Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10742175)

I'm in the camp of people who like hootie. The dude has a ton of detractors, though.

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10742194)

His posts were generally hilarious, and he had a high football IQ, but he kept doing stupid shit and getting banned for it, only to beg a mod to come back yet again. He was just an out of control kid, basically. I just don't understand the myth that surrounds him when you consider his persona here as a whole.

I'd rather see Dane post regularly again than have Hootie come back.

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 10742203)

No.

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10742194)

His posts were generally hilarious, and he had a high football IQ, but he kept doing stupid shit and getting banned for it, only to beg a mod to come back yet again. He was just an out of control kid, basically. I just don't understand the myth that surrounds him when you consider his persona here as a whole.

I'd rather see Dane post regularly again than have Hootie come back.

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10742240)

Piss on it. Bring Hootie back!

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10742284)

Should I make the t-shirts?

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10742529)

58. Donger

http://teensleuth.com/newlibrary/wp-...h772504zr4.jpg

A CHIEFS PLANET EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH DONGER!

SNR: Donger, thanks for being here, tonight! We all greatly appreciate it.

Donger: You're welcome.

S: Now, you're originally from the UK, yes? What would you say is the underlying cultural message purported by American media when they constantly cast British actors as villains?

D: Hmm?

S: You're British, yes?

D: I'm American.

S: But you grew up in the UK?

D: Yes.

S: You've seen good guy/bad guy movies before, yes? A couple of them?

D: Yes.

S: Have you noticed the trend of villains in these movies being played by British actors?

D: No.

S: Well, there is. And I was wondering if you had an opinion on that.

D: I really haven't noticed or thought about that sort of thing.

S: Can you at least hypothetically imagine the American movie industry creating that sort of trend in action movies? Then can you speculate using your experiences as a British-born person currently living in America as an American citizen why that might be the case?

D: Why?

S: It's part of the interview. That's a question I chose to ask because I thought it would be interesting. I thought it would reveal some things about who you are as a person. That's the purpose of this interview.

D: Okay.

S: So what about bad guys in American films being played by British actors?

D: I don't know. You'll have to ask them. I'm not an actor, nor am I British.

S: Oh for ****'s sake. Let's just move on. You're famous for your legendary feud with chiefs4me. Can you explain to people more about that and why she frustrated you so much?

D: I never had a problem with chiefs4me.

S: What? I saw you get upset with her at times. You called her names.

D: I did? Link?

S: I'm not going to waste time searching for one. I know you did.

D: Okay.

S: So you've got nothing?

D: I'm not sure what you're asking.

S: Why did you get so angry with chiefs4me all the time?

D: I was angry with her?

S: Yes, you were.

D: I don't recall that ever happening.

S: Again, moving on. You've been ranked #58 on the list of Chiefs Planet's Top 101 Posters. How do you feel about that ranking?

D: It's fine.

S: You don't think you should be higher or lower?

D: Should I?

S: Yes. I think you should try to advance the conversation a bit by answering the questions. That's the entire purpose of an interview, wouldn't you say?

D: Sure, that's fair. What do you want to know?

S: I want to know if you would care to share your opinion on your #58 ranking.

D: No, I don't care.

S: And that's it. Thank you and good night, Chiefs Planet!

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10742529)

58. Donger

http://teensleuth.com/newlibrary/wp-...h772504zr4.jpg

A CHIEFS PLANET EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH DONGER!

SNR: Donger, thanks for being here, tonight! We all greatly appreciate it.

Donger: You're welcome.

S: Now, you're originally from the UK, yes? What would you say is the underlying cultural message purported by American media when they constantly cast British actors as villains?

D: Hmm?

S: You're British, yes?

D: I'm American.

S: But you grew up in the UK?

D: Yes.

S: You've seen good guy/bad guy movies before, yes? A couple of them?

D: Yes.

S: Have you noticed the trend of villains in these movies being played by British actors?

D: No.

S: Well, there is. And I was wondering if you had an opinion on that.

