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DaKCMan AP

06-30-2009 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5874034)

No ****ing way.

I just looked at her house on google street view. It's in a nice neighborhood. Reminds of my digs in Dallas.

By 'my' you mean 'your parents'.

Hammock Parties

06-30-2009 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5874040)

Michael Jackson has a better chance at getting his carrot wet tonight.

And he's dead.

And Macaulay Culkin isn't horny.

SHE SAID

I COULD STAY AS LONG AS I WANTED

10 MINUTES AGO

HELLO?

Donger

06-30-2009 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5874043)

SHE SAID

I COULD STAY AS LONG AS I WANTED

10 MINUTES AGO

HELLO?

You aren't going anywhere near her, GoChiefs. Not tonight and not tomorrow. Not ever.

You are outmatched.

Hammock Parties

06-30-2009 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5874047)

You aren't going anywhere near her, GoChiefs. Not tonight and not tomorrow. Not ever.

You are outmatched.

If I'm sitting here at 11 I admit defeat.

Donger

06-30-2009 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5874052)

If I'm sitting here at 11 I admit defeat.

Your admission is neither required nor desired.

Hammock Parties

06-30-2009 08:29 PM

But my emission IS, mother****er!

RJ	06-30-2009 08:36 PM

I check in on this thread now and again. Does anyone ever get laid?

Hammock Parties

06-30-2009 08:37 PM

luv does. She doesn't talk about it.

Mr. Flopnuts

06-30-2009 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5874014)

THE NIGHT IS STILL YOUNG MOTHER****ER :cuss:

Dude. You better not be home right now.

Mr. Flopnuts

06-30-2009 08:43 PM

She just said you could stay as long as you wanted. Pack a bag and head on over dawg.

Hammock Parties

06-30-2009 08:44 PM

Oh, her ****ing nephews had a friend over. He's just now leaving. FINALLY.

Now the ****ing nephews can go to ****ing bed. How long will THAT take.

Jesus Christ. STUPID KIDS!

Mr. Flopnuts

06-30-2009 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5874102)

Oh, her ****ing nephews had a friend over. He's just now leaving. FINALLY.

Now the ****ing nephews can go to ****ing bed. How long will THAT take.

Jesus Christ. STUPID KIDS!

That's cool though. Hopefully she's been drinking.