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DJ's left nut 10-25-2011 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 8048840)
Did Stewie ever drop these of nuggets of wisdom. I did some serious skimming.

Nope - he's moved onto instructing us all as to the intricacies of the commercial flight industry.

I'm waiting for some hard-hitting analysis on that particular front, but he assures us all that his vocation involved airlines so I'm confident that it will be coming soon.

Oh wait - he's also a useless prick, we've established that pretty strongly as well.

Stewie 10-25-2011 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 8048829)
And the circle completes itself.

How could I have been so foolish? Of course the airline chatter was just a way to lure me into your fiendish trap.

How could I have walked into the "The SEC is full of Hillbillies" slam, so deviously disguised behind the meandering prattling on of a vacuous shitheel?

I have brought shame on my house.

Circles? Huh? If that's how you see them.

It went from:

"MU is an academic institution and the Big 10 would love to have us!"

To:

"We love the SEC! We don't care that we're associated with shitty academic schools!"

Saul Good 10-25-2011 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 8048810)
Sorry that you spent so much time on my posts. MU belongs in the hillbilly conference. It's been quite apparent that when the Big 10 snubbed MU and Texas was a big bully that the tiggers would tuck tail and run. Now you can get a major in whittlin' and rockin'!

Awesome smack from a guy who's conference is adding West Virginia.

DJ's left nut 10-25-2011 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8048852)
Awesome smack from a guy who's conference is adding West Virginia.

Eh, its still better than "Oh yeah, well what do you know about flight patterns?"

Stewie 10-25-2011 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8048852)
Awesome smack from a guy who's conference is adding West Virginia.

Better than MU. At least they've been in the game. MU has never won anything... EVER!

Saul Good 10-25-2011 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 8048849)
Circles? Huh? If that's how you see them.

It went from:

"MU is an academic institution and the Big 10 would love to have us!"

To:

"We love the SEC! We don't care that we're associated with shitty academic schools!"

Half of the good academic schools just left the Big IIX, and you just added West Virginia. You might want to cool the academic shit-talking.

DJ's left nut 10-25-2011 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 8048855)
Better than MU. At least they've been in the game. MU has never won anything... EVER!

Point.
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Stewie's head

Stewie 10-25-2011 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 8048854)
Eh, its still better than "Oh yeah, well what do you know about flight patterns?"

What's your expertise? I'd love to hear all about everything you know. 2+2=4?

DJ's left nut 10-25-2011 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 8048849)
Circles? Huh? If that's how you see them.

It went from:

"MU is an academic institution and the Big 10 would love to have us!"

To:

"We love the SEC! We don't care that we're associated with shitty academic schools!"

See previous post.

Saul Good 10-25-2011 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 8048855)
Better than MU. At least they've been in the game. MU has never won anything... EVER!

Now I understand why you think your posts are smart. You don't read them.

Reaper16 10-25-2011 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 8048860)
Point.
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Stewie's head

The point is the approximate distance from Stewie's head as an airplane would be.

duncan_idaho 10-25-2011 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 8048837)
TCU has been making tremendous improvements in recruiting prior to the Big 12 move. That's only going to get better.

Patterson has been an expert at going to top recruits and saying, "You could go to UT and be maybe 3rd, 4th on the depth chart and who knows who'll they'll get next year. Or, you can come to TCU and compete to start from your first year."

Patterson is a great coach, and I have nothing but respect for what he's done at TCU (And I would argue the Mountain West has been better than the Big East the past 3-4 years, even).

TCU has done a great job identifying and using talent from the second- and third-tiers in Texas, and I expect that to continue.

Too bad for cat fans. Doubt Patterson ever leaves that job now that it's in a major conference.

Stewie 10-25-2011 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8048863)
Now I understand why you think your posts are smart. You don't read them.

I've always said MU has never won anything.

DJ's left nut 10-25-2011 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 8048861)
What's your expertise? I'd love to hear all about everything you know. 2+2=4?

Now now, puddin', I wouldn't want to bore the rest of the board with all that.

It's findable if you feel like doing the legwork, but this thread isn't about me.

Please - tell us more about airspeed vs. groundspeed.

Bowser 10-25-2011 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 8048855)
Better than MU. At least they've been in the game. MU has never won anything... EVER!

Bullshit. We've won the "Get the **** Out From Under Texas' Thumb" race.


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