Because they are all pussies!

My thoughts exactly. It's either that, or I'm not nearly as entertaining as I used to be.

To give most people credit, it is Sunday night.


To give my excuse, I've pretty much been offline for the last three days, other than here and there, so I've been catching up.

Must be nice to have a life.

That is definatly a possibility.



















This post is not trying to be mean to you. It is definatly SARCASM.

I'm watching an infomercial for the sleep number bed.

I wonder what my sleep number would be?

If I were a writer for Saturday Night Live I would be working on a skit for the hump number bed. What number are you? Well, I am a 36 but my girlfriend is a 22. Now with our new hump number bed, everybody gets what they want.

Wow. No interest or payments for 18 months. Just wait until you get 18 months worth of deferred interest hitting you at once.

So you're having more humps than your girlfriend? I'd be wondering why that is.

I could get one of these and set the two sides of the bed to different numbers. I get uncomfortable in the middle of the night, I can just roll over instead of finding the little remote to change the number.

It would have nothing to do with how many times you were humping- it would to do with how hard you like your bed when you are humping.

don't be mad because I'm calling youall bitches, no disrespest its just I don't know your names individually

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So you'd have to switch it depending on who was on the bottom.

Hold on honey....keep that thought....I have to find that damned remote.

frekey dekey going on in here