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Sorter 06-14-2013 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9752114)
I mean, if I could get away with leaving dead hookers on my lawn by buying a ferret, I'd be at Petland right now.


ROFL

Rasputin 06-14-2013 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9752000)
There wasn't any racism in your roast, though. You were just providing stereotypes of Mexicans.


It's not stereotype if always true/Josh.O

Saul Good 06-14-2013 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 9752097)
The amount of rough drafts for the Wickedson roast, to ensure that it's damn near perfect, will be staggering.

No way is he one of the 100 best posters. That doesn't mean I won't get to him, but if I do, it means that I've said "**** the rankings" and just started going after the low-hanging fruit.

The hardest part about this is finding a poster who is interesting enough to roast. I tried Notorious just to see if I could do one for a poster who doesn't provide an obvious target. I did it, but it was pretty uninspired...not very funny. When you just make up shit about posters, it gets stale very quickly. A roast is only funny when you start hitting close to home.

To do a true countdown, there would be about 60 that I know nothing about. I mean, what can I write about mylonsd? He's a solid poster from what I remember, but I couldn't honestly tell you anything about him.

There are plenty of good candidates, but they tend to be higher up the list. If anyone has a suggestion for a candidate in the 50-80 range, shoot me a PM or something. If you give me a decent angle, I'll try to run with it.

loochy 06-14-2013 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9752133)
No it is good work. Why would I get mad over a roast penned by willie loman?

You seem to be angry a lot. Maybe that's just because Frazod is always around though.

Marcellus 06-14-2013 03:03 PM

...basically Frazod with a sombrero.

LMAO

Hootie 06-14-2013 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9752331)
No way is he one of the 100 best posters. That doesn't mean I won't get to him, but if I do, it means that I've said "**** the rankings" and just started going after the low-hanging fruit.

The hardest part about this is finding a poster who is interesting enough to roast. I tried Notorious just to see if I could do one for a poster who doesn't provide an obvious target. I did it, but it was pretty uninspired...not very funny. When you just make up shit about posters, it gets stale very quickly. A roast is only funny when you start hitting close to home.

To do a true countdown, there would be about 60 that I know nothing about. I mean, what can I write about mylonsd? He's a solid poster from what I remember, but I couldn't honestly tell you anything about him.

There are plenty of good candidates, but they tend to be higher up the list. If anyone has a suggestion for a candidate in the 50-80 range, shoot me a PM or something. If you give me a decent angle, I'll try to run with it.

This is what I ran into...the Mecca's are easy...the Rausch's are tough

Frazod 06-14-2013 03:06 PM

Probably just better to focus on assholes, or at least people with assholish tendancies. Kind of hard to roast somebody who's polite and shies away from conflict.

Marcellus 06-14-2013 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9752352)
Probably just better to focus on assholes, or at least people with assholish tendancies. Kind of hard to roast somebody who's polite and shies away from conflict.

Does CP have those?

Saul Good 06-14-2013 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9752352)
Probably just better to focus on assholes, or at least people with assholish tendancies. Kind of hard to roast somebody who's polite and shies away from conflict.

It's not even that (although that is a big part of it). Posters can be polite, but they have to be memorable. I could describe Rain Man, and people would figure out who I meant. FireMeBoy? Not so much.

loochy 06-14-2013 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9752368)
It's not even that (although that is a big part of it). Posters can be polite, but they have to be memorable. I could describe Rain Man, and people would figure out who I meant. FireMeBoy? Not so much.

Roast of Loochy:

Uhm, he's a guy or something. He posts here....but I'm not sure about what. Errr.....he must be fat like Frazod or something.

Hootie 06-14-2013 03:19 PM

he missed the entire memorable existence pertaining to RustShack

I had a huge part in that HOC thread. It was awesome. Those were back in the Halo days.

blaise 06-14-2013 03:20 PM

There's a lot of posters where I can't ever remember which is which. Just sort of a collection of people in the middle who's names I recognize, but if you were to interchange their names on a post I wouldn't know the difference.

Bowser 06-14-2013 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9752372)
he missed the entire memorable existence pertaining to RustShack

I had a huge part in that HOC thread. It was awesome. Those were back in the Halo days.

You had your chance. Now just sit there and keep that whore trap shut, non 101 list maker.

loochy 06-14-2013 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9752375)
There's a lot of posters where I can't ever remember which is which. Just sort of a collection of people in the middle who's names I recognize, but if you were to interchange their names on a post I wouldn't know the difference.

I know man

I always get blaise and jenson mixed up

Hootie 06-14-2013 03:22 PM

Here it is:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=205990

One of the best.


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