D: I really haven't noticed or thought about that sort of thing.

S: Can you at least hypothetically imagine the American movie industry creating that sort of trend in action movies? Then can you speculate using your experiences as a British-born person currently living in America as an American citizen why that might be the case?

D: Why?

S: It's part of the interview. That's a question I chose to ask because I thought it would be interesting. I thought it would reveal some things about who you are as a person. That's the purpose of this interview.

D: Okay.

S: So what about bad guys in American films being played by British actors?

D: I don't know. You'll have to ask them. I'm not an actor, nor am I British.

S: Oh for ****'s sake. Let's jurst move on. You're famous for your legendary feud with chiefs4me. Can you explain to people more about that and why she frustrated you so much?

D: I never had a problem with chiefs4me.

S: What? I saw you get upset with her at times. You called her names.

D: I did? Link?

S: I'm not going to waste time searching for one. I know you did.

D: Okay.

S: So you've got nothing?

D: I'm not sure what you're asking.

S: Why did you get so angry with chiefs4me all the time?

D: I was angry with her?

S: Yes, you were.

D: I don't recall that ever happening.

S: Again, moving on. You've been ranked #58 on the list of Chiefs Planet's Top 101 Posters. How do you feel about that ranking?

D: It's fine.

S: You don't think you should be higher or lower?

D: Should I?

S: Yes. I think you should try to advance the conversation a bit by answering the questions. That's the entire purpose of an interview, wouldn't you say?

D: Sure, that's fair. What do you want to know?

S: I want to know if you would care to share your opinion on your #58 ranking.

D: No, I don't care.

S: And that's it. Thank you and good night, Chiefs Planet!

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10742657)

Was that the last name you have?

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10742644)

LMAO I LOVE IT!!! ****ing Finger. LMAOLMAOLMAO Probably my favorite overall roast...including the ones from last year.

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/pol...98843_full.jpg

SNR, this roasting....is the best roasting...of all roastings. I love this roasting.

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10742700)

I still think the all time best roast was the one of Senuseta. The Donger roast is tied for first, or a strong second.

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10742712)

Who the ****?

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10742721)

Senuseta, you must have seen her, . . . dancing in the sand.



HOLD ME CLOSER McFly Dannnnn-cerrr!!

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10414666)

# 69: Setsuna

* I was hesitant to do this one because roasting Setsuna is eerily similar to literally roasting chocolate in a crock-pot. A meltdown is inevitable and things are bound to get messy.

* Setsuna is commonly referred to as “Token” on Chiefsplanet. I assume this is because he is our “token” Jaguars fan. Every NFL team’s message board has a Jags fan poster, since the Jags fanbase is so darn stupid, none of them have figured a way to create their own message board. So of course, they sponge off of other NFL teams’ boards. It’s either that, or he got the nickname because he has tendency to steal arcade game tokens from people. One thing that I’ve learned in life is to never trust a Jaguars fan, especially if you have any form of currency in your pockets.

* Setsuna has a year round tan. Must be freaking nice living in Florida, where the sun shines all year round. I’d love to not have to spend money on a tanning bed during the winter and I’m sure Simply Red can relate.

* Setsuna ended up making Chiefsplanet his home on accident. Initially, he was trying to locate a different planet with members who are more similar to him…planet of the apes. These people are more similar to him because in terms of science……..Setsuna is really interested in Science fiction.

* When you google the word, “Setsuna,” you will discover that it is a Japanese word meaning, “a moment; an instant.” I don’t know why, but when I read the word, “instant,” it immediately reminded me of Uncle Ben’s instant cream of wheat. I tell ya what, when that Uncle Ben’s package indicates the cream of wheat being “instant,” it means it. During the Olympics one summer, I was able to begin fixin’ a bowl of that at the start of a Michael Phelps swim race, and was finished so quickly that I was still able to catch the majority of Michael Phelps proving himself the master of the swim race. And speaking of uncles, I recently read a well-known, influential book titled, “Uncle Tom’s Cabin.” I’d recommend the book to Setsuna if I felt he was interested in any reading material besides Japanimation comics.

