Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

When your catcher hitting 282 and 11 homers leads the team in both categories, it's time to look in the mirror and accept the fact that this team just isn't that good. Fantastic starting pitching seems to be a shade of luck at this point. When Duffy and Vargas come back to earth after the All-Star break, is 500 baseball even remotely realistic?

heading to my first game today.
anyone mind if i start up the gameday thread?

we need some mojo!!

goooooooooooo royals!!!

Go for it Wildman

It can't hurt

As long as we get rid of Belly.

It was amazing how a rather-packed stadium suffered a gut-wrenching sigh each time he came up last night.

If we're going to cut ties with the fat snail, we might want to do it sooner than later!

Too bad the team wasn't down 5-6 runs last night maybe Belly would've gone yard again.

I've been watching less and less of them. Bad baseball isn't much fun.

thanks for the opportunity for the thread fellas. time to do some damage and make some noise.

am i right?!

but seriously, we have to split now. HAVE TOO!!! don't give up, as much as i'll get flack for it, hosmer is at least showing signs of waking up. just need the rest of these guys to wake up.

There's no market for those turds. Maybe Moose could get you an ok prospect in return.

0-7 at home vs Detroit.

They should re-run this story again.

The more I think about it the more I realize that there is an essential trade that needs to be made:

So, we could offer up Shields, Moose, Colon and Crow plus a few farm pieces (since we have the best farm in the league) for Stanton.

Discuss.