Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9751810)

82. KCnative

This little jumping bean occasionally posts about the Chiefs, but the vast majority of his work centers around accusing everyone of racism. It never occurs to him that it's not his race that makes people hate him...it's the fact that he's a fat, angry prick. I hate to break it to you, native, but you're basically frazod with a sombrero.

He came to Chiefs Planet because he is fascinated by sports in general. You see, where his family is from, sports aren't really part of the culture. After all, every Mexican who can run, jump, or swim sneaks into the US. Hootie's threads are of particular interest to him because all of native's brothers used to bus tables at hootie's restaurant, and now all of his sisters clean the rooms at hootie's hotel. In that regard, hootie is kind of the pied piper of pendejos.

He works in the financial services industry where he became a hero to his people when he realized that Mexicans in the US could write off their trucks as both a work vehicle AND an office. (I'm kidding, of course. They don't really file tax returns.)

Pros: Sells tamales out of a truck, and everything tastes better out of a truck. Has a dog that lives on the roof of his house.

Cons: Spends twenty minutes every afternoon making his chili dog at 7/11 and doesn't leave any toppings for anyone else. Brings live chickens on the bus.

Outlook for 2014: Will be higher on the list if he spends more time posting in threads about football and less time in threads about napping on other people's front lawns.

Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 9751827)

Best one yet. LMAO

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9751820)

ROFL Holy ****ing shit! You are literally blowing Hootie out of the water with this shit. Gem after gem. You were born to do this.

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 9751886)

Frazod with a sombrero and brings live chickens on the bus were killer lines. Kudos again.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9751903)

I agree. I'm just not as intelligent as Saul. I have no problem admitting that.

Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 9751924)

So do you equate intelligence with the ability to make fun of someone?

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9751927)

Absolutely. Creativity is most definitely correlated with intelligence.

Originally Posted by ghak99 (Post 9751942)

:spock:

The smartest people I know are about as creative as a rock.

Originally Posted by ghak99 (Post 9751942)

:spock:

The smartest people I know are about as creative as a rock.