ChiefsPlanet - I have a date.

How fat are your fingers that you think 3 in is that big of a deal? You don't finger bang a chick with them standing side by side like soldiers. They overlap.

Hammock Parties

07-01-2009 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5875028)

How fat are your fingers that you think 3 in is that big of a deal? You don't finger bang a chick with them standing side by side like soldiers. They overlap.

Mine were NOT overlapping.

I got inside that thing and it was TOTAL meh. The blowjob was better.

Saulbadguy

07-01-2009 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5875024)

Actually, she was very nice. It was a very cordial, relaxing experience. I had to hold my hand over her mouth when she was moaning like a wildebeest though, so as not to wake up her nephews. :rolleyes:

ROFL

Saulbadguy

07-01-2009 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5875031)

The blowjob was better.

Well, no shit sherlock.

Katipan

07-01-2009 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5875031)

Mine were NOT overlapping.

I got inside that thing and it was TOTAL meh. The blowjob was better.

... ew.

Sorry baby. But at least now you have a pretty good story.
Plenty of young men would love to tag a couger.

Mr. Flopnuts

07-01-2009 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5874997)

You are a good friend Mr. Flopnuts.

Don't agree with anything in your post for once in my life but youre a good friend.

If that's the 1st time, you're a deranged individual. :D

Mr. Flopnuts

07-01-2009 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 5875013)

Good for you. And yes the first time I did it I ****ed like a wild man and never came cuz I was way to freaked out. And I was about half your age :)

I think first times are generally one or the other

I always thought I was weird for having the virgin anxiety. I'm glad to know I wasn't the only one.

Mr. Flopnuts

07-01-2009 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5875024)

LMAO You're sneerious?

Mr. Flopnuts

07-01-2009 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5875039)

... ew.

Sorry baby. But at least now you have a pretty good story.
Plenty of young men would love to tag a couger.

She really is pretty good looking for 39. I'm impressed. So do you get to go back for more GC? Or have you completely lost interest? Here, let's spice it up. Next time "slip" and put it in her butt.

Hammock Parties

07-01-2009 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5875047)

LMAO You're sneerious?

Yeah. She was tenacious. Tried to force feed me pussy residue, too. I was like, ew bitch. And stop using so much ****ing tongue.

Katipan

07-01-2009 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5875052)

She really is pretty good looking for 39. I'm impressed. So do you get to go back for more GC? Or have you completely lost interest? Here, let's spice it up. Next time "slip" and put it in her butt.

I vote he doesn't go back.
I didn't go back to my first and it worked out great for me.

Phobia

07-01-2009 09:04 AM

I'm so happy this entire ordeal is over. I've watched disappointedly for 8 full years. Even the Chiefs have brought me joy more frequently than that. Even though the ending was bittersweet, I am looking forward to the next step in the saga of Clayton Wendler's life; buying matching Garanimals without mommy's supervision.

Deberg_1990

07-01-2009 09:07 AM

WHy do i feel like this whole thing was a bit anticlimactic ?

Hammock Parties

07-01-2009 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 5875068)

WHy do i feel like this whole thing was a bit anticlimactic ?

Because there was, in fact, no climax.

I did get HER off, though. My arm has never ached so badly.

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