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DaKCMan AP 10-25-2011 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 8048613)
Hey - you didn't include Morgantown!

But you'll need to come up with an inhaler or something because facts make Stewie's asthma act up something fierce.

ROFL

Fort Worth to Morgantown - 1475 miles

College Station to Gainesville - 922 miles

Stewie 10-25-2011 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 8048600)
College Station to:
Norman - 358 miles
Lawrence - 686 miles
Manhattan - 659 miles
Stillwater - 436 miles
Ames - 949 miles
Lubbock - 441 miles

College Station to:
Baton Rouge - 338 miles
Fayetteville - 512 miles
Oxford - 566
Starkville - 575 miles
Birmingham - 683 miles
Auburn - 754 miles
Columbia - 779 miles
Knoxville - 940 miles
Athens - 924 miles

Thank you for making my point and leaving out Ft. Worth, Waco and Austin. You left out some of the SEC schools that you seem to think prove your point. Dumbass!

Saulbadguy 10-25-2011 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 8048599)
Do you know how they get their information?

You try to raise the bar in scenarios like this. You lay out a battle plan, you get your armies set up, you set up a stronghold in Western Australia, and some mother****er named Stewie comes over and takes a gigantic dump over the board. Its disheartening.

Saulbadguy 10-25-2011 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by HemiEd (Post 8048620)
I can understand that. I have even been watching all the Nebraska games, in one hand hoping they get crushed, and then in the other hoping they do well.

So, do you think all of this stuff that Texas has compromised on, is short term? You think they are going to run when the time is right?

Yeah, my Nebraska "give-a-shit" meter has really leveled off as of late. Colorado may as well not exist.

Stewie 10-25-2011 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 8048624)
You try to raise the bar in scenarios like this. You lay out a battle plan, you get your armies set up, you set up a stronghold in Western Australia, and some mother****er named Stewie comes over and takes a gigantic dump over the board. Its disheartening.

Nice comeback Potsy. Really? Do you know where they get their information?

Bowser 10-25-2011 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by HemiEd (Post 8048620)
I can understand that. I have even been watching all the Nebraska games, in one hand hoping they get crushed, and then in the other hoping they do well.

So, do you think all of this stuff that Texas has compromised on, is short term? You think they are going to run when the time is right?

It's hard not to think Texas won't bail at the first possible moment they can, if they feels that it benefits them in any way. When that time comes, and I feel secure saying it will, it's going to suck for the rest of the conference, no matter who they bring in. The next six years should be great for the Big XII, but after that?

HemiEd 10-25-2011 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 8048540)
This...

I would move KU to the SEC and bail on the Titanic 12 in a ****ing heart beat...

Would give two shits about any rivarly or team left behind...

ballsack

Stewie 10-25-2011 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 8048632)
It's hard not to think Texas won't bail at the first possible moment they can, if they feels that it benefits them in any way. When that time comes, and I feel secure saying it will, it's going to suck for the rest of the conference, no matter who they bring in. The next six years should be great for the Big XII, but after that?

As I said before, where are they going to go? The SEC? Wouldn't that be rich? They aren't going to the PAC.

DJ's left nut 10-25-2011 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 8048624)
You try to raise the bar in scenarios like this. You lay out a battle plan, you get your armies set up, you set up a stronghold in Western Australia, and some mother****er named Stewie comes over and takes a gigantic dump over the board. Its disheartening.

Oh c'mon - the Western Australia guy always gets proper ****ed unless he can develop some sort of marauding hoard before someone is able to lay siege to South America, trickle up through Africa and take to really whupin' some ass.

Never isolate yourself in Australia. At that point you're resigned to being nothing more than the guy that kills someone off, ****s someone else up, then ends up coming in 3rd after doing most of the heavy lifting.

eazyb81 10-25-2011 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 8048632)
It's hard not to think Texas won't bail at the first possible moment they can, if they feels that it benefits them in any way. When that time comes, and I feel secure saying it will, it's going to suck for the rest of the conference, no matter who they bring in. The next six years should be great for the Big XII, but after that?

Stewie convinced me no one will ever want Texas. They are stuck! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

Saulbadguy 10-25-2011 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 8048637)
Oh c'mon - the Western Australia guy always gets proper ****ed unless he can develop some sort of marauding hoard before someone is able to siege to South America, trickle up through Africa and take to really whupin' some ass.

Never isolate yourself in Australia. At that point you're resigned to being nothing more than the guy that kills someone off, ****s someone else up, then ends up coming in 3rd after doing most of the heavy lifting.

You hold that piece of Southeast Asia, and you are golden. Eventually you can make your way in to the Middle East, and even Alaska. Keep the ownership of continents away from others.

Saul Good 10-25-2011 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 8048621)
ROFL

Fort Worth to Morgantown - 1475 miles

College Station to Gainesville - 922 miles

Provo's pretty close, though. Its only 1350 miles.

Stewie 10-25-2011 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by eazyb81 (Post 8048639)
Stewie convinced me no one will ever want Texas. They are stuck! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'd love it if Texas went to the SEC. I would laugh my ass off.

notorious 10-25-2011 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8048645)
Provo's pretty close, though. Its only 1350 miles.

How far is from BYU to wherever WVU is?


That's gotta be one hell of a haul.

duncan_idaho 10-25-2011 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 8048632)
It's hard not to think Texas won't bail at the first possible moment they can, if they feels that it benefits them in any way. When that time comes, and I feel secure saying it will, it's going to suck for the rest of the conference, no matter who they bring in. The next six years should be great for the Big XII, but after that?

Yeah. It really appears the Longhorn Network is headed for failure, especially after the concessions Texas recently has made.

Not hard to see it being canned after a few years. Also not hard to see it being rolled into a regional network when Texas makes its move. The Big Ten and ACC would be easy partners for that.

The PAC is not going to work currently, but Larry Scott has eyes for Texas. If the LHN is no longer a factor, I'd say there's still a strong chance UT and OU end up over there.


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