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Perineum Ripper

08-19-2014 03:18 PM

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I found your soul mate..you guys were made for each other

Pasta Little Brioni

08-19-2014 07:21 PM

She wouldn't even **** this douche.

PunkinDrublic

08-20-2014 09:28 PM

I can't believe I've ignored this thead. I need an update. Did you get a little stink on the old hang low or what?

NewChief

08-20-2014 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by PunkinDrublic (Post 10836895)

I can't believe I've ignored this thead. I need an update. Did you get a little stink on the old hang low or what?

He's been too busy measuring his chin to get laid.

xztop123

08-23-2014 09:05 AM

So all I need to do is stop taking selfies and I'll start bedding 2 new girls a month?

redfan

08-23-2014 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10842489)

So all I need to do is stop taking selfies and I'll start bedding 2 new girls a month?

Extremely doubtful.

srvy	08-23-2014 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10842489)

So all I need to do is stop taking selfies and I'll start bedding 2 new girls a month?

Bit of advice if you are real.

Don't be a douche just relax be yourself and let nature take its course.

If all that fails buy a blow up doll.

xztop123

08-23-2014 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by srvy (Post 10842719)

Bit of advice if you are real.

Don't be a douche just relax be yourself and let nature take its course.

If all that fails buy a blow up doll.

So can I wear hats to cover up my balding?

hometeam

08-23-2014 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10842743)

So can I wear hats to cover up my balding?

I say keep making excuses about how you look, maybe that'll work for ya.

xztop123

08-23-2014 10:58 AM

Not making excuses, you guys have to keep in mind that i've been on like 50-100 dates in the past 2 years... it's an insane amount of dates

Im like a ****ing borderline expert on this in some regards... even if im an idiot the human brain picks up on stuff when this is all you do

xztop123

08-23-2014 10:59 AM

An excuse, by definition is a reason NOT TO do something.

I will be out all day, today, hitting on girls

Don Corlemahomes

08-23-2014 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10842743)

So can I wear hats to cover up my balding?

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Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 10842753)

I say keep making excuses about how you look, maybe that'll work for ya.

Yeah, this ****in' guy has an abortion of a tattoo across his entire pale chest and he finds a way to get laid.

Must be the chin.

redfan

08-23-2014 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 10842753)

I say keep making excuses about how you look, maybe that'll work for ya.

This is a plan worth developing. Thread burst regained?

hometeam

08-23-2014 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10842758)

Yea you seem like an expert on the subject, care to teach us how to get laid?

hometeam

08-23-2014 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist (Post 10842760)

Yeah, this ****in' guy has an abortion of a tattoo across his entire pale chest and he finds a way to get laid.

Must be the chin.

No ****ing shit.

TBH, OP is about as good looking as me, which is not a compliment or a shot, its just average.

And I have bedded more girls than I can count.

I mean, I'm no expert or anything, so it must be the chin~

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