Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 9723071)

I ran the laps too!

Originally Posted by burt (Post 9723223)

HEY, MONKEY AVATARS ARE MY SCHTICK!!! Oh, wait....I've been absent....never mind...

On another note.....since I've been gone, I guess I wasn't part of the 101??...cause burt is short for BUtt huRT!!!

Originally Posted by COchief (Post 9722504)

I saw that Simply Red...tsk tsk

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9723244)

There's still time for you, Burt. You might need to go on a posting binge to get Hootie's attention though.

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 9723285)

Well at least post a quick barrage of .gifs, it's your only hope. Preferably ocelots.

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9723299)

What does everyone think of the Meatballs movie series?

Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 9723322)

The alien was amazing

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9723338)

Ball powder

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9723346)

Meathead FTW!!!

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 9723407)

God that movies sucked major ass.

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9723413)

No way LMAO

Originally Posted by burt (Post 9723347)

terets?

Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 9723710)

tourettes?o:-)

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9722052)

LMAO @ "2% FaceBooking friend requests to DaneMcCloud"

Nailed the part about brainstorming on how to fit in on ChiefsPlanet.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9723737)

If Hootie genuinely thinks that he can't make the top 25 funny due to the lack of cons with the good posters, then the topic name should be modified a bit... Instead of "The List of 100 with Hootie," it should be "The List of 100, Roasted by Hootie."

I don't care how good the poster, ANYONE on here can be roasted about SOMETHING. The top 25 CAN be funny. It may be a challenging task, but it can be done, I'm sure.

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9723740)

Really?

Roast Rain Man. .....Go!

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9723740)

Really?

Roast Rain Man. .....Go!

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9723740)

Really?

Roast Rain Man. .....Go!

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9723793)

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9723758)

...

Cons: Types with one hand when viewing the Pictures sub-forum. Plays the "I would/wouldn't **** her" game at church every Sunday when the girls walk by his pew to communion.

...

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9723724)

LMAO

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9723758)

90. Dave
Join Date: 8/22/00
Total Posts: 45,443

...meaning he finds a lot of stupid shit interesting no one else cares about.

Pros: I'm his favorite poster on this board, so you know he has good taste....

Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 9723832)

what would it be like, if in real life, hootie had the tourettes?

Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 9723832)

what would it be like, if in real life, hootie had the tourettes?

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9723843)

how come people with tourettes never spontaniously yell something nice?

"YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL SKIN!!!"
"YOUR HAIR LOOKS AMAZING!!"

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 9723432)

Syfy Original Turd > Meatballs 2


That's right, I said it.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9723737)

If Hootie genuinely thinks that he can't make the top 25 funny due to the lack of cons with the good posters, then the topic name should be modified a bit... Instead of "The List of 100 with Hootie," it should be "The List of 100, Roasted by Hootie."

I don't care how good the poster, ANYONE on here can be roasted about SOMETHING. The top 25 CAN be funny. It may be a challenging task, but it can be done, I'm sure.

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9723764)

Can't believe lot lizards weren't in there somewhere
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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9723758)

90. Dave
Join Date: 8/22/00
Total Posts: 45,443

I was totally shocked to see Dave had over 40,000 posts. The only time I even realize he's a member of this board is when he starts blabbering his terrible opinions on QB's. He honestly thinks Joe Flacco is an elite QB. Apparently Dave looks like Matt Cassel, too...so you know he looks like a pillowbitergot. Dave is king of the "10 posts or less" threads...meaning he finds a lot of stupid shit interesting no one else cares about.

Pros: I'm his favorite poster on this board, so you know he has good taste. Doesn't jerk it to Jesus like his brother Dave Lane. Recommended the NutriSystem weight loss program to Frazod. To Frazod's credit, he tried it...but ate an entire month's worth of food in 3 days. Kind of defeats the purpose there, guy. Often posts with no shirt on Tuesday's and refers to it as "Topless Tuesday." I tried telling him guys don't really refer to themselves being "topless", so now he does it on Sunday's too and calls it "Shirtless Sunday's." Personally, I think that's pretty gay but whatever.