* Pros: I like him. He’s hands down, our best Jaguars troll. He is way better than Blackmon. With a username like, “Blackmon,” I knew that guy was no good from the start. Yup, a username based off a stereotypical trouble-makin’ Jacksonville Jaguar, racking up DUI’s and receiving a 4 game suspension for the start of the 2013 season due to violating the substance abuse policy. Sounds about right. Setsuna lives in Florida. I hear they grow good watermelon in Florida. Maybe he could bring some Florida watermelon up with him to Kansas City for a visit sometime…?!?! That would be nice of him.

* Cons: He is probably an ex-con (most Japanimation-Jaguars fans are). Ex-cons like Setsuna are the reason(s) why that bastard, Aaron Hernandez will probably get away with murder. Setsuna claimed he was going to convert from the Jags to being a Chiefs fan if the Chiefs ended up with Cyrus Gray and Tyler Bray on their roster. He did not follow through with this and honestly, I don’t know why I thought he would to begin with, for you can’t trust a Jaguars fan to remain faithful to his word. Oh well, once you go Jack, you never go back, I guess….

* Future Outlook: Chiefsplanet is like a horror movie and I predict Setsuna will be the first one to die in this shit-show. The reason being because of all this jazz I constantly hear about the Jaguars moving to Los Angeles. Jaguars fans are a dying breed.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10742744)

I can do roasts if I'm not all boinked out on Adderall. I just have a different style...try to crack gags or jokes. My two Hootie roasts last year were Adderall-induced... I was taking a lot of it because I was in nursing school. That's where all that "tl;dr" stuff came from. I mean...I can still produce "tl;dr" stuff...but when I was on Adderall or Vyvanse...I couldn't even help myself. And almost the entire time I was posting during the roast thread last year, I was all hopped up on Adderall or Vyvanse. The Addy's make me like....OCD-ish. Have to be overly thorough with shit. And I just want to keep on popping more and more of them... the Vyvanse doesn't have quite the same euphoric, OCD effect on me...I don't want to keep on popping a bunch of Vyvanses after I pop one 30-50 mg capsule, but it still makes me long-winded as hell.

Haven't had an upper since December.

I think I was Adderall-free when I did the Setsuna and Direckshun roasts...was probably one of those days where I didn't take any so I could double-dose the next day. Yeah...not good. The Hootie roasts, to my recollection had some ok jokes in there, I think, but I wasn't concise enough... looking for those jokes would be a needle in a haystack type o' dealio. I should try to revise those two Hootie roasts and see if I can fix them up...make them more acceptable....there are gags in there...just have to dig for them or just kind of be on the "same page" as me while reading.

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10742697)

Yea. I loved a lot of Saul God's roasts, but that one tonight is probably my favorite as well.

When I saw the interview format I giggled like a schoolgirl.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10742753)

Yeah, I just pulled into my driveway when I read this one. I just sat outside in my car and read that on my phone and giggled while I noticed my 2 daughters and wife looking at me from the windows, all pumped up because I had gotten home. It was a good feeling. Was reading something I found to be genuinely funny and was feeling loved by my family simultaneously. Not to sound sappy or anything, but reading the Donger roast was a good moment for me...I'll always remember it.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10742755)

We're still doing butt stuff later tonight, right?

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10742768)

Well... if we can get this almighty list maker to give us some more names...then well, yeah... I think we can probably get to the butt stuff.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10742777)

He is ignoring my phone calls....that son of a bitch. How could he do this to me!

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10742747)

Says he's off the uppers....shows relapse in the post.

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10742747)

Says he's off the uppers....shows relapse in the post.

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10742781)

Because you get drunk and end up at gay bars...

