Oh, and FTR, I'm not glad Hootie is banned. But I get it. And I'm pretty sure most everyone else does too. I'll bet he's not as easily spotted when football season rolls around.

I just visualized your mom and she was very unsexy.

I tried to watch that movie for the first time earlier this week and found absolutely nothing funny or entertaining about it.

I found myself wondering how these guys could create such hilarity with South Park, yet drop a metric ton shit bomb with BASEketball.

It also occurred to me why Hootie found it so funny.

NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC! THEY GO TO MEETINGS! I'M JUST A DRUNK...

I'd like to point out that my roast was a quick look at burt. It took me 3 minutes and gosh darned it, I thought it was good.

It might take 100 posts but Hootie is Hootie.

Who is going to roast pete? Someone (rico) step up.

Yeah, well I just did your mom and I didn't even notice if she was sexy or not.

I know she has an annoying voice that I had to silence with a dirty sock and a clean man dog.

Baseketball sucked imo, loved orgasmo though. Of course that was 16 years ago and if I saw it today would probably gouge my eyes.

Visualize 40 years younger.

Just a drunk?

Just a drunk?

In Ireland you'd be like a president or something.

I'll roast Pete. Here goes:

Pete's a whiny bitch that complains about everything in the world, including the sun coming up every morning and setting at night.

The end.

If people don't give you shit for that semi chub, I'm leaving forever....And this time I mean it.

You forgot to include what number he is on the list ROFL

You're not even updating the OP

I was looking forward to seeing my name in lights.