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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9751958)

So, has Native seen this yet? I can envision him getting butthurt by this.

I actually think he's got a good enough sense of humor to laugh at it.

We need a new entry so I don't have to read more of the CP intelligentsia's expert opinions on what does and does not constitute racism.

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9752031)

Me > You

Not a chance. 90% of CP > you.

Cereally

Totally cereal.

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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9752064)

We need a new entry so I don't have to read more of the CP intelligentsia's expert opinions on what does and does not constitute racism.

Actually mentioning a race might be a good starting point.

Saul is perfect for this.

The amount of rough drafts for the Wickedson roast, to ensure that it's damn near perfect, will be staggering.

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Originally Posted by doomy3 (Post 9752079)

Saul is perfect for this.

Absolutely. The mods should change his name to Saul Better.

81. Notorious

Notorious has a picture of his cat, Lobo (named after his favorite WNBA player) as his avatar. I should probably end this roast with that, but...whatever. Cats are for spinsters and bundle of stickss. Notorious is neither, so you know he hates them...so what gives? Why the **** does he have a cat? Well, I'll tell you why. Notorious has always kept a box full of piss and shit inside his house. People used to think of him as the sick **** with the boxes full of turds in his foyer. Now, he's just a guy with a cat, so his bizarre fetish seems socially acceptable. It's kind of a genius move, really. I mean, if I could get away with leaving dead hookers on my lawn by buying a ferret, I'd be at Petland right now.

Still, having cats around actually comes in handy for him, as he's a little too in touch with his feminine side, and he likes to gently stroke the cat while having himself a good cry. Pretty soon, though, he's going to have to tie the ****ing thing up in a burlap sack and throw it off a bridge, or I'm taking back what I said earlier about him not being a bundle of sticks.

All in all, he's an okay guy. I'll probably take him up on his offer to babysit my kids.

Pros: Really good at tickling. Keeps working at growing that mustache even though it isn't coming in very thick.

Cons: Huge fan of Jackson Browne. Drives a Plymouth.

Outlook for 2014: His neighbors will be asked to describe him on the local news.

lol

so much better than anything Hootie has ever done in life

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9751810)

82. KCnative

This little jumping bean occasionally posts about the Chiefs, but the vast majority of his work centers around accusing everyone of racism. It never occurs to him that it's not his race that makes people hate him...it's the fact that he's a fat, angry prick. I hate to break it to you, native, but you're basically frazod with a sombrero.

He came to Chiefs Planet because he is fascinated by sports in general. You see, where his family is from, sports aren't really part of the culture. After all, every Mexican who can run, jump, or swim sneaks into the US. Hootie's threads are of particular interest to him because all of native's brothers used to bus tables at hootie's restaurant, and now all of his sisters clean the rooms at hootie's hotel. In that regard, hootie is kind of the pied piper of pendejos.

He works in the financial services industry where he became a hero to his people when he realized that Mexicans in the US could write off their trucks as both a work vehicle AND an office. (I'm kidding, of course. They don't really file tax returns.)

Pros: Sells tamales out of a truck, and everything tastes better out of a truck. Has a dog that lives on the roof of his house.

Cons: Spends twenty minutes every afternoon making his chili dog at 7/11 and doesn't leave any toppings for anyone else. Brings live chickens on the bus.

Outlook for 2014: Will be higher on the list if he spends more time posting in threads about football and less time in threads about napping on other people's front lawns.

Hey I made the list. Good work sir.

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 9752072)

Not a chance. 90% of CP > you.

Cereally

Totally cereal.

Lettuce be Cereal.

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9751958)

So, has Native seen this yet? I can envision him getting butthurt by this.

No it is good work. Why would I get mad over a roast penned by willie loman?

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9752133)

No it is good work. Why would I get mad over a roast penned by willie loman?

I think he called you a pussy. You should attack with all your vengeance.

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9752133)

No it is good work. Why would I get mad over a roast penned by willie loman?

Ok, chola.

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9752141)

I think he called you a pussy. You should attack with all your vengeance.

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