ChiefsPlanet - I have a date.

I was surprised I didn't blow, yes.

I don't know if I want to hook up with her again. I got a girl coming down here in two weeks. I'd rather bang her first. She's 23.

loochy

07-01-2009 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5875676)

I was surprised I didn't blow, yes.

I don't know if I want to hook up with her again. I got a girl coming down here in two weeks. I'd rather bang her first. She's 23.

Why not just practice on the used up hag and gain new skills to use on the 23 year old later?

Hammock Parties

07-01-2009 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 5875699)

Why not just practice on the used up hag and gain new skills to use on the 23 year old later?

Dude if I can't stay hard because she's too loose what good is it gonna do?

Anyway I told the younger one I hadn't had sex "in awhile" and she got excited by that. :evil:

Gonzo

07-01-2009 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 5875650)

So clay...

Did you the whole thing?

LOL

ROFL

Dood!

I can't believe I the whole thing!

wutamess

07-01-2009 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5875709)

Dude if I can't stay hard because she's too loose what good is it gonna do?

Anyway I told the younger one I hadn't had sex "in awhile" and she got excited by that. :evil:

JUST STFU and get on with the mini novel already.
Have it on my desk by 3pm.

Iowanian

07-01-2009 01:24 PM

I think it is hilarious that you think you're ready to judge cooter quality at the county fair beef curtain expo after you've sized exactly 1 up...

It was probably limbered up from the 3 guys there between 8 and 10pm before you.

These aren't 12 year old girls.....at least they're not supposed to be at your age.

DeezNutz

07-01-2009 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5875709)

Dude if I can't stay hard because she's too loose what good is it gonna do?

Yeah, that's the reason.

loochy

07-01-2009 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5875709)

Dude if I can't stay hard because she's too loose what good is it gonna do?

Anyway I told the younger one I hadn't had sex "in awhile" and she got excited by that. :evil:

It's time for you to learn another technique: imagining a different, hotter chick is under you. Imagination is a powerful tool.

Buck	07-01-2009 01:30 PM

Dude the reason you couldn't stay up wasn't because she was too loose.

I really don't see how that is possible.

Gonzo

07-01-2009 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 5875729)

It's time for you to learn another technique: imagining a different, hotter chick is under you. Imagination is a powerful tool.

Or Granny...
Just sayin

Hammock Parties

07-01-2009 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5875716)

I think it is hilarious that you think you're ready to judge cooter quality at the county fair beef curtain expo after you've sized exactly 1 up...

Two...two....

Buck	07-01-2009 01:38 PM

You were wearing a condom right? Sometimes that keeps me from keeping a stiffy.

Hammock Parties

07-01-2009 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 5875736)

Dude the reason you couldn't stay up wasn't because she was too loose.

I really don't see how that is possible.

I couldn't feel SHIT when she sat on it.

There was more stimulation from the blowjob. I ****ed her throat a few times. Thank you porn!

Hammock Parties

07-01-2009 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 5875729)

It's time for you to learn another technique: imagining a different, hotter chick is under you. Imagination is a powerful tool.

Dude, I was trying to picture Carrie Underwood, seriously. But it didn't work.

Mr. Flopnuts

07-01-2009 01:39 PM

Condoms suck. But what choice do you have when trolling for strange on teh intertubes?

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