Just stating the facts. I'm not buying her dinner.

I have made my guess of GoChiefs' excuse in the form of a rep comment to Tribal Warfare.

Might as well go on the record publicly.

I think he'll get nervous, and his shit won't work. To cover this, he'll claim that he only wanted a hummer.

Or

The cougar will realize pretty quickly that she's dealing with an absolute amateur and show him the door after checking her battery supply.

I think he's getting his dick wet tonight. It'll last 30 seconds and she'll kick him out, but he's tappin booty today.

I'm not giving him any ideas for excuses.

Does she know she's bringing over an amateur?

Clayton, I'll be praying for your success. Praying to our lord, Jehovah.

I think he's getting his dick wet, too.






When he showers.

No, she's a nice cougar. And after she blows me, and I blow from that, I bet I last at LEAST five minutes after the first actual act of penetration.

BANK ON IT!

She has no clue. It's best that way.

MASSIVE MEMBER FLOAT

TO THE HEAVEEEEEEEEEEENS

LMAO Nice.

Well, honestly this can go one of two ways. When I lost my virginity I was so ****ing nervous I couldn't come. Of course, it could've been the Wooly Mammoth underneath me too, but I prefer to look back on it as virgin anxiety. Hope for that.

I get the sense she would be into it. Most of the older ladies are. But I'm not taking any chances. If I have to piss her off to do it, SO BE IT.

I didn't tell the first guy I slept with I was a virgin either. Somehow, he kinda figured it out.

She'll know soon.