I am freaking sick and freaking tired of people confusing Polio with the person who is truly responsible for all of the shit we've been through since 2009. Which of course is:

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Chubbs Peterson....who along with being responsible for our train-wreck, was also the actor in Predator, Happy Gilmore and the Rocky movies.

KONY 2012

I wish I were as smooth as that kid when I was his age.

MAH WIIIIFE

I can see this kid becoming an internet sensation some day. Catchy song, too. I wouldn't be surprised if the song catches on as well.

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If I'm not VIP, I'm ****in' outta here!

Given that a number of posters think Boxxy is overrated/played out, perhaps we should ask this question:

Who is the most physically overrated celebrity?

My vote: Gisele Bundchen.

Cameron diaz or jennifer anniston

I don't know, but i'll tell you who the most closeted one is.

That...**** what's his name....Disney band iirc....really, really gay.....

uhm....my wife was watching his reality show last night...Jonas! The lead singer for hte Jonas brothers. Holy crap is that guy in the closet.

good vote. People will shoot me for this, but she's not all that hot - especially for a SUPERmodel.

I agree, these two should be on the list.

Brad Pitt was right. I'd much rather be ****ing Angelina Jolie than Jennifer Anniston....


Actually...on second thought....adopting a bunch of african babies would be a boner killer.....

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Is that Hootie filming himself being awesome in high school?

Kate Moss.

Jennifer Aniston looks ten times better than Angelina Jolie. It's literally not even close.

4321

Yes, mah wiiife is a crazy fun. But mah motha....she never loved me. Sometimes she tell me she wishes she was rape by another man.

Lolwut

HEY SIMPLY RED I GOT YOUR TEXT MESSAGE

GONNA CALL YOU IN A FEW BROHEIM

CAN'T WAIT TO CHAT BABY

Jennifer Anniston? Are you kidding me? I'd tongue her boyfriends ass if she licked it. she's the bomb.

It really is amazing how well her and Courtney Cock-Arquette held up. If anything, they are hotter now than when they debuted on Friends.

And really, I don't even care if it's physician crafted, it's still amazing.

ROFL What in the ****?

its da hot new viral vid sensation!!!

Tasty!

92. Amnorix
Join Date: 5/16/03
Total Posts: 31,222

Amnorix and I have had many battles over the years. They all center around one thing: Tom Brady and the New England Patriots. Amnorix doesn't realize that Tom Brady is CLEARLY inferior to Peyton Manning in every way since, without the help of video tape that was so damning Goodell had to DESTROY it to protect the integrity of the league, Tom Brady has never done anything but CHOKE in the postseason. That's right, ZERO Super Bowl titles without cheating. ZERO. Even the biggest choker of them all (Manning) has one. It's embarrassing. He cried like a little girl when I posted this .gif:

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For some reason, he makes threads on this board when Patriots players sign extensions like we give a ****. Dude thinks he knows EVERYTHING about football because the team he cheers for cheated a decade ago and won a few titles that should probably be stricken from the record books. His wife cheated on him with Belichick but he was ok with it...since he was in the closet jerkin' it the whole time.

Pros: Doesn't post here very often anymore. Doesn't blabber on about how good the Pats are as much because he realizes Tom Brady is a giant postseason choker and is just overall a terrible human being. Is a lawyer so you know he's good at sucking dick and licking ball sacks.

Cons: Wears Affliction. Jacks it to UFC fights. Favorite book is "Gone With the Wind." Calls his penis "Jack Frost." Doesn't believe in black people. Chews with his mouth open. Listens to Coldplay when he showers. Thinks Paradise is a Jewish brothel.

Outlook: ADMIT PEYTON MANNING IS BETTER THAN TOM BRADY YOU ****ING IDIOT.

No frazbob tie in. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A+ on that one, Ricky.

You're so fine.

I knew I forgot something!

Oh well, maybe the fatass will stay away for a day.

