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Pasta Little Brioni 07-12-2014 06:41 PM

I will see what I can do about the images some other time, but for now the OP is fully updated. I have requested more names and will send them to SNR when they arrive.

Pasta Little Brioni 07-12-2014 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10743706)
How incredibly droll.

Yes you are my limey friend.

rico 07-12-2014 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10743637)
Hey, it's the Dongster!

LMAO...The Dongster.

Baby Lee 07-12-2014 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10743753)
LMAO...The Dongster.

No more yankie my wankie!!

rico 07-12-2014 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10743706)
How incredibly droll.

What does "droll" mean, Snoop Dongy Dong?

rico 07-12-2014 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10743806)
No more yankie my wankie!!

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/Fjh3TxOHCxE/maxresdefault.jpg

TLO 07-13-2014 04:55 PM

What if Gaz was teh list maker?????

RealSNR 07-13-2014 05:20 PM

So this would be a perfect time to do some investigating on the listmaker, right?

PGM sent a request for names at around 7:30 PM yesterday. We are only to assume that the listmaker wouldn't dawdle on sending more names, yes?

So we can probably narrow down our suspect list by seeing if a particular poster has signed on in the last 24 hours. If they have, we can probably assume they're not the listmaker.

TLO 07-13-2014 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10745154)
So this would be a perfect time to do some investigating on the listmaker, right?

PGM sent a request for names at around 7:30 PM yesterday. We are only to assume that the listmaker wouldn't dawdle on sending more names, yes?

So we can probably narrow down our suspect list by seeing if a particular poster has signed on in the last 24 hours. If they have, we can probably assume they're not the listmaker.

I was just going to say, I haven't seen Simply Red around here this weekend. :hmmm:

vailpass 07-13-2014 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10743706)
How incredibly droll.

I thought you were pretty good in the interview. I was surprised you didn't ask more questions though. Perhaps next year we could have Frankie as the host.

Donger 07-13-2014 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10743837)
What does "droll" mean, Snoop Dongy Dong?

:spock:

Pasta Little Brioni 07-14-2014 12:16 PM

Still no names. Teh listmaker is MIA

Pasta Little Brioni 07-14-2014 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10745178)
I was just going to say, I haven't seen Simply Red around here this weekend. :hmmm:

He was probably milf hunting

RealSNR 07-14-2014 12:21 PM

Can we just put some names up and let the list maker sort things out later?

Titty Meat 07-14-2014 12:33 PM

So far the funniest thing about this thread was Flymcdouches butthurt rage

Pasta Little Brioni 07-14-2014 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10746126)
Can we just put some names up and let the list maker sort things out later?

I will send a couple

The Franchise 07-14-2014 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10746154)
So far the funniest thing about this thread was Flymcdouches butthurt rage

How far back did that shit start? I need something to read on my lunch break.

rico 07-14-2014 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10745428)
:spock:

"Droll" means a Spock emoticon?

TimBone 07-14-2014 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10746184)
How far back did that shit start? I need something to read on my lunch break.

lol.....He's trolling brah. Never happened.

RealSNR 07-14-2014 02:36 PM

Gentlemen, we're eating roast tonight

Bowser 07-14-2014 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10746376)
Gentlemen, we're eating roast tonight

Roast beef? Roast pork? Roast duck? Roast htismaqe?

RealSNR 07-14-2014 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10746420)
Roast beef? Roast pork? Roast duck? Roast htismaqe?

Roast bitch.

Bowser 07-14-2014 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10746421)
Roast bitch.

http://i.imgur.com/qV2jb.gif

Pasta Little Brioni 07-14-2014 04:14 PM

Oh and it should be a glorious roast indeed ROFL

TLO 07-14-2014 04:15 PM

I can barely contain my excitment!

Pasta Little Brioni 07-14-2014 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10746481)
I can barely contain my excitment!

You may be on the list

Donger 07-14-2014 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10746291)
"Droll" means a Spock emoticon?

