That's because he's a lousy unfunny person.

He aspires to better, and Rita, Paula and Rosie are invaluable in maintaining those aspirations, but at present he's a dirty scummy piece of shit.

Speaking of her. I never watch her talk show. Not my thing. But she had this TV sitcom back in the 90's that used to have me rolling laughing. There was this episode where she had to go back to the DMV to get her driver's license over and over and over and over again because every time they would snap her picture for it, she would have this crazy-pissed expression on her face because the person taking the photo annoyed her due to taking too long or whatever the reason. It was hilarious. I remember uncontrollably laughing my ass off while watching that episode.

I didn't hate the trade, agreed numbers were too high but still wanted to draft Stafford. But my football takes are considered reeruned.

This would have been funny had you said feces instead of shit. As it stands, your post is on E in the funny meter.

Louis CK. that is all.

Isn't he(or she) a consistently active participant in the tragedy puns?

I think improv is getting the upper hand on stand-up. Folks who want to be funny are getting tired of being loners lounging around the Ramada in Cleveland half the year.

And now that the likes of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are getting deals instead of Jerry Seinfeld or Ray Romano, why not settle in LA or Chicago and enfold yourself into an improv troupe of reliable friends.

So, I gather Hootie stopped with the list?

At least it's puns, puns are an inherently superior form of humor, even if tragedy puns are an inherently inferior form of pun.

Vulgarity is about half the guys routines summed up. I can agree with you to a degree. Look at classic guys like Pryor, they all cussed a lot, etc.

Think I quoted the wrong message.

What list? I thought this was the 10pm thread. The decor is eerily similar....

I don't think cops should have the right to compare threads. It's profiling.

Totally forgot about him. I agree.

Meh, it's nothing that hasn't been said 100 times in this thread as far as the HoC nominations, etc; and there's no attempt at making any of it seem remotely serious at all. I had just hoped for more entertainment out of it. No biggie, even the most hilarious people I know aren't always hilarious. Not that there was a hilarity guarantee or promise of decent beer.