Now THAT would be the burst we need.

Wait, what?

I could explain it more slowly...what? Not a big sports fan?

Cool, didn't think we'd see a rival fan get flamed. Reighters should be coming off the board soon.

Hootie needs to bang Boxxy and send Sorter the video.

Always leave them wanting a whore.

1 minute video? ;)

10 names 3600+ posts. We are still near our early ridiculous pace

4 Pooties...Off the list

I think that's a 1 Pootie. Or a 10 Pootie.

What exactly is the difference?

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Don't know. Need frazod to pop back in and tell us. Just seemed about right.

LMAO

The music makes it work.

Hootie coasted today. Not much disscussion or give a damns about a Pats poster.
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These descriptions are dead on. Solid gold.

Hell, I didn't realize the dude still posted here.

92. Amnorix

Analysis: As far as Patriot fans go, he's probably the most tolerable of them all. That being said, somebody has to take the fall for Pioli and company, and the other Patriot fans aren't even close to worth being mentioned on this list. In the end, Hootie's been getting away from what this list is all about with his last two selections. He needs to quit felching with frazod, get sober, and get his head right. This list doesn't get any easier, and I have a feeling he's going to paint himself in a corner once we get down to 50.

Grade: B-

I keep trying to tell you SNR...

how am I going to roast the top 25?

The top 25 is going to be boring.

Gee. Hamas is a good poster. He has sex with women.

No one wants to read that shit.

This was gold though opening with this....Bump is a total dumb**** LMAO

Remember, you don't have to roast 'em.

You could give some of the list a nice warm BJ and make it really creepy, which would be funny.

I'm funny no matter what because I'm a badass mother ****er.

Yup Dennis Reynolds reincarnate. Probably even films his banging sessions.

I've got to be the frontrunner for 2013 ChiefsPlanet MVP...right?

Another big stretch for Hootie. Amnorix is top 50 for sure. We are gonna be out of the big boys by post 50 at this point. This is a spot you could slide Royc75 into or Blackboob or Lil Stumpy but this is way too high a reach.

Dave Lane jerks off to Jesus.

Dare to dream.

Dare to dream.

I do have a plastic jesus sitting on the dashboard of my car. So I could jerk it while driving. Good to know.

http://mcphee.com/shop/media/catalog...rd_jesus_2.jpg

There's Whitlock, Mortenson and Schefter to squeeze in.

You should just list the names of 10-80. I couldn't even name 15 posters on here, much less critique 101.

I am too ****ing nice to roast people, and I usually don't pay attention to the user names on the side (avatars are off, too).

Don't make me blush in front of all these people.

I really don't give a shit who comes in what number...I just find each critique interesting.
and the reactions are for the most part interesting.

i'll keep clicking on it. but, i'm a sick ****.
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LMAO

Hootie does have a way with words. It reads like poetry.

this.
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and this too
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Hmm, this isn't so much a review as an excuse for Pootie to lick the shitty taint of the overrated quarterback of our most hated rival. Pootie's battles with Amnorix are epic, yet Amnorix wonders who he is. Pootie secretly regrets not jumping on the Pats bandwagon. So do we. Sure would suck if all this bullshit were happening at PatriotsPlanet.

And what happened to the theme? First no Donger, now no frazod? How long until he forgets how to count? All those wasted brain cells would really come in handy about now.

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!

Anyone understand Frazods rating system? Or his posts at all?

I do.

I guess I'm just a lot smarter than you. But obviously, that's not saying much.

At this point it's not even worth pointing out. It's been the most embarrassing part of the thread.

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No, though it's not completely out of whack compared to the rest of the thread.

Pootie Scale: The best part of this thread.

2-9 aren't very funny but i have to admit i find 1 and 10 ****ing hilarious

7 is my favorite.

not to me, but for personal reasons in my past: she woke up before me and DID steal something....

That's why it's ranked 7. 7 is good!