LOL...she just said

"WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yaaaaaaaaaaaaay hahahaha"

End of thread.
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I'll write something up. An attention whore must never disappoint his audience.

SO you found the chick on AFF ? Did you pay or something ? HOw can I screw random broads.

Nah, I have a free account. Give it a whirl but if you're not good looking or in shape no one is going to pay attention to you. Really, I just got lucky. You'd have a higher chance of success hitting the bars every night.

How did you chat ? Don't you have to pay to receive messages and chat ?

I'm crafty. The chat rooms are free.

Females can send messages. Free males can't. But she viewed me, so I added her to my hotlist, she sent me a message, I replied "get in the chatroom, bitch." We got in the chatroom, I gave her my e-mail, and hey presto, we ****ed via the miracle of the internet.

Gotta love technology. :D

You have to be attractive enough to be a male model?
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Guys are a dime a dozen online. Chicks can afford to be picky.

well, I signed up for this site ............
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congrats but aren't you still a virgin if you didnt get off? htf do u not get off

The female did not provide appropriate stimulation.

She gave you head (even after you came up limp noodle going for doggie style), and she spent 2.5 hrs with little clay ....... and you blame her? 1st time jitters is all, not quite as form-fitting as fistina.
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As far as I'm concerned, this chick did a public service and deserves not just a star on the hollywood walk of fame , but to be remembered for more than 3 fingers and a jar of jelly. All of our fists are "tighter" than a 39 yr old vag ( even my 6th grade woodshop teacher). Apperantly beggars can be choosers.

BTW I predict an epic flameout with the visiting 23 yr old.


PS: I think this thread just finally died .......

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I joke, I joke.. Congrats Clay mate, you are now a man!