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Halfcan 07-01-2009 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5875806)
You will be happy to know that you can't fit 3 fingers side by side in my box without a shoe horn and kitty litter.


I like looking at big boobs. Far prefer playing with my small ones.
a shoe horn and kitty litter?

wtf ROFL

DJay23 07-01-2009 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 5875858)
I'm not wanting sex details. He's shared so much other stuff I just want to get his novalistic view of the evening. He can keep his sloppy vag memories to himself we want to know other details like what she was wearing when she answered the door, etc. What was the conversation out of the weirdness. What was his mood on his embarkation. What'd he/she say to get him out of there feeling like he accomplished something.

That's all.
Maybe the Planet should write it for him. A novella loosely based on the details of the event with plenty of room for embellishment. Could even do one of those deals where one person starts it, then the next person picks it up...so on.

Phobia 07-01-2009 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by DJay23 (Post 5876219)
Maybe the Planet should write it for him. A novella loosely based on the details of the event with plenty of room for embellishment. Could even do one of those deals where one person starts it, then the next person picks it up...so on.
I finished powdering my gnarly scrotum and pulled on my lacy Carrie Underwood panties I'd won on ebay...

easymobee 07-01-2009 04:33 PM
I think he told her he was a virgin at some point. Either before or after (during?).
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Hammock Parties 07-01-2009 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by easymobee (Post 5876231)
I think he told her he was a virgin at some point. Either before or after (during?).
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Definitely not.

Hammock Parties 07-01-2009 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by DJay23 (Post 5876219)
Maybe the Planet should write it for him. A novella loosely based on the details of the event with plenty of room for embellishment. Could even do one of those deals where one person starts it, then the next person picks it up...so on.
Go for it.

leviw 07-01-2009 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5876239)
Definitely not.
Think she figured it out?

Hammock Parties 07-01-2009 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by leviw (Post 5876245)
Think she figured it out?
Doubt it. She came from my hardcore fingerbang action and then spent the next hour trying to get me off, unsuccessfully. ROFL

leviw 07-01-2009 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5876246)
Doubt it. She came from my hardcore fingerbang action and then spent the next hour trying to get me off, unsuccessfully. ROFL
Was she disappointed she couldn't? Did you try to fake it?

Hammock Parties 07-01-2009 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by leviw (Post 5876249)
Was she disappointed she couldn't? Did you try to fake it?
No way I was faking my first time.

Dunno if she was disappointed but afterwards she said:

"After all that I don't think it's humanly possible to get you off."

leviw 07-01-2009 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5876253)
No way I was faking my first time.

Dunno if she was disappointed but afterwards she said:

"After all that I don't think it's humanly possible to get you off."
Sorry if it's already been answered, but how long were you there before the following sexcapades began:
- First kiss?
- First touching of genitilia — you touching hers and her touching yours?
- First insertion of P into V, officially ending your years of virgin futility?

rockymtnchief 07-01-2009 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5876253)
No way I was faking my first time.

Dunno if she was disappointed but afterwards she said:

"After all that I don't think it's humanly possible to get you off."
Ummmm...are you sure you weren't thinking of BLAIR Underwood?:D

Delano 07-01-2009 04:49 PM
Excellent news.

How many awkward moments were there? Around here we had the over/under at 3 moments per hour.

Halfcan 07-01-2009 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5876253)
No way I was faking my first time.

Dunno if she was disappointed but afterwards she said:

"After all that I don't think it's humanly possible to get you off."
maybe you should have brought a pic of LJ with ya-lol

Hammock Parties 07-01-2009 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by leviw (Post 5876259)
- First kiss?
15 min

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- First touching of genitilia — you touching hers and her touching yours?
25 min

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- First insertion of P into V, officially ending your years of virgin futility?
35 min

approx.


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