Stick it in the butt?

if you didnt come, youre still a virgin. pussy.

x2.

Yeah. Not sure if I want to visit the grand canyon again, though.

The idea is to clean the pipes once. If you met with the handy sock puppet half a dozen times yesterday I think Sherlock Holmes may know the culprit.

I jerked it ONCE yesterday, well before noon. That wasn't it.

Congratulations. You've finally accomplished what I did when I was 13. What's your next dilemma you're choosing to pose to the community? When will you finally move out of your momma's basement?

how would you even be able to tell the difference between a tight **** and a loose one? maybe you just have a small pecker. no big deal dude

:rolleyes:

Good for you. And yes the first time I did it I ****ed like a wild man and never came cuz I was way to freaked out. And I was about half your age :)

I think first times are generally one or the other

Even a loose one is better than a fist.

Do her again, GoChiefs.

Because I had my fingers inside a tight, 18-year old one months ago.

Now that you've tried some...you can stop putting it on a pedistal.

Stop forcing it with internet post-op tranny's and psycho whores.......real, nice women don't cruise AFF for cock.

Stop talking about it, stop thinking about it, stop forcing it. Get a job, an apartment and some life confidence, you'll eventually find a girlfriend and you'll both care about each other enough that the intial floundering won't matter.

True.Oddly, mine was both. Ended up getting so frustrated I punched a wall (not in her sight), came back and ****ed like a champ. Just needed to get that nervous energy out I guess.

Actually, she was very nice. It was a very cordial, relaxing experience. I had to hold my hand over her mouth when she was moaning like a wildebeest though, so as not to wake up her nephews. :rolleyes: