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Chiefs=Champions 06-30-2009 07:53 PM
Go Clay Go! USE THE FORCE!!!

Hammock Parties 06-30-2009 07:54 PM
Gonna take a shower. IT'S GETTIN WET ONE WAY OR THE OTHER!

JOhn 06-30-2009 07:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 5873943)
if he gets nervous and can't get it up that would be epic fail
ROFLROFL

Hammock Parties 06-30-2009 08:08 PM
"U can stay as long as you want to."

WHEN DOES THE STAY BEGIN BITCH?

CHRIST!

sedated 06-30-2009 08:08 PM
"I think he might be fooling us all, though."

"Really?"

"I actually think he might be, like, some genius and this is like some big, like, hilarious...like he's bored at work and he just wanted to kick up some shit. So he told us all he's a virgin."

"He might be an idiot savant, but he's not clever enough to go that deep."

<img src="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/10/05/virgin_wideweb__430x309,0.jpg">

Donger 06-30-2009 08:09 PM
CP's Old Faithful.

Hammock Parties 06-30-2009 08:09 PM
Who were you conversing with? ROFL

Donger 06-30-2009 08:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5873961)
Gonna take a shower. IT'S GETTIN WET ONE WAY OR THE OTHER!
Did you procure "love juice"?

Hammock Parties 06-30-2009 08:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5874010)
CP's Old Faithful.
THE NIGHT IS STILL YOUNG MOTHER****ER :cuss:

Donger 06-30-2009 08:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5874014)
THE NIGHT IS STILL YOUNG MOTHER****ER :cuss:
Not really. Is it not 9:11 CDT?

Hammock Parties 06-30-2009 08:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5874018)
Not really. Is it not 9:11 CDT?
First pitch moved back to 10 PM CDT

Donger 06-30-2009 08:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5874019)
First pitch moved back to 10 PM CDT
You poor thing.

Sure-Oz 06-30-2009 08:17 PM
Watch, she'll say she wants to go to a downtown hotel at 11pm instead, better check the traffic updates

Hammock Parties 06-30-2009 08:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 5874031)
Watch, she'll say she wants to go to a downtown hotel at 11pm instead, better check the traffic updates
No ****ing way.

I just looked at her house on google street view. It's in a nice neighborhood. Reminds of my digs in Dallas.

Donger 06-30-2009 08:21 PM
Michael Jackson has a better chance at getting his carrot wet tonight.

And he's dead.

And Macaulay Culkin isn't horny.


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