Cons: Types with one hand when viewing the Pictures sub-forum. Plays the "I would/wouldn't **** her" game at church every Sunday when the girls walk by his pew to get communion. Answers rhetorical questions because he's a moron. Refers to aluminum foil as tin foil because he's gay. His nickname for himself is "fluffy puff." Weird, I know.

Outlook: Bro...just because Joe Flacco Rahim Moore'd himself into a Super Bowl doesn't mean he's elite. Joe Flacco is in the Alex Smith tier of QB's. I appreciate you thinking I'm a great poster and all...so maybe next year if you just stfu about QB play and realize you don't really understand what you're watching...you can slide into the top 80.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9724174)

You guys have some lofty expectations.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9724199)

well lets not do that!

dude my friend FREAKED out that one time you posted that .jpg of his ex on his wall

that was great

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9722038)

91. BossChief
Join Date: 12/26/08
Total Posts: 24,175

BossChief is the most emotional poster on ChiefsPlanet. I do not mean this in a good way. If you broke down your life using percentages, mine would look something like this: 63% drunk/womanizing, 22% jerking off, 9% ChiefsPlanet, 6% sleep. BossChief's would look like this: 83% ChiefsPlanet, 7% brainstorming on how to fit in on ChiefsPlanet, 5% parenting, 3% crying and 2% FaceBooking friend requests to DaneMcCloud. I try and picture how BossChief was in high school and I figured out exactly who he was. He was the guy where...lets say you're out with your buddies like 5 years after graduation and one of them is like, "yo, we went to school with that guy!" And everyone would look at him and be like..."uh, what? No we didn't. Who is that guy?" While the one friend swears up and down he was the one kid in his 4th period who never talked, never answered a question, never moved. Basically didn't exist. That's got to be the worst kind of high schooler. I'd much rather be a Reaper who was the queer girly man that you'd debate on whether or not he was a chick or a dude (but at least you remembered him). Or Frazod, who was infamous for being the guy who somehow tricked his counselor into enrolling him into both lunch periods every day. Maybe even Dane...who was the creepy senior that was notorious for dating the "developed" 7th graders. Probably not Donger, though...he was the annoying little prick that sat in the front of every class and constantly asked the dumbest ****ing questions and everyone wanted to just punch him in the face, including the teacher. So maybe BossChief had that going for him. No one really wants to punch a guy they don't know exists.

Pros: Started 'The ****ing Mob', which was by far the gayest group ever created on ChiefsPlanet. I could only imagine what a neg rep from BossChief would look like. "Hey, you don't look right in v necks!" or "hey, you use a typewriter!" Let's see...(tough to find a lot of pros with this guy). Oh, he breeds fantastic children.

Cons: Thinks he can host a Chiefs themed radio show and be an accomplished NFL GM. He's stated both of these things. He's an idiot.

Outlook: Stop posting with your vagina and you'd be an ok poster. Dane doesn't want to be your friend, so resubmitting requests on the offset chance he may accept is a waste of your precious 17% of actual time away from ChiefsPlanet. Digging through the used feminine napkin tray in public restrooms is a sick hobby, dude. Frazod is fat. The end.

Originally Posted by COchief (Post 9724217)

The last entry was stellar and even included a fresh and hilarious fraz anecdote.

Well done.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9724226)

I was disappointed I didn't get more lol's from the Frazod tricking his counselor into two lunch periods but whatever.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9724230)

This is why Thig is going to have a tough time cracking top 20. His humor and wit in content filled posts is sometimes unmatched...but he has a lot of wasted posts. He's half Rain Man, half Donger.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9724230)

This is why Thig is going to have a tough time cracking top 20. His humor and wit in content filled posts is sometimes unmatched...but he has a lot of wasted posts. He's half Rain Man, half Donger.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9724226)

I was disappointed I didn't get more lol's from the Frazod tricking his counselor into two lunch periods but whatever.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9724222)

it was that girl showing him her tits

and you put stars over her nipples and photoshopped his head onto hers

it was hilarious

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9724284)

Agree with the concept (though I don't mind Donger for the most part). Thig is hilarious about 1 out of every 10 posts and waste space the rest of them.