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10742797)

I wish I always ended up at gay bars. If it's one demographic that has the ability to boost my self-esteem (by giving me compliments about my looks), it's the gays. Every time I am around those homosexuals (I have a gay cousin, so I know all the gays around these parts...I think he is a slut, because he has a different gay dude at every family get-together), I go home with higher self esteem. Unfortunately for me though, I am one of the straightest dudes I've ever known of (I hate watching porn because the other guy's wiener gets in the way) and having my ego boosted the way it is when I am around gays just isn't enough to persuade me to go to the gay bar.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10742797)

I wish I always ended up at gay bars.

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10742799)

I'm the same way with big black girls. They've always loved me.

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10742800)

And that's all I need.

Thank you...

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10742801)

Not to be too personal or anything, but how many big black chicks have you banged???

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10742802)

ROFL Asshole! My God! LMAO!

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10742803)

Don't be a hater...

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10742804)

Dude...you put that as part of your sig.... Come onnnnnnnnn.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10742529)

58. Donger

http://teensleuth.com/newlibrary/wp-...h772504zr4.jpg

A CHIEFS PLANET EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH DONGER!

SNR: Donger, thanks for being here, tonight! We all greatly appreciate it.

Donger: You're welcome.

S: Now, you're originally from the UK, yes? What would you say is the underlying cultural message purported by American media when they constantly cast British actors as villains?

D: Hmm?

S: You're British, yes?

D: I'm American.

S: But you grew up in the UK?

D: Yes.

S: You've seen good guy/bad guy movies before, yes? A couple of them?

D: Yes.

S: Have you noticed the trend of villains in these movies being played by British actors?

D: No.

S: Well, there is. And I was wondering if you had an opinion on that.

D: I really haven't noticed or thought about that sort of thing.

S: Can you at least hypothetically imagine the American movie industry creating that sort of trend in action movies? Then can you speculate using your experiences as a British-born person currently living in America as an American citizen why that might be the case?

D: Why?

S: It's part of the interview. That's a question I chose to ask because I thought it would be interesting. I thought it would reveal some things about who you are as a person. That's the purpose of this interview.

D: Okay.

S: So what about bad guys in American films being played by British actors?

D: I don't know. You'll have to ask them. I'm not an actor, nor am I British.

S: Oh for ****'s sake. Let's just move on. You're famous for your legendary feud with chiefs4me. Can you explain to people more about that and why she frustrated you so much?

D: I never had a problem with chiefs4me.

S: What? I saw you get upset with her at times. You called her names.

D: I did? Link?

S: I'm not going to waste time searching for one. I know you did.

D: Okay.

S: So you've got nothing?

D: I'm not sure what you're asking.

S: Why did you get so angry with chiefs4me all the time?

D: I was angry with her?

S: Yes, you were.

D: I don't recall that ever happening.

S: Again, moving on. You've been ranked #58 on the list of Chiefs Planet's Top 101 Posters. How do you feel about that ranking?

D: It's fine.

S: You don't think you should be higher or lower?

D: Should I?

S: Yes. I think you should try to advance the conversation a bit by answering the questions. That's the entire purpose of an interview, wouldn't you say?

D: Sure, that's fair. What do you want to know?

S: I want to know if you would care to share your opinion on your #58 ranking.

D: No, I don't care.

S: And that's it. Thank you and good night, Chiefs Planet!

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10742801)

Not to be too personal or anything, but how many big black chicks have you banged??? Don't worry about disclosing this stuff to us... we are all just a bunch of ****-monkeys. I don't think any of us will look down on you for it....

So what's the number??? Not to be too personal or anything.

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 10742809)

Back on track for a little while then straight into a brick wall.

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10742813)

LMAO. Rausch is killing me right now. Well played.

I'm going to open my laptop shortly, and you're gonna feel my sweet, sweet rep stick.

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10742811)

Oh my gentle Jesus. That was amazing.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10742822)

Yeah... Rausch is definitely one funny motor scooter.

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10742814)

Actually only one. They kinda scare me, tbh.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10742529)

58. Donger



http://teensleuth.com/newlibrary/wp-...h772504zr4.jpg



A CHIEFS PLANET EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH DONGER!