No. I'm just surprised that you don't know what droll means.

rico 07-14-2014 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10746650)
No. I'm just surprised that you don't know what droll means.

What does "droll" mean, Donger?

Donger 07-14-2014 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10746673)
What does "droll" mean, Donger?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=droll+definition

SAUTO 07-14-2014 06:21 PM

I think most know about tonys cock..


So my daughter walks outside to feed her dog and runs back in. There's a big assed rooster chilling in the front yard. Gonna try and catch it and see if they will fight, will report back
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Katipan 07-14-2014 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10746693)
I think most know about tonys cock..


So my daughter walks outside to feed her dog and runs back in. There's a big assed rooster chilling in the front yard. Gonna try and catch it and see if they will fight, will report back
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Do you give your daughter a weapon or is it just bare knuckles?

LoneWolf 07-14-2014 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10746693)
I think most know about tonys cock..


So my daughter walks outside to feed her dog and runs back in. There's a big assed rooster chilling in the front yard. Gonna try and catch it and see if they will fight, will report back
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You have your daughter trained well. She sees a giant cock and she comes running to Daddy.

SAUTO 07-14-2014 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10746696)
Do you give your daughter a weapon or is it just bare knuckles?

We aren't weapon fighters. And while I'm sure she would whoop it's ass I was actually referring to Tony's cock and this rooster as being the gladiators.
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SAUTO 07-14-2014 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10746700)
You have your daughter trained well. She sees a giant cock and she comes running to Daddy.

I know, I'm good at this daddy thing.
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SAUTO 07-14-2014 06:27 PM

BTW She is too slow to catch it, by far.


She has ran it all over the yard though.
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RealSNR 07-14-2014 06:35 PM

Donger, do you also have emergency "torches" in your house in the case of a power outage?

Donger 07-14-2014 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10746724)
Donger, do you also have emergency "torches" in your house in the case of a power outage?

Also? That implies that I have some other kind(s) of emergency illumination available.

That being said, I don't need emergency illumination. My house has never lost power.

RealSNR 07-14-2014 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10746730)
Also? That implies that I have some other kind(s) of emergency illumination available.

That being said, I don't need emergency illumination. My house has never lost power.

It implies that "droll," while perfectly acceptable in American English, is something more likely to be said by an Englishman.

And also the word "muggle"

Donger 07-14-2014 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10746734)
It implies that "droll," while perfectly acceptable in American English, is something more likely to be said by an Englishman.

And also the word "muggle"

Its etymology is actually French and Dutch.

lobsterfoe 07-14-2014 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10746734)
It implies that "droll," while perfectly acceptable in American English, is something more likely to be said by an Englishman.

And also the word "muggle"

She grabbed my Slytherin with her Ravenclaw, and then I slammed it in her Gryffindor. Then I Hufflepuffed on her.

Baby Lee 07-14-2014 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10746734)
It implies that "droll," while perfectly acceptable in American English, is something more likely to be said by an Englishman.

And also the word "muggle"

I'm chuffed to read this post.

LoneWolf 07-14-2014 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10746751)
I'm chuffed to read this post.

Insubordinate and churlish.

TimBone 07-14-2014 07:07 PM

We need some roast.

Donger 07-14-2014 07:08 PM

I've been considering only posting in Cockney rhyming slang. I'm a bit out of practice, however.

eDave 07-14-2014 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10746775)
I've been considering only posting in Cockney rhyming slang. I'm a bit out of practice, however.

Raspberry tart was my fart.

Sounds Yodaish.

RealSNR 07-14-2014 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10746739)
Its etymology is actually French and Dutch.

Bullshit. JK Rowling made it up in her book series.

Donger 07-14-2014 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10746799)
Bullshit. JK Rowling made it up in her book series.

LMAO

rico 07-14-2014 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10746683)

So you would likely be considered to be "droll," while I would likely be considered a "droll." Wouldn't you say, Dongster?

