ChiefsPlanet - I have a date.

A chick wanted to have sex. You happened to be available.

When a chick wants to have sex with you it's because she's been courted and seduced by your charm, wit, and looks.

There's a gigantic difference and the latter is hugely more rewarding.

Stop hating the fact he got his dick wet no matter the circumstances.
I don't find either to be more rewarding. It's all a nutt no matter how you look at it.

Buck	07-01-2009 09:48 AM

Clay, you aren't gay.

Most guys don't finish their first time...too anxious.

Next time your with her see if she'll let you put it in her butt (if your cool w/ that). You'll finish for sure.

Then you can find another, better chick.

wutamess

07-01-2009 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 5875142)

Clay, you aren't gay.

Most guys don't finish their first time...too anxious.

Next time your with her see if she'll let you put it in her butt (if your cool w/ that). You'll finish for sure.

ROFL
Translation: Clay you're not gay. Stick it in her ass and you'll be sure to nutt.

Mr. Flopnuts

07-01-2009 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5875114)

Gee, I hope everyone will buy my story that I had disappointing sex. It means so much to me!

PS - Yes, I could be gay. If I am, get ready for Attention Whore Mark II. It's gonna be FABULOUS! I would be the most obnoxious bundle of sticks EVER.

LMAO Oh dear God. The confusion has set in at 28 years old.

The Franchise

07-01-2009 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 5875142)

I didn't finish my first time. The second time out the gate however....was a different story.

Katipan

07-01-2009 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 5875145)

ROFL
Translation: Clay you're not gay. Stick it in her ass and you'll be sure to nutt.

LMAO LMAO

Dallas Chief

07-01-2009 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 5875081)

You were so flaccid you couldn't satisfy her?

Dude.

Mile High Mania

07-01-2009 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5875114)

Would be?

DeezNutz

07-01-2009 10:01 AM

Eh.

Use this experience as the first step toward standing on your own two feet, metaphorically and literally.

Hammock Parties

07-01-2009 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 5875142)

Then you can find another, better chick.

She's coming down here in two weeks. She's 23.

START THE COUNTDOWN!

BTW, I ****ING TOLD YOU ****ERS!

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5852802)

2) I will get laid within a month. I GUARANTEE IT.

Buck	07-01-2009 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5875196)

She's coming down here in two weeks. She's 23.

START THE COUNTDOWN!

BTW, I ****ING TOLD YOU ****ERS!

You better go screw that Milf as many times as you can...Experience is a plus.

Phobia

07-01-2009 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 5875140)

Stop hating the fact he got his dick wet no matter the circumstances.
I don't find either to be more rewarding. It's all a nutt no matter how you look at it.

I don't hate it. Good for him. It's been a long time coming.

I find sex with somebody I care about to be significantly more rewarding than sex with a random PoA.

Hammock Parties

07-01-2009 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5875215)

I find sex with somebody I care about to be significantly more rewarding than sex with a random PoA.

Truly you are enlightened.

Buck	07-01-2009 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5875215)

I don't hate it. Good for him. It's been a long time coming.

I find sex with somebody I care about to be significantly more rewarding than sex with a random PoA.

Dude take the stick out of your ass.

Hes young and inexperienced. He shouldn't be fooling around w/ anyone he cares about yet. That'd end in disaster.

wutamess

07-01-2009 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5875215)

I don't hate it. Good for him. It's been a long time coming.

I find sex with somebody I care about to be significantly more rewarding than sex with a random PoA.

So he's just starting out. Lots of us lost our virginity to someone we didn't care about.
His true love (boy or girl) will come.
I tend to think random PoA is great. Sex with the same person for 8+ years can leave you fantasizing about the random PoA you used to get.

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