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Don Corlemahomes 08-23-2014 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 10842768)
No ****ing shit.

TBH, OP is about as good looking as me, which is not a compliment or a shot, its just average.

And I have bedded more girls than I can count.

I mean, I'm no expert or anything, so it must be the chin~

Dude, but you've absolutely taken the shit about as graciously as anybody. If anything, you're at least pretty easygoing and resilient. That's infinitely better than the "woe is me" mentality.

xztop123 08-23-2014 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 10842766)
Yea you seem like an expert on the subject, care to teach us how to get laid?

Im an expert in people watching and analyzing the common variables among guys who do and dont get laid.

Although it's pretty easy to go to any college campus and notice the pale twinks who don't even bother dressing or styling their hair (because they know they have no chance regardless)

and the guys who do get laid.

I've just become expert of elucidating the specifics of what those things are

xztop123 08-23-2014 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist (Post 10842775)
Dude, but you've absolutely taken the shit about as graciously as anybody. If anything, you're at least pretty easygoing and resilient. That's infinitely better than the "woe is me" mentality.

has he posted a pic?

Perineum Ripper 08-23-2014 11:20 AM

How does a normal conversation between you and a girl you are talking to go..what do you talk about..do you just text..do you call and talk on the phone..do you ask her questions about her life and what she likes..how serious do you take conversations with them..do you joke when it's time to and serious when it's time

Women are smart..they can pick up fairly quickly and easily when a guy is out to just get ass..if you stop making it about getting ass quickly and make it about talking to them and making them comfortable with you..that will lead to sex faster than trying to play a stupid ass game or trying to be a smooth pick up artist

hometeam 08-23-2014 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10842789)
has he posted a pic?

LOL. Unless your trolling hard this proves your no mult.

ThaVirus 08-23-2014 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10842758)
Not making excuses, you guys have to keep in mind that i've been on like 50-100 dates in the past 2 years... it's an insane amount of dates

Im like a ****ing borderline expert on this in some regards... even if im an idiot the human brain picks up on stuff when this is all you do


Get one of those little cams and an incognito mic so we can critique your game on the fly.

Easy 6 08-23-2014 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10842784)
Im an expert in people watching and analyzing the common variables among guys who do and dont get laid.

Although it's pretty easy to go to any college campus and notice the pale twinks who don't even bother dressing or styling their hair (because they know they have no chance regardless)

and the guys who do get laid.

I've just become expert of elucidating the specifics of what those things are

The only thing you've become an expert on is poor self esteem.

Girls can smell a lack of confidence from a mile away, the way sharks can smell a drop of blood in a million gallons of water... you could look like Brad Pitt but until you quit worrying about everything you dont have, you're always gonna be alone.

Take a look in the mirror, reach down and grab a pair and go hit 'em up without fear or regret.

srvy 08-23-2014 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10842784)
Im an expert in people watching and analyzing the common variables among guys who do and dont get laid.

Although it's pretty easy to go to any college campus and notice the pale twinks who don't even bother dressing or styling their hair (because they know they have no chance regardless)

and the guys who do get laid.

I've just become expert of elucidating the specifics of what those things are

Well while your analyzing the crowd deciphering whether girl A or B will take your seed or will they pass on you because your weak jawline. In the meantime normal Ned is walking out the bar with a girl A because he was interesting and didn't come across as a douche with predator eyes.

I have a good feeling pale twink is dipping the wick more consistently than you.

Dave Lane 08-23-2014 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MagicHef (Post 10831779)
So, I am assuming you have no hobbies or interests other than sleeping with random women.

If you came across a woman at a bar who told you that her main hobby was to fool guys into thinking she was interested in them, get them to buy her a bunch of stuff, and then ditch them without ever sleeping with them, would you buy her a drink? Hopefully not.

Similarly, if you are 100% about just having sex with girls, why would they want to have sex with you?

Be a human and make your life about something. Right now you are a cardboard cutout of a person, which is very uninteresting. Getting a new chin won't change that.

Get a hobby, in other words.

Completely true.

SAUTO 08-23-2014 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10842784)
Im an expert in people watching and analyzing the common variables among guys who do and dont get laid.

Although it's pretty easy to go to any college campus and notice the pale twinks who don't even bother dressing or styling their hair (because they know they have no chance regardless)

and the guys who do get laid.

I've just become expert of elucidating the specifics of what those things are

If you were an expert in people watching you would figure out what those guys are doing differently than you. It's not their jaw.

beach tribe 08-23-2014 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 10842888)
The only thing you've become an expert on is poor self esteem.

Girls can smell a lack of confidence from a mile away, the way sharks can smell a drop of blood in a million gallons of water... you could look like Brad Pitt but until you quit worrying about everything you dont have, you're always gonna be alone.

Take a look in the mirror, reach down and grab a pair and go hit 'em up without fear or regret.

Bravo, sir.
The only advice this guy really needs.

Close the thread, main.

beach tribe 08-23-2014 04:25 PM

^^It's hard to fake it, but it can be done.
I used to at times when I was younger, and it worked.
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KCrockaholic 08-23-2014 04:31 PM

Where the **** is this "I'm balding" shit coming from? Jfc you're ridiculous.

I'm bald as **** and 24. I had sex this morning.

Jfc.

xztop123 08-23-2014 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by mac459 (Post 10842799)
How does a normal conversation between you and a girl you are talking to go..what do you talk about..do you just text..do you call and talk on the phone..do you ask her questions about her life and what she likes..how serious do you take conversations with them..do you joke when it's time to and serious when it's time

Women are smart..they can pick up fairly quickly and easily when a guy is out to just get ass..if you stop making it about getting ass quickly and make it about talking to them and making them comfortable with you..that will lead to sex faster than trying to play a stupid ass game or trying to be a smooth pick up artist

I have videos... I can post them if you think It's a safe/good idea

beach tribe 08-23-2014 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by KCrockaholic (Post 10843290)
Where the **** is this "I'm balding" shit coming from? Jfc you're ridiculous.

I'm bald as **** and 24. I had sex this morning.

Jfc.

My lil' bro is bald, and bags on the regular.


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