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Bowser 06-30-2009 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5874443)
I can only assume silence is good.
She probably has him tied up Gimp style in the basement, and he can't reach his phone.

luv 06-30-2009 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5874444)
:LOL: He's on the verge of becoming the 40 year old virgin. I have no doubt that's what he'd be like if he doesn't get his dick wet in the next dozen years.
I really do hope he gets it tonight. It's nearly consumed him. Of course, I, too, was 27 before I lost mine, and I know how I was. I'm guessing it's much worse for a guy.

luv 06-30-2009 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 5874447)
She probably has him tied up Gimp style in the basement, and he can't reach his phone.
Getting tied up the first time? Wow. I'm jealous.

luv 06-30-2009 10:35 PM
You know what would be really funny? If I started texting him every five minutes acting like a pissed off girlfriend...lol.

Mr. Flopnuts 06-30-2009 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5874449)
I really do hope he gets it tonight. It's nearly consumed him. Of course, I, too, was 27 before I lost mine, and I know how I was. I'm guessing it's much worse for a guy.
I could not even begin to imagine being a 27 year old virgin man. I don't see how it's humanly possible.

Mr. Flopnuts 06-30-2009 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5874455)
You know what would be really funny? If I started texting him every five minutes acting like a pissed off girlfriend...lol.
Dude.

luv 06-30-2009 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5874458)
Dude.
Oh, c'mon. That'd be funny.

Sure-Oz 06-30-2009 10:38 PM
Hopefully at worst he comes out of this getting some and an std, rather than getting robbed and beaten by the dudes waiting for him

DeezNutz 06-30-2009 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 5874465)
Hopefully at worst he comes out of this getting some and an std, rather than getting robbed and beaten by the dudes waiting for him
Oh ****. Hadn't really thought about a mugging.

I just figured his dick would fall off in a week if it were actually touched by her infected love canal.

Bowser 06-30-2009 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 5874465)
Hopefully at worst he comes out of this getting some and an std, rather than getting robbed and beaten by the dudes waiting for him
LMAO

luv 06-30-2009 10:40 PM
Unfortunately, I need to get to bed. Something about working in the morning. I'll have to catch up in the morning before I head out to work.

Mr. Flopnuts 06-30-2009 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5874461)
Oh, c'mon. That'd be funny.
It would definitely keep this thread alive for another 6 months. And you would go down in Chiefsplanet lore.

Mr. Flopnuts 06-30-2009 10:41 PM
This girl is 39 and has never birthed a child. There is a good chance that her love canal would not resemble the Carlsbad Caverns.

DeezNutz 06-30-2009 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5874472)
It would definitely keep this thread alive for another 6 months. And you would go down in Chiefsplanet lore.
And solidify the fact that you (luv) would be required to pop his cherry.

luv 06-30-2009 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5874472)
It would definitely keep this thread alive for another 6 months. And you would go down in Chiefsplanet lore.
Nah, I've had more than my fair share of moments on here. I'll pass the torch.


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