I remember thinking that show was pretty funny until Ellen came out of the closet. I'm not offended by gays at all, but I really thought her show changed for the worse after that.

Judges men by their threads...comes to the conclusion that they all look alike...

I don't care for the direction this is headed.

But it's the legal kinda profiling....

Can honestly say I've never watched her show, however, I have seen her standup and it was pretty funny. Of course I was like 13 too.

Was your impression that humor was my intent?

I'd assume so...

Oh goodie, are we going to be entertained by a baby lee/ rausch tiff?

this thread sucks now. that is all.

No. No, it was not. My post was purely boredom, drenching with sarcasm, with a small (albeit very small) twist of wit.

I lost interest. This started being annoying and it was literally the last thing I wanted to do all day.

It's not my fault that I'm the only person on this site that apparently can come up with a somewhat funny roast. Everyone had a ****ing week and ENDLESS material PROVIDED by yours truly to 'roast' me and no one dared to do it...other than Billay...and let's just say...at least he tried.

It's not my job on ChiefsPlanet to be the 'humorous' guy. Or the 'controversial' guy.

Sometimes I'll take 10 hours in a week and drive a thread like this...and then the next week I'll realize how much ****ing time I'm wasting every day and lose interest.

I don't get paid for this, so therefore I'm pretty much lol'ing at all of this 'disappointment' by everyone because I didn't finish a list in a thread I didn't even create...

Here I'll throw you my top 10 real quick:

1) Rain Man
2) GoChiefs
3) 'Hamas' Jenkins
4) gblowfish
5) Milkman
6) tk13
7) FAX
8) DJ's Left Nut
9) DaneMcCloud
10) SNR

and that was just off the top of my head. Rain Man is the ultimate poster. GoChiefs adds more to this board than anyone but he's a terrible troll and an awful human being. 'Hamas' is the wittiest guy I've ever encountered on a message board. Gblowfish is the ULTIMATE KC fan and his '10 things about today's game' is the greatest thread on this site but I wish he'd only do it for home games. Milkman is purely here to talk about football and I respect that, even though John ****ing Mackey or whatever his name is isn't better than Tony ****ing Gonzalez. Tk13 is the voice of reason but sometimes his passive aggressiveness is ****ing gay. He's a true fan who pretends he isn't a true fan which is fine. FAX would be 1a if he'd post more...but I can't discount his amazing posting style. Truly spectacular. Even though he took my term of 'drafturbator', turned it into 'draftabulator', and now is more synonymous with the word than I am. DJ's Left Nut is a Cardinals fan, a Chiefs fan and a Lakers fan. I think all Lakers fans are just ****ing bundle of stickss. 'Oh I cheered for this guy in college and he went to play for the Lakers so now I'm a Lakers fan!!!' Oh STFU. But yeah, he's a great sports poster so he is top 10 worthy. Dane would be higher if he'd stay away from junior high schools and post more. He's my favorite bi-polar person ever. However, we don't care about the fact you pay $20K per year tuition for kindergarten. We get it dude. We get it. None of us are impressed other than billay. And SNR made being a rapist cool on this board so he has to be top 10.

Weak...

like the chances of you living until 50?

I just want to say I called the direction this thread would go from the beginning. that is all.

Exactly like that...

I'd argue I'm a damned fine troll, and there's no two ways about it.

The secret is...I'm not really trolling.