ChiefsPlanet - The list of 85 by Roastmaster Saul Good. And hey, it's actually saul good.

#85 BigRedChief

BigRedChief is the single most self-indulgent poster on this board. He tries to come across as everyone's buddy, but every thread he starts is nothing more than a vehicle for humble-bragging. We get it, BRC...you make a bunch of money, but you could make a lot more if you weren't so dedicated to serving others...what a great guy you are. Basically, he's the upper-middle class version of Dane. I'd say he's like Dane minus the part about treating twelve year old's sphinctors as pinky rings, but I've seen pictures of him, and if he doesn't have to turn off his lights and close his curtains on Halloween, he should. Also, he's the kind of guy who calls his
curtains "drapes".

He decorates his house in 1980s artwork that focuses on nearly nude drawings of women with butch haircuts. They remind him of his younger days when he was a keytar player in a Styx cover band. He claims that he is some black belt in karate, but the closest he comes to working out is when he invites frazod over to jack off to Jane Fonda movies on VHS.

Pros: Once got away with ripping off Columbia House by purchasing 8 tapes for a penny and then claiming to move out of the country to avoid having to buy the rest. Can wear Zubaz pants, and it actually works for him.

Cons: Calls black people "coloreds". Chews nicotine gum while smoking. Cleans his ears with safety pins.

Outlook for 2014: Exactly the same as this year. Nothing about him has changed since 1982. Why should next year be any different?

You're hired. That was fresher than a mother****er. Keep it up, but only if you want too. It's not like you promised anything, right?

tooge

06-13-2013 03:19 PM

Yeah, solid top ten. I'd move a few out of there because they think they know more than they do and actually come across as pessimistic fools.

As far as Hootie? Well, dad never teach you that you finish what you start? You could've said you weren't into this task, but you didn't. Instead, you came all out at the board with how entertaining you are. Then you quit. Buzz kill. This thread should've been shut down long ago.

KC native

06-13-2013 03:25 PM

Thread title should be updated to the list of 16.

Simply Red

06-13-2013 03:26 PM

Hootie has about 12 -> 15 roasting lines - he just cuts and pastes variables. This is no secret art - I say Clay take over the Roasts. He will be of equivalent w/ less complaining - it's not like the guy has a life, approaching 200k posts.

crazycoffey

06-13-2013 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9749714)

Pretty good, I laughed and found it entertaining, the 80's paintings reminds me of the Patrick Nagel paintings. My ex wife loved them damn things.....

BossChief

06-13-2013 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9749607)

for my last post in this thread, I'd just like to do this:

don't care piano

'don't care, don't care, don't care'

have fun everyone...you're all a bunch of queers anyways. Learn how to entertain yourselves rather than leaning on me.

Sadly, this is a microcosm of your life.

Oh well, for every 10 people that have serious potential to do something with their life...I bet less than 3 actually put those god given skills to good use.

Hammock Parties

06-13-2013 03:52 PM

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Basically, he's the upper-middle class version of Dane.

Holy ****. LMAO

Hammock Parties

06-13-2013 03:53 PM

Saul Good FTMFW

LMAO

Baby Lee

06-13-2013 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9749641)