LMAO:LOL:

It would be worse for Hootie if he had a girl.


You know the girl would end up with the same kind of guy.......

Hootie, I'm enjoying the list. However, you are supposed to be "themed post" guy in this thread no? Omitting the Frazod and Donger links leaves me feeling like you started licking my balls and then said sorry, I've gotta go home now. Wtf?

This thread was getting REAL close to falling off the front page.

So? This thread transcends typical message board offerings man. Great things take time to transpire.

Just sayin. Don't think it's been off the front since it was started.

Who could dislike the roast of a damn pats fan? Screw the patriots.

Pats fans deserve a double barrel blasting. They havent won shit since it was revealed that they cheated. Alot like the donks. Asterisks for both.

i'm here for the gangbang?

this thread is awesome

Kinda like the Random Thought thread, on crack.

Eh, it's getting kinda boring. Starting to not even read the list. If Hootie could quit Dane Cooking in his humor we might make it past 25 posters.

crack is wack

tobacco is wacko

if you're a teen

Was Boxxy really Miss Canada?

Haha Sorter being in the 90s on this list just shows how worthless this has become.

A shame

Yeah Sorter is pretty cool. Should have been higher. Bump probably should have been higher too, if he wasn't so high already.

where da burst at

Sorter got jobbed.

Another waste of Herptie bandwith.

For the sake of all ChiefsPlanet - if you get picked for this list, you MUST display an inordinate amount of butthurt. If everyone contributes to their fair share of butthurt, we can continue to have a wonderfully entertaining thread.

DUDE NSFW man

**** you, you little bitch Douche McCloud!

I just stole a sweet laptop!!!

I also got myself a ninja motorcycle and now I can't keep the ladies away. You bro's jelly?

91. BossChief
Join Date: 12/26/08
Total Posts: 24,175

BossChief is the most emotional poster on ChiefsPlanet. I do not mean this in a good way. If you broke down your life using percentages, mine would look something like this: 63% drunk/womanizing, 22% jerking off, 9% ChiefsPlanet, 6% sleep. BossChief's would look like this: 83% ChiefsPlanet, 7% brainstorming on how to fit in on ChiefsPlanet, 5% parenting, 3% crying and 2% FaceBooking friend requests to DaneMcCloud. I try and picture how BossChief was in high school and I figured out exactly who he was. He was the guy where...lets say you're out with your buddies like 5 years after graduation and one of them is like, "yo, we went to school with that guy!" And everyone would look at him and be like..."uh, what? No we didn't. Who is that guy?" While the one friend swears up and down he was the one kid in his 4th period who never talked, never answered a question, never moved. Basically didn't exist. That's got to be the worst kind of high schooler. I'd much rather be a Reaper who was the queer girly man that you'd debate on whether or not he was a chick or a dude (but at least you remembered him). Or Frazod, who was infamous for being the guy who somehow tricked his counselor into enrolling him into both lunch periods every day. Maybe even Dane...who was the creepy senior that was notorious for dating the "developed" 7th graders. Probably not Donger, though...he was the annoying little prick that sat in the front of every class and constantly asked the dumbest ****ing questions and everyone wanted to just punch him in the face, including the teacher. So maybe BossChief had that going for him. No one really wants to punch a guy they don't know exists.

Pros: Started 'The ****ing Mob', which was by far the gayest group ever created on ChiefsPlanet. I could only imagine what a neg rep from BossChief would look like. "Hey, you don't look right in v necks!" or "hey, you use a typewriter!" Let's see...(tough to find a lot of pros with this guy). Oh, he breeds fantastic children.

Cons: Thinks he can host a Chiefs themed radio show and be an accomplished NFL GM. He's stated both of these things. He's an idiot.

Outlook: Stop posting with your vagina and you'd be an ok poster. Dane doesn't want to be your friend, so resubmitting requests on the offset chance he may accept is a waste of your precious 17% of actual time away from ChiefsPlanet. Digging through the used feminine napkin tray in public restrooms is a sick hobby, dude. Frazod is fat. The end.

Good grief, even went after his kid.

Lets see you do one on yourself Hootie, and dont hold back...

Putting me above Sorter is just silly.

I didn't go after anyone's kid.

Ridiculous.

Also, why is everyone such a Sorter deep throater? My God, I wish I had just left him off the list at this point.

And see what I mean about taking things so seriously, Boss?

LMAO @ "2% FaceBooking friend requests to DaneMcCloud"

Nailed the part about brainstorming on how to fit in on ChiefsPlanet.

1) I thought you weren't gonna put me on this silly list
2) even Dane fessed up that I never sent him a Facebook friends request and that I don't even know his actual name
3) what a boring breakdown. I was expecting an interesting roasting and you failed that.

What a letdown

I completely agree, she reeeally isnt all that great, very few curves and a somewhat manly face.

If you thought he wasn't going to put you on the list, how could you have expected an interesting roasting?

Fox News has one hot female anchors.

I knew he couldn't resist.

you're going after somebody's kid ya know?!

Despicable.

besides

I just helped you free up 37 minutes of your day now that you aren't going to friend request Dane anymore

right? right?

don't do it man

Manly?

http://specials-images.forbes.com/im...kground=000000

letdowns are the new meltdowns

Yes. Manly. As in, "has a man-like face". Like Jennifer Garner does.