RealSNR 07-14-2014 08:09 PM

57. Discuss Thrower

http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/1352000/...0f4c0a02c3.jpg

Okay, so the name is obviously a pun between a discuss and the word "discuss." Yeah, it doesn't work very well. "Discuss" just isn't a word that people tend to mess up on. It's not even a common typo. Outside of kcnut, ROYC75, or royr17, people are rarely that bad. The riff just isn't riff-worthy. Now if Discuss Thrower instead chose to make a desert/dessert pun in his username, that'd be a different story.

But what if that's not the angle? What if he's just playfully mixing the two words around? As one throws a discus, why can't they also throw up a discussion into the air? Ending each OP in a started thread with DISCUS seems to point to this as the story behind the username.

If that's the case, then wow... that's ****ing stupid. I thought Discuss Thrower got his Masters in Literature or something like that. People who are that well-read are usually wittier than Paula ****ing Poundstone. With a joke name as bad as that, it wouldn't surprise me if he agrees with Saccopoo about Moby Dick being the best book ever written.

"Discuss" Thrower? That doesn't even make ****ing sense. Discussion Thrower is what you're looking for. I get that then the connection to discus is removed, but that's not my problem. Why? BECAUSE IT NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE IN THE FIRST ****ING PLACE. If he's looking for toss-up ideas to relate to a discus, try looking for a pun that has to do with poop. Throwing poop at the wall. That's what he should have referenced. Because that's what he does.

Also, his "discuses" (HAHA ****ING HILARIOUS RITE?) are usually pretty awful. Take his last one as an example. What if the Chiefs had traded for Tony Gonzalez for 2013? Uhh... I don't know... unicorns would piss antifreeze? God, that question just reeks of the ivory tower he's been living in for the past few years (and I should know, because that's where I work). I'm anxiously awaiting his next thread about deconstructionism in the head coaching tenure of Todd Haley and if you think his coaching decisions lend themselves to latent smoldering homosexual urges buried deep within him.

SAUTO 07-14-2014 08:11 PM

Love the typo. LMAO
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Dayze 07-14-2014 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10746481)
I can barely contain my excitment!

at first I thought it read ''excrement'.

Mr_Tomahawk 07-14-2014 08:17 PM

SNR should pick everyone's avatar.

Donger 07-14-2014 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10746892)
So you would likely be considered to be "droll," while I would likely be considered a "droll." Wouldn't you say, Dongster?

I really haven't given it much thought, rico. Nor do I intend to do so.

rico 07-14-2014 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10746939)
I really haven't given it much thought, rico. Nor do I intend to do so.

Why u gotta be so rude?

rico 07-14-2014 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk (Post 10746930)
SNR should pick everyone's avatar.

That's a good idea...have a "List of 101 Users Who SNR Picks an Avatar For" thread. That'd be tits.

TimBone 07-14-2014 08:52 PM

Just reading a Donger conversation is such a headache.

Donger 07-14-2014 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10746998)
Why u gotta be so rude?

That was civil.

rico 07-14-2014 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10747034)
That was civil.

Sugar...how u get so fly, Donger?

Donger 07-14-2014 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10747050)
Sugar...how u get so fly, Donger?

I don't mean to be rude, but I would like to suggest that you and i not interface with each other.

rico 07-14-2014 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10747063)
I don't mean to be rude, but I would like to suggest that you and i not interface with each other.

If that is how you feel, then I would suggest you utilize the "ignore" function. I think CP has one...I was thinking about putting someone on ignore a few months back. So feel free to ignore me. If not, no more being a sassy-pants because I am just going to do as I please, Hongy Tong Badongadonger.

TimBone 07-14-2014 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10747089)
If that is how you feel, then I would suggest you utilize the "ignore" function. I think CP has one...I was thinking about putting someone on ignore a few months back. So feel free to ignore me. If not, no more being a sassy-pants because I am just going to do as I please, Hongy Tong Badongadonger.

