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Hammock Parties 07-01-2009 10:24 AM

Jesus Christ. I'm not gay.

wutamess 07-01-2009 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5875230)
Jesus Christ. I'm not gay.

Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions. You have the tendencies written all over you.

Overly positively critical of females.
Flaccid during :hump:
Internet Bulletin Board Drama Queen.
28 yo virgin.

They're all there.

Hammock Parties 07-01-2009 10:30 AM

I'M NOT A VIRGIN!

:cuss:

But you forgot good looking, takes care of his body, enjoys showtunes and musicals, and likes being clean. And occasionally listens to Barry Manilow and/or Zamfir. I am not making this up.

loochy 07-01-2009 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 5875226)
His true love (boy or girl) will come.

But the real question is: will he?

DaKCMan AP 07-01-2009 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5875215)
I find sex with somebody I care about to be significantly more rewarding than sex with a random PoA.

I concur.

Phobia 07-01-2009 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 5875224)
Dude take the stick out of your ass.

Hes young and inexperienced. He shouldn't be fooling around w/ anyone he cares about yet. That'd end in disaster.

You shut your hole, BK. Sex is ABOUT caring and sharing emotional connections. Believe it or not, it's not about dipping your wick in as many chicks as humanly possible before you find one you think you'll be able to tolerate for the rest of your life. That might be what our culture promotes but it's not the right path towards sexual satisfaction. If you're closing the deal with 100 different women before you find that special one then you're comparing her to the other 100 before your first day of marriage. She's already setup for failure.

I'm not some old prude. I've been down that path. I would have preferred to experience a more pure experience with my wife than manwhoring.

Deberg_1990 07-01-2009 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5875251)
You shut your hole, BK. Sex is ABOUT caring and sharing emotional connections. Believe it or not, it's not about dipping your wick in as many chicks as humanly possible before you find one you think you'll be able to tolerate for the rest of your life. That might be what our culture promotes but it's not the right path towards sexual satisfaction. If you're closing the deal with 100 different women before you find that special one then you're comparing her to the other 100 before your first day of marriage. She's already setup for failure.

I'm not some old prude. I've been down that path. I would have preferred to experience a more pure experience with my wife than manwhoring.

heh. I cant argue with you Phil.

But let the kid have some fun. We have all been there at one time.

Hammock Parties 07-01-2009 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5875251)

I'm not some old prude.

You're getting there.

sedated 07-01-2009 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 5875226)
So he's just starting out. Lots of us lost our virginity to someone we didn't care about.

yup. get it out of the way, and get some practice rounds in before going live.

alpha_omega 07-01-2009 10:42 AM

Shouldn't this thread now be over?

Demonpenz 07-01-2009 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5875260)
yup. get it out of the way, and get some practice rounds in before going live.

not that I care about anyone f-in but you still always run the risk of pregnancy no matter how many jammies or foam, sponge pills pull out, push her down steps you run

Hammock Parties 07-01-2009 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by alpha_omega (Post 5875268)
Shouldn't this thread now be over?

It's not really my thread. I encourage everyone to use it. And PM me nudes.

Katipan 07-01-2009 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5875251)
If you're closing the deal with 100 different women before you find that special one then you're comparing her to the other 100 before your first day of marriage. She's already setup for failure.

Woah. Wrong. And kind of gross.

Buck 07-01-2009 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5875251)
You shut your hole, BK. Sex is ABOUT caring and sharing emotional connections. Believe it or not, it's not about dipping your wick in as many chicks as humanly possible before you find one you think you'll be able to tolerate for the rest of your life. That might be what our culture promotes but it's not the right path towards sexual satisfaction. If you're closing the deal with 100 different women before you find that special one then you're comparing her to the other 100 before your first day of marriage. She's already setup for failure.

I'm not some old prude. I've been down that path. I would have preferred to experience a more pure experience with my wife than manwhoring.

I agree 100%, but not everyone can find the love of their life when they are at a young age. I never said he should go screw 100 chicks before he settles down, but he needs at least some experience, right?

That road that you've been down, all of us must go down it at some point or another.

Phobia 07-01-2009 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5875255)
You're getting there.

The point I was making is that I've experienced promiscuity. It's fun for a time but kind of empty in the end. I've traded it for the love and security of my wife.

If that makes me a prude, I'll wear the badge with pride.


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