Eat shit pie, QUEER! :p

Joe Burrow has been injured 2-4 seasons in his career. Fifty percent. There's a good chance that goes to 60% after this year.

Every time we talk football with a Bengals jaggoff they pull that one win against KC in the playoffs out of their ass. That's their one. Their one big moment.

It's really sad.

Has a franchise dined out on almost winning a Superbowl like the Bengals? Embarrassing

Joe Burrow had a 7-11 record against the AFC North in his career. 1-5 vs Browns

I'll just leave this here for your viewing pleasure.

We apparently have different definitions of "good chance." I don't consider a 10% chance very good.

But I guess it's not that much worse than most.

That 66% is based on what?

2022: This is our year!

Or not.

2023: This is it, bitches!!!

Or not.

2024: Our defenses have gone in opposite directions, but it doesn't matter. This is it!!!

Good read and perfectly sums up Bengals biggest problem...it's harder to beat a team that doesn't have Daniel Sorensen playing. Looking forward to Burrow building 'perfect chemistry' with Johnny Butterhands and the other chucklef**** that'll come post-Chase.

But look on the bright side, there's a chance your OL is bad enough to write off another season and gift wrap you another top end WR in the draft.

32% of the time it works half the time.

2/3

It's the pleats.

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Pussies

In that case it would be more correct to say 67% than 66%.

Yeah, I could have sworn that the Denver pussies have won the Super Bowl a couple times.

It's LITERALLY the biggest win in the entire history of their franchise. Nobody even remembers the 80's Title games.

Just think: one day Bengals fans will be able to tell their grandkids about 2021, the year they beat Mahomes and the Chiefs during the Chiefs decade long dynasty and got to the Super Bowl (only to lose, of course)

I mean, I wanna say its kind of pathetic, but I guess it IS pretty impressive to be able to say you're the only team that kept KC out of the Super Bowl during their Dynasty years.

So they've got that going for them . . . . . :shrug:

Lots of rumblings Burrow is ****ed...ROFL

Carson Palmer 2.0

The best thing about hope is the look on someone's face as you take it away...

Hate to see it ROFL

But mostly, you love to see it.

So strange since Bungholes fans claimed that Higgins returning to Cincy without any drama or holdouts was a sure thing.

Jump ball Joe’s best jump ball receiver leaving? What could go wrong.

It'd be a hit to cum sock stadium, but that title would be closer to Buffalo or maybe Baltimore

Looks like the Bengals r faulked again...

If the Bengals actually beiieve Joe is a game changer play maker type they would trade Higgins for picks but that takes balls and they will do everything to avoid that because they know Joe is a pocket guy that must have top talent to win on offense.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I love Tee Higgins. <br><br>Go trade him to Minnesota and get Justin Jefferson and a pick or another player. I&#39;m not doing this bullshit anymore. If you value money that bad instead of wanting a championship leave I don&#39;t care. I want a damn championship. I&#39;m going to get it no matter… <a href="https://t.co/JzIdyjYXCv">https://t.co/JzIdyjYXCv</a></p>&mdash; Drunk Bengals Fan (@DrunkBengalsfan) <a href="https://twitter.com/DrunkBengalsfan/status/1767198749640520127?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 11, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">No talks about a long term deal in over a year?!?!!<br><br>**** THIS FRONT OFFICE BRO. LEGIT **** THIS FRONT OFFICE. <br><br>“Go get your own.”<br><br>YEA **** YOU DUKE TOBIN. <a href="https://t.co/9A4X5IKo8i">https://t.co/9A4X5IKo8i</a></p>&mdash; Cody Crabtree |o| (@crabtree_cody) <a href="https://twitter.com/crabtree_cody/status/1767194241552224367?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 11, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

So wait. They can’t afford a long term deal for Tee so this guy is suggesting trading him for Jefferson (who’s close to resetting the WR market) and a pick? And then after that pay Chase more than Jefferson?

They wanna re-create the LSU days for Joe. They know he's not elite without elite WR's to prop him up.

I'm sure they'll be calling for the CEH at RB any day now . . . . .

Justin Jefferson and a pick LMAO

Jefferson trade is so impossible and dumb.

Good thing he still has Brown Jr and Williams protecting the edges for him.

I know this is tongue-in-cheek, but we could trade them CEH for a ham sandwich and a case of Ale-8

We can't trade him for anything, as is. We didn't pick up his 5th year option, so he a FA today. (well, technically Wed.)

