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Mr. Flopnuts 06-30-2009 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5873668)
I didn't tell the first guy I slept with I was a virgin either. Somehow, he kinda figured it out.
It'll be too late by the time she figures it out. I suggest telling her after you give her a facial.

Kyle DeLexus 06-30-2009 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5873660)
I get the sense she would be into it. Most of the older ladies are. But I'm not taking any chances. If I have to piss her off to do it, SO BE IT.
Just do like on grandma's boy and confess after when your laying in bed.....wear a condom.

Delano 06-30-2009 05:49 PM
Clayton, have you been ****ing the slit between your box spring and mattress for practice?

Mr. Flopnuts 06-30-2009 05:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5873675)
Clayton, have you been ****ing the slit between your box spring and mattress for practice?
Better yet, dry hump a feather down pillow.

Hammock Parties 06-30-2009 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus (Post 5873674)
Just do like on grandma's boy and confess after when your laying in bed.....wear a condom.
I might tell her afterwards, yes.

On IM. Or perhaps text. Like a knife in the dark.

Hammock Parties 06-30-2009 05:51 PM
"hey" she texts

Let's see what has gone awry. I am destined to FAIL you know.

Delano 06-30-2009 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5873685)
"hey" she texts

Let's see what has gone awry. I am destined to FAIL you know.
Don't take no for an answer, pussy.

Mr. Flopnuts 06-30-2009 05:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5873685)
"hey" she texts

Let's see what has gone awry. I am destined to FAIL you know.
Are you ****ing kidding me?

Hammock Parties 06-30-2009 05:54 PM
NOPE

"Everything still good?"

SHE WANTS IT

T-MINUS 2 HRS

GENTLEMEN START YOUR CELL PHONES

Mr. Flopnuts 06-30-2009 05:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5873687)
Don't take no for an answer, pussy.
This. If she says she's busy tell her the time is now.

Mr. Flopnuts 06-30-2009 05:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5873692)
NOPE

"Everything still good?"

SHE WANTS IT

T-MINUS 2 HRS

GENTLEMEN START YOUR CELL PHONES
YES!!!!!! Text me first ****er.

Hammock Parties 06-30-2009 05:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5873687)
Don't take no for an answer, pussy.
When a door closes....

**** THE KEYHOLE

Delano 06-30-2009 05:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5873685)
"hey" she texts

Let's see what has gone awry. I am destined to FAIL you know.
'hey .. my husband and me are back together

sorry looser'

Hammock Parties 06-30-2009 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5873695)
YES!!!!!! Text me first ****er.
It'll be a race between you and sedated. And luv. Simply Red will get a text, too, but he has no PC at home.

Too bad I can't text from my mind, like Neo.

Delano 06-30-2009 05:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5873692)
NOPE

"Everything still good?"

SHE WANTS IT

T-MINUS 2 HRS

GENTLEMEN START YOUR CELL PHONES
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