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KCUnited 04-05-2023 06:06 PM

We really going to let a potential ThaVirus vs Staylor fight slip by us during the offseason?

They're both 2 of my faves so its a tough matchup to breakdown.

What we know:

ThaVirus: Impressive genealogy map, thanks for sharing. Plus he seems young and spry and I seem to remember him saying that he jogs to the gym for his workouts, or that may have been Silock. I also seem to recall that he was once dating a Black woman pushing to start a family so you know he can hold his own under pressure.

Staylor: A 6'3" 2 hundy Cuban. A natural fire in his belly and is an obvious Sean Taylor fan who was a real one himself. Little else is known but I'd offer up the speculation that at some point in his life he's had a pair of Cuban flag painted mini boxing gloves hanging from a rearview in something like a Maxima or lifted Jeep.

Analysis:

ThaVirus, while young, fit and eager, unless he has some Puerto Rican hiding in him somewhere, Staylor's potential, and completely stereotyped on my part out of CP brotherly love, exposure to some Golden Gloves type of boxing throughout his life makes him a matchup problem.

Edge: Staylor

staylor26 04-05-2023 06:11 PM

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rico 04-05-2023 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 16891512)
We really going to let a potential ThaVirus vs Staylor fight slip by us during the offseason?

They're both 2 of my faves so its a tough matchup to breakdown.

What we know:

ThaVirus: Impressive genealogy map, thanks for sharing. Plus he seems young and spry and I seem to remember him saying that he jogs to the gym for his workouts, or that may have been Silock. I also seem to recall that he was once dating a Black woman pushing to start a family so you know he can hold his own under pressure.

Staylor: A 6'3" 2 hundy Cuban. A natural fire in his belly and is an obvious Sean Taylor fan who was a real one himself. Little else is known but I'd offer up the speculation that at some point in his life he's had a pair of Cuban flag painted mini boxing gloves hanging from a rearview in something like a Maxima or lifted Jeep.

Analysis:

ThaVirus, while young, fit and eager, unless he has some Puerto Rican hiding in him somewhere, Staylor's potential, and completely stereotyped on my part out of CP brotherly love, exposure to some Golden Gloves type of boxing throughout his life makes him a matchup problem.

Edge: Staylor

Lol they’ve had a few run-ins over the years haven’t they?

New World Order 04-05-2023 09:40 PM

Staylor survived Fidel Castro.

I think he's going to be just fine.

ThaVirus 04-06-2023 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 16891512)
We really going to let a potential ThaVirus vs Staylor fight slip by us during the offseason?

They're both 2 of my faves so its a tough matchup to breakdown.

What we know:

ThaVirus: Impressive genealogy map, thanks for sharing. Plus he seems young and spry and I seem to remember him saying that he jogs to the gym for his workouts, or that may have been Silock. I also seem to recall that he was once dating a Black woman pushing to start a family so you know he can hold his own under pressure.

Staylor: A 6'3" 2 hundy Cuban. A natural fire in his belly and is an obvious Sean Taylor fan who was a real one himself. Little else is known but I'd offer up the speculation that at some point in his life he's had a pair of Cuban flag painted mini boxing gloves hanging from a rearview in something like a Maxima or lifted Jeep.

Analysis:

ThaVirus, while young, fit and eager, unless he has some Puerto Rican hiding in him somewhere, Staylor's potential, and completely stereotyped on my part out of CP brotherly love, exposure to some Golden Gloves type of boxing throughout his life makes him a matchup problem.

Edge: Staylor

Wow, wtf! The betrayal!

This is ****ing hilarious, though LMAO

ThaVirus 04-06-2023 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by New World Order (Post 16891735)
Staylor survived Fidel Castro.

I think he's going to be just fine.

Damn, did he? I feel like he’s second generation so I don’t think he gets that communism boost. Plus he works in the Keys. There’s nothing rough about the Keys. There’s just a bunch of rich yuppies out there….. then again, the dude did survive the brutal Florida heat when he accidentally locked himself in the Brinks truck for a few hours.

Maybe Staylor do got dat DAWG in ‘im..

He does a lot of barking. He’s either a bitch ass Chihuahua or a Rottweiler. There is no in between.

BleedingRed 04-06-2023 08:53 AM

Yo I'm putting money on the underdog in that fight, I think Virus is going to cover the spread.

ThaVirus 04-06-2023 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BleedingRed (Post 16892042)
Yo I'm putting money on the underdog in that fight, I think Virus is going to cover the spread.

YES!!

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Pablo 04-06-2023 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 16892035)
Damn, did he? I feel like he’s second generation so I don’t think he gets that communism boost. Plus he works in the Keys. There’s nothing rough about the Keys. There’s just a bunch of rich yuppies out there….. then again, the dude did survive the brutal Florida heat when he accidentally locked himself in the Brinks truck for a few hours.

Maybe Staylor do got dat DAWG in ‘im..

He does a lot of barking. He’s either a bitch ass Chihuahua or a Rottweiler. There is no in between.

LMAO

The truck story is what always comes to mind for me

The Franchise 04-06-2023 09:38 AM

How did I miss a brinks truck story? Where the hell is that at?

staylor26 04-06-2023 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Franchise (Post 16892109)
How did I miss a brinks truck story? Where the hell is that at?

Lol I posted a thread about it when it happened. It's not a brinks truck. It was one of my own armored courier service trucks.

I had a box of coin slide to the front of one of my older trucks. When I went in to get it the wind closed the door shut, and that's when I discovered that the inside handle to the back doors was broke. I had to beat on the back door until somebody heard me so I could tell them to go into the bank and get somebody. The fire department had to come and break the bullet proof windows to the front compartment to let me out the back.

htismaqe 04-06-2023 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by staylor26 (Post 16892134)
Lol I posted a thread about it when it happened. It's not a brinks truck. It was one of my own armored courier service trucks.

I had a box of coin slide to the front of one of my older trucks. When I went in to get it the wind closed the door shut, and that's when I discovered that the inside handle to the back doors was broke. I had to beat on the back door until somebody heard me so I could tell them to go into the bank and get somebody. The fire department had to come and break the bullet proof windows to the front compartment to let me out the back.

ROFL

Titty Meat 04-06-2023 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BleedingRed (Post 16892042)
Yo I'm putting money on the underdog in that fight, I think Virus is going to cover the spread.

Sometimes I think me being an alpha intimidates you and affects the way in which you communicate with me

ThaVirus 04-06-2023 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by staylor26 (Post 16892134)
Lol I posted a thread about it when it happened. It's not a brinks truck. It was one of my own armored courier service trucks.

I had a box of coin slide to the front of one of my older trucks. When I went in to get it the wind closed the door shut, and that's when I discovered that the inside handle to the back doors was broke. I had to beat on the back door until somebody heard me so I could tell them to go into the bank and get somebody. The fire department had to come and break the bullet proof windows to the front compartment to let me out the back.

ROFL Oh, man, I'm sorry. I'm glad you're still with us but that is great.

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Pepe Silvia 04-06-2023 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 16892103)

Cush Lash.


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