Not only that, but when has Cincinati won a championship? :shrug:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Bengals signing safety Geno Stone to two-year, $15M deal. (via <a href="https://twitter.com/RapSheet?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@rapsheet</a>) <a href="https://t.co/gKnQVtqT2Q">pic.twitter.com/gKnQVtqT2Q</a></p>&mdash; NFL (@NFL) <a href="https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1767288084637306890?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 11, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Probably still working on a deal for Noah Fant.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Geno Stone had a nearly 85 PFF coverage grade (7th in the NFL at the postition) and had 7 INT&#39;s... But he is also the worst ranked run defending Safety in 2023. He missed 19% of his tackle opportunities. Yikes.</p>&mdash; KMStivers (@KMStivers) <a href="https://twitter.com/KMStivers/status/1767287135445401638?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 11, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Run right at him...

The account is Drunk Bengal Fan. But you can find similar delusion on Jungle Noise.

Bengals release Joe Mixon, sign Zack Moss

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/...deal-zack-moss

Here ya go, rfaulk. He said it's good.

But seriously? 7 bucks a can???

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Haven't watched the vid yet but just the thought of that...not very appealing.

Mixon was traded to the Texans. No word on compensation yet.

And I thought it was brutal south of the Mason-Dixon Line.

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Maybe a 4th rounder. He's got some miles on him.

Honestly, that would be highway robbery. I thought i read that the Texans had 4th and 7th rounders left this year, so a 7th would probably be it unless they're looking 6ish next year.

I guess it comes down to what it was worth to avoid the headache of negotiations against other teams. I'm thinking they called the Bengals and said, why don't you rip up that release paperwork and we'll give you something for him since it looks like the Chargers were in negotiations with him.

This offense became a one-trick pony in a matter of hours.

No Boyd, no Mixon, no Smith, no Higgins (soon) . . . . .

Who Burrow gonna be throwin to when he gets back??


Luckily, they still have their O-line to give him plenty of time to make plays with less weapons *snickers*

Bengals r so faulked!!

Home Alone boy can't even throw anymore anyway. He's cooked

Higgins ain't going anywhere.

If not this year then next year. They've already disclosed they haven't even attempted long term talks on a contract extension.

And they've gotta re-up Chase next year, which is gonna run them $32+ mil. per year. They're not signing him to that and then signing Tee to $26+ mil. per year on long term deals.

Tee gone.

Just a matter of whether its this year or next.

Hopefully they don't get shit for Tee and trade him to the NFC to a sub tier team.

Ha. Get em Clayster!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Big seizure by CBP of counterfeit Royals, Chiefs, and Jayhawk Championship rings at a Cincinnati shipping facility worth estimated $2.7 million. <a href="https://t.co/9tJMJaq60v">pic.twitter.com/9tJMJaq60v</a></p>&mdash; Dave D&#39;Marko (@DaveDMarko) <a href="https://twitter.com/DaveDMarko/status/1771236289699774973?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 22, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I wonder who in the area ordered those.

It would have been better if they had found counterfeit Bengals rings.

Counterfeit? Meaning, like, the ones we all bought last year from China?

Not possible. There is no original so it can't be a counterfeit. It would made up.

Counterfeit usually means selling at an exorbitant price.

Cops aren't wasting time on wong's $30 Ebay auction

I have two. SB4 and SB57

Yeah, that was kind of the unstated part of the joke.

These were likely not going to be sold as replicas, but instead as authentic staff rings or similar.

LMAO

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The hip-drop tackle that cost Bengals the ‘23 AFC title game… <a href="https://t.co/kQk1veE4bP">pic.twitter.com/kQk1veE4bP</a></p>&mdash; WhoDey KnowitALL (@WhoDeyKnowitALL) <a href="https://twitter.com/WhoDeyKnowitALL/status/1726759420301078556?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 21, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Remember KC and Mahomes beat them on one good ankle.....because of a hip drop tackle the week prior against Jacksonville. Imagine how much different it would have been had he been on two healthy ankles?

You should find the picture of the drop tackle on Mahomes and respond with something like “The hip drop tackle that made Mahomes a legend” or something along those lines.

Also remember those dirty ass bengals were targeting said ankle.

**** the Bengals.. ****ing cry babies….

It's like the ole saying goes;

If you get shot, you have 2 options. Either retreat to your lair, heal and then come back with a scorched earth vengeance, killing everyone.

Or die.

LMAO... We were using practice squad receivers that game due to injuries...

/Thread over

Borrow 2 picks and Jones sack cost them the game.