Oh man, now we gotta know who you were gonna put on ignore.

Donger 07-14-2014 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10747089)
If that is how you feel, then I would suggest you utilize the "ignore" function. I think CP has one...I was thinking about putting someone on ignore a few months back. So feel free to ignore me. If not, no more being a sassy-pants because I am just going to do as I please, Hongy Tong Badongadonger.

I've never utilized the ignore feature and I never will.

rico 07-14-2014 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10747093)
Oh man, now we gotta know who you were gonna put on ignore.

:) A poster I've had to talk myself out of getting all pissy with several times in the past. I won't budge.

TimBone 07-14-2014 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10747101)
:) A poster I've had to talk myself out of getting all pissy with several times in the past. I won't budge.

Well, hell. That's no fun. We need drama up in here. Perhaps we should start ranking the worst posters on the board.

Bowser 07-14-2014 09:26 PM

You're going about this all wrong, rico. Invite Donger over to hang in your garage for a few beers while your neighbors are over. That's how you get him to soften up.

rico 07-14-2014 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10747097)
I've never utilized the ignore feature and I never will.

Ok, well then just try to ignore the fact that I exist on your own, if it makes you feel better, Donger. Ok, homeslice?

Donger 07-14-2014 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10747108)
Ok, well then just try to ignore the fact that I exist on your own, if it makes you feel better, Donger. Ok, homeslice?

Yes, your proposal is acceptable.

rico 07-14-2014 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10747104)
Well, hell. That's no fun. We need drama up in here. Perhaps we should start ranking the worst posters on the board.

I hate smug hipsters and I hate soccer... and I like Direckshun. That's all I'll say. :D

rico 07-14-2014 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10747117)
Yes, your proposal is acceptable.

I'm glad that we were able to come up with a solution that will make things work out between us, Donger!

Cannibal 07-14-2014 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10747063)
I don't mean to be rude, but I would like to suggest that you and i not interface with each other.

ROFL

TimBone 07-14-2014 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10747119)
I hate smug hipsters and I hate soccer... and I like Direckshun. That's all I'll say. :D

Hahaha....you and I dislike the same dude. He's definitely a |Douche|.

Gadzooks 07-14-2014 09:38 PM

Donger and Rico = Felix and Oscar
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Af1h4ibpKJA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

rico 07-14-2014 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10747105)
You're going about this all wrong, rico. Invite Donger over to hang in your garage for a few beers while your neighbors are over. That's how you get him to soften up.

I have no intentions of softening him up...at all. In fact, I get a kick out of how easily trolled he seems to be. Plus, he would probably be annoyed with my neighbors. All they want to do is gossip about our other neighbors....can't see drinking brews with them or me being his cup 'o tea.

Baby Lee 07-14-2014 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10747117)
Yes, your proposal is acceptable.

Too bad donger has already been roasted, his avatar should clearly be;

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uplo...7/hal-2001.jpg

Sorter 07-14-2014 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10747063)
I don't mean to be rude, but I would like to suggest that you and i not interface with each other.

LMAO

Bowser 07-14-2014 09:40 PM

What are you doing, rico?

rico 07-14-2014 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10747138)
Too bad donger has already been roasted, his avatar should clearly be;

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uplo...7/hal-2001.jpg

LMAO

rico 07-14-2014 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10747145)
What are you doing, rico?

I don't really know, man. Is there something about Donger I don't know, but should? Is the Donger crazy?

RealSNR 07-14-2014 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10747121)
I'm glad that we were able to come up with a solution that will make things work out between us, Donger!

I had one of those with Dane.

After a couple of months he wished cancer on my wife.

Yeeeaaah....

rico 07-14-2014 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gadzooks (Post 10747132)
Donger and Rico = Felix and Oscar
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Af1h4ibpKJA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

It's funny you say that... I've proclaimed myself the Anti-Donger and Donger the Anti-rico in the past.


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