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leviw 07-01-2009 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5876271)
15 min



25 min



35 min

approx.
Wow. That was quick.

What was the conversation for the first 15 minutes like? What statement(s) led to the first kiss?

Hammock Parties 07-01-2009 04:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5876266)
Excellent news.

How many awkward moments were there? Around here we had the over/under at 3 moments per hour.
Not many. It was a little awkward when I was trying to enter her from behind and went totally limp. I said..."Uh...****...you better suck it."

What was amusing in my own mind was when I was getting some shitty head and I felt bored...started watching the blue screen saver on the HDTV across from me...started thinking about my Madden franchise......yawn....

rockymtnchief 07-01-2009 04:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5876271)
15 min



25 min



35 min

approx.
First tears?

First "I love you"?

Delano 07-01-2009 04:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5876274)
Not many. It was a little awkward when I was trying to enter her from behind and went totally limp. I said..."Uh...****...you better suck it."
Mmhmm.

No cramps or anything a half hour in? You stayed well hydrated. :clap:

Hammock Parties 07-01-2009 04:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5876279)
Mmhmm.

No cramps or anything a half hour in? You stayed well hydrated. :clap:
No injuries to speak of but my arm was throbbing when I was screwing her with three fingers from the fist of angry god. I really wanted to get her off. I worked at it. LMAO

Hammock Parties 07-01-2009 04:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 5876277)
First tears?

First "I love you"?
When Larry broke that 65-yard run last year. Both.

Delano 07-01-2009 04:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5876285)
No injuries to speak of but my arm was throbbing when I was screwing her with three fingers from the fist of angry god. I really wanted to get her off. I worked at it. LMAO
Did she ever give birth or was the lack of tightness a result of being a used whore?

rockymtnchief 07-01-2009 04:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5876285)
No injuries to speak of but my arm was throbbing when I was screwing her with three fingers from the fist of angry god. I really wanted to get her off. I worked at it. LMAO
Next time just work the butter-bean. You'll save the arm and only tire a finger or two.

Hammock Parties 07-01-2009 04:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by leviw (Post 5876273)
Wow. That was quick.

What was the conversation for the first 15 minutes like? What statement(s) led to the first kiss?
Mostly we talked about adultfriendfinder. We both cheated the system. Haha! And it led to shitty sex, so I guess the joke was on us.

We briefly discussed the shitty Cameron Diaz movie on TV. Then I started talking about her tits.

Hammock Parties 07-01-2009 05:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5876291)
Did she ever give birth or was the lack of tightness a result of being a used whore?
Who ****ing knows. For all I know it was her house and her "nephews" were her kids. A couple times I thought I heard a noise, like a car pulling up or something.

leviw 07-01-2009 05:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5876295)
Mostly we talked about adultfriendfinder. We both cheated the system. Haha! And it led to shitty sex, so I guess the joke was on us.

We briefly discussed the shitty Cameron Diaz movie on TV. Then I started talking about her tits.
Kind of impressed, GoChiefs. Doesn't sound awkward, and you made the first move, at least verbally. Well played.

Delano 07-01-2009 05:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5876297)
Who ****ing knows. For all I know it was her house and her "nephews" were her kids. A couple times I thought I heard a noise, like a car pulling up or something.
ROFL

You've finally stepped on the first rung of the man ladder.

Congratulations.

Hammock Parties 07-01-2009 05:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by leviw (Post 5876301)
Kind of impressed, GoChiefs. Doesn't sound awkward, and you made the first move, at least verbally. Well played.
I think Sam got all the awkwardness out of me a few months ago (my 18 yo half BJ/makeout/fingerbang slut). This time I wasn't asking the girl to rate my performance in the middle of the event, or saying stupid shit like "Am I crushing you?"

Actually, I should text her and tell her I lost it. I told her of my plight.

DJay23 07-01-2009 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5876243)
Go for it.
I care far too little to put the energy into it myself. Just a suggestion for others who are anxious.

Hammock Parties 07-01-2009 05:08 PM
This thread has 500 posts in the last 24 hours. ROFL


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