Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9752114)

81. Notorious

Notorious has a picture of his cat, Lobo (named after his favorite WNBA player) as his avatar. I should probably end this roast with that, but...whatever. Cats are for spinsters and pillowbitergots. Notorious is neither, so you know he hates them...so what gives? Why the **** does he have a cat? Well, I'll tell you why. Notorious has always kept a box full of piss and shit inside his house. People used to think of him as the sick **** with the boxes full of turds in his foyer. Now, he's just a guy with a cat, so his bizarre fetish seems socially acceptable. It's kind of a genius move, really. I mean, if I could get away with leaving dead hookers on my lawn by buying a ferret, I'd be at Petland right now.

Still, having cats around actually comes in handy for him, as he's a little too in touch with his feminine side, and he likes to gently stroke the cat while having himself a good cry. Pretty soon, though, he's going to have to tie the ****ing thing up in a burlap sack and throw it off a bridge, or I'm taking back what I said earlier about him not being a pillowbitergot.

All in all, he's an okay guy. I'll probably take him up on his offer to babysit my kids.

Pros: Really good at tickling. Keeps working at growing that mustache even though it isn't coming in very thick.

Cons: Huge fan of Jackson Browne. Drives a Plymouth.

Outlook for 2014: His neighbors will be asked to describe him on the local news.

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9751807)

Actually I thought it was downright mean and a complete asshole thing to write. That's why it was so funny. :LOL:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9753277)

I won't be keeping up today. Am going to be in Waterloo watching my youngest bro hopefully kick some ass at the Northern Plains Regional wrestling tourney, but am hoping to have something to make me laugh when I get home from that.

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9751219)

My interest was more in the dude on the far right. Not sure if he's considered a superfan or not

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9753514)

Hootie...Just out of curiosity, how much neg rep have you received the people you've roasted in this thread?

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9753519)

They are neggin you?
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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 9753530)

Nice effort Saul.

I don't bring a lot to the table when it comes to being polarizing, which makes me extemely hard to roast.

I have managed to piss off only two posters total since being on CP. I just don't have enough "**** you" in me to be a dick.

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 9753506)

nice facebook post..don't think this means I give a shit about your well being.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9753576)

That's fair enough. I really don't know why I posted it to begin with, to be honest. And really don't know why I am checking this board from a phone while at the tourney.

However, I don't care if you care or not either.

Go to hell, you ****ing prick.

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 9753582)

sarcasm, dramatic dipshit.

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 9753512)

Phil is correct...the guy between Arrowman and Retro is Louie Agular