SNR: Donger, thanks for being here, tonight! We all greatly appreciate it.



Donger: You're welcome.



S: Now, you're originally from the UK, yes? What would you say is the underlying cultural message purported by American media when they constantly cast British actors as villains?



D: Hmm?



S: You're British, yes?



D: I'm American.



S: But you grew up in the UK?



D: Yes.



S: You've seen good guy/bad guy movies before, yes? A couple of them?



D: Yes.



S: Have you noticed the trend of villains in these movies being played by British actors?



D: No.



S: Well, there is. And I was wondering if you had an opinion on that.



D: I really haven't noticed or thought about that sort of thing.



S: Can you at least hypothetically imagine the American movie industry creating that sort of trend in action movies? Then can you speculate using your experiences as a British-born person currently living in America as an American citizen why that might be the case?



D: Why?



S: It's part of the interview. That's a question I chose to ask because I thought it would be interesting. I thought it would reveal some things about who you are as a person. That's the purpose of this interview.



D: Okay.



S: So what about bad guys in American films being played by British actors?



D: I don't know. You'll have to ask them. I'm not an actor, nor am I British.



S: Oh for ****'s sake. Let's just move on. You're famous for your legendary feud with chiefs4me. Can you explain to people more about that and why she frustrated you so much?



D: I never had a problem with chiefs4me.



S: What? I saw you get upset with her at times. You called her names.



D: I did? Link?



S: I'm not going to waste time searching for one. I know you did.



D: Okay.



S: So you've got nothing?



D: I'm not sure what you're asking.



S: Why did you get so angry with chiefs4me all the time?



D: I was angry with her?



S: Yes, you were.



D: I don't recall that ever happening.



S: Again, moving on. You've been ranked #58 on the list of Chiefs Planet's Top 101 Posters. How do you feel about that ranking?



D: It's fine.



S: You don't think you should be higher or lower?



D: Should I?



S: Yes. I think you should try to advance the conversation a bit by answering the questions. That's the entire purpose of an interview, wouldn't you say?



D: Sure, that's fair. What do you want to know?



S: I want to know if you would care to share your opinion on your #58 ranking.



D: No, I don't care.



S: And that's it. Thank you and good night, Chiefs Planet!

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10742826)

Look, I dress like a 50 year old lesbian.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10742827)

Fat girls be crazy, yo...not worth it.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10742834)

Siggy Ztardust. :D

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10742826)

Come on guy.

Buddy.

Look, I dress like a 50 year old lesbian. You dress like an ambiguous 20-something latino male.

You'd get more drinks at teh gay bar.

Hell, we should do this. I think I could DEFINITELY get more drinks at a (gay only) bar even though I'm tubbs like a bee hive...

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10742842)

Or do I unknowingly actually dress like an ambiguous Latino male?

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10742836)

I can't count the number of times the chubby friend of the girl I was actually dating convinced herself I was meant for her instead. I don't know if I just give of this 'nice guy' vibe, perhaps to impress my GF, that they mistake for flirting or what. But it's come up in at least 1/2 dozen long term [more than a few months] relationships.

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10742843)

Bingo...

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10742845)

I referred to it as "unlikely" because it seems like the majority of girls I know have self-esteem issues to a certain degree. Hell, even I do...and I'm a dude....and my wife does. I DON'T want my girls to feel that way about themselves....every day I make sure that I inform them of how beautiful they are.

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10742847)

Wow.

Nah, I'm pretty sure your kids will be completely squared away...

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10742851)

http://www.google.com/search?q=borat...CAYQ_AUoAQ#i=6

Great success!!!

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10742853)

Pretty sure there's some irony in there...

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10742858)

I knew it! I knew you were a hipster!

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10742860)

I'm pretty sure I'm a Rausch.

Wears shorts in 22% weather, sucks down booze like a fish, never looks the same in any photograph twice...