I'd like to dip Megyn Kelly in KY Liquid and bear hug her naked while going down a bobsleigh track in a luge.

This list should just be called, "A list of people who piss Hootie off on any given day". It makes no ****ing sense, the takes are WEAK ****ing sauce, and Hootie should pretty much just shoot himself in the face for the sake of all humanity.

I figured there would at least one line that would make me laugh and be like "yup, haha got me nailed on that one"

With how much you dislike me on here, I thought it would be colorful and funny...what a shame

WE COULD TAKE THE 5 BEST CHIEFSPLANET.COM POSTERS AND RUN A FRONT OFFICE! NO DOUBT! AND A RADIO SHOW!

YEAH

from cable installer to executive of the year

Reaper's reaction was better because he was smart enough to acknowledge that Hootie got some things right. Your effort to say Hootie got it all wrong, despite the fact that some of the things he said are obviously right doesn't play nearly as well.

I wouldn't say that's impossible, based on who won Executive of the Year 5 frickin times.

Actually, I said that the combination of 10 of the best football posters here could do better than Pioli for KC.

I still think a group of 5-10 of this sites posters could run a fairly popular sports call in show...at least as fun to listen to as most of the stuff on local KC radio.

Hamas
OTWP
Milkman
Sorter
SNR
Flopnuts
DJs left nut
Mecca

Those guys could generate interest in the show quite quickly, I think.

Hey, I don't have much room to talk on that.

Jalil Brown
Tony Moeaki
Ricky Stanzi
Jon Baldwin
Jerrell Powe

These are the guys I liked prior to their respective drafts and posted that I think we draft them and nearly all of them have fallen flat on their faces.

I see little improvement here. Pootie seems to be cracking under the strain of doing these reviews. Updating his list at this point must seem like a responsibility, and we all know how well he deals with those. Just seems to be lashing out now, unwittingly airing his petty little insecurities along the way. Who knew that Sorter's GIFs would steal so much of his thunder? Pretty sad.

I will award some bonus points, however. Returning to the theme *snicker* is good, although it did take a little prodding from yours truly. (Note to Pootie: I was not only thin in high school, but probably too thin.) Also, he accurately added to 100, twice! I mean, holy shit! Nicely done, Pootie! :clap: Probably used a calculator, but still there's a lot of room for error when you've only been up for 20 minutes and are in the grip of a killer hangover.

For that alone, I'll give him

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!

That one made me laugh, haha

Also, SNR nailed it. He predicted that hooties dislike for me would have him put me at 90 and I came in at 91.

At least someone here knows the score

The theme seems to be that Hootie thinks all the other posters are gay.

Fixed....

everyone is a little gay

Abso-fruitely!! ;)

AND THE PICK IS IN!!!!!!!

(oh.....)

Dinny

I can't wait to do my weekly "why the Chiefs suck" segment.

Think of Gilbert Gottfried talking about game manager QBs.

BossChief review was just OK for me. Needed some more about how he's honestly the worst ****ing homer, or at least was, and he's just now coming out of a long homer coma.

I'll save you some time.

The Chiefs suck because they're the Chiefs. Rinse and repeat for 16 games.You're welcome

I've yet to read Frazods vagina monologue in this thread

I never saw Reaper's reaction. Link/Post#? (might be asking too much).

NM: Found it.

I want to see Knowmo get roasted

I just don't get it.

That was the best one yet...

1. Steve Perry

I saw that Simply Red...tsk tsk

This stuff is kinda funny.. I can't help but checking for updates weekly.

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91. BossChief

Analysis: CP Mock Draft posters consist of some of the best and the brightest football minds on the entire forum. Hootie now has two of them in the bottom 10. You were doing so well, Hootie, but I really can't predict good things for the rest of this list, now. I want to. I want this thing to do well, but you're going to get to around 50 or 60 and realize that you're out of names. Your options will be to put up some n00b, some douche nobody likes that you forgot about in the previous 40 names, or bail out and say "This is boring... I have a life... etc." I'm grading this pick low for now, but if you come out of this entire project smelling like roses, I'll go back and change the grade to something that credits you for taking a risk on somebody you don't like.

Either way, consider this pick your Dontari Poe. A lot of skepticism right now. It's your job to prove us wrong.

Grade: D+

I kinda wish Hootie would go on a weekend spree and just start posting up a bunch of these. Get up to 80 or so. Only because I"m gonna be bored as shit all weekend. First weekend in a month and a half where I haven't had to go into work due to being swamped.

Also...the drunker you are when you write these up, the better.

Which airport?

No but I'm a super fast learner. What's the pay?

Throw in a copy of Nightmare Creatures and you got yourself a deal. Ever play that game? I have fond memories of it, though I know now it's a pretty average game.

LMAO I want Clay's name changed to "Premuim Content".

Heh. Several months ago, my brother and I went on a big spree of buying old consoles and games for our collection. I'll post some of them up in the "Show & Tell" thread. I'm sure plenty of people won't give a rats behind lol. Some might have some appreciation for it though! :)

I had NFL Football '94 starring Joe Montana. I rocked the freaking house at that game. I used to play as the Lions, simply because it was so funny to use Barry Sanders on that game. I would seriously start on the 5 yd line and run with Barry to the red zone and then turn around with the entire opposing team running after me and biffing tackle after tackle. Then I'd run back the other way to safety territory and would do it over and over again. Would basically run laps. It was awesome.