Hootie is trying to be like Phil for a week.

Hootie's a slacker who's only life skills are invested in food service. If asked to accomplish any real tasks requiring brain power or creativity, he must take adderall to get anything done. This thread, it seems, is not worth the pills.

You're a fool. I'm not a legend. Don't want to be. Never tried to be. But there's absolutely NO WAY I failed at WPI. I multiplied their web traffic by a power of 1000. I left of my own accord while being asked to stay when my contract was up. I served 365 days as contracted despite them not living up to their end of the deal, I kept my word. After 365 days, I refused to work with Nick Athan. That's not failing. If Nick were shown the door and I stayed, WPI would be a top 3 NFL offering on Scout right now. I left CP because Scout had resources and leverage - tools I wanted to employ to build a brand. CP will never have those things. That entire deal was unfortunate but I learned a lot from it and I'm a better man for it. You, OTOH, don't have any desire to learn what happened. You seem to think that referencing WPI or fatchatter is your little ace-in-the-hole with me. You're mistaken. I'm proud of what I did there. It was amazing.

Adderall....

Well, nevemind.

I didn't mean to rile you up.

I'm sorry.

You truly do inspire me though.

Out of curiosity, I went and checked out that WPI board/scout stuff. I had only been there like once before, reading a Stanzi thread. LMAO Those people can't have a topic without CP being referenced.

That Frankie guy is either stirring the pot or talking smack about CP on the "For those who SOOOOOO wanted Geno Smith" (or something along those lines) thread.

Did I come off as "riled up"?

Yeah it was the worst time to be on this board ever. Everything that Pioli did no matter how stupid was thrown back in your face with trust Pioli. Everything turned into a major fight. Didn't help that the Patriot trolls are the worst idiots in the world. I'm pretty thick skined person but I took a break from the board from after the draft until the regular season started just to remain half way sain.

Ready for 2.0?

Pretty much this, 60 million before he took the field was like WUT?????

So, pretty similar to this list, except the tired/unfunny stuff is pretty much straight out of this thread? Weird.

There has been some good stuff in this thread. It's just been overshadowed by all of the shit.

Most people aren't funny. Even fewer are genuinely clever and original.

There isn't any point in reading 90% of the posts on this board, because you already know what they're going to say.

Willis McGahee released? Let me guess: "Bring him in for a look/show the youngsters the ropes" jokes...never gets old.

Sign some nobody? "Print them!...To the dingy! hyuk hyuk."


It's like the Johnny Dare show. You could have been in a coma for a decade, and when you came back, nothing would seem different.

Ha, I thought the same thing last time I listened to a few minutes of that show. Did I just stumble into 1998? :hmmm:

It's a lot like the list... whether the frazod fat jokes (among all of the jokes you mentioned) are TiC, overkill for the sake of overkill, whatever, they really are just unfunny, tired, and boring. One of them (in billay's, iirc) would have been out-of-no-where funny had it not already been run into the ground for 3 weeks.

Phobia nailed it about 5300 posts ago...

Why are you even here, bearcat?

Someone said there would be free pizza and beer.