The effing Colts are a disgrace! They always screw us my entire life!

It's unhealthy to hate a team so much you want your own team to lose.

you can fap to that all offseason!

Cincinnati Bengals, Quarterback, 2020 - Present

• Forced to engineer 3 game winning drives in a single game

Interviewer: And here, where you said you were "forced to engineer," do you just mean you did your job?

Burrow:

https://i.imgur.com/kU4ziWR.png

The Mayor of Cincy and the rest of the Reerun losers in that Third World shithole city need to spend the entire upcoming week begging the Chiefs to play hard vs Denver to let them into the playoffs.

Your playoff hopes rely on Carson + Carson (Wentz and Steele), Bungholes fans.

Good luck.

I'm calling BS. Burrow would never wear something that hideous.

Only because it’s not a playoff game.

Well, I can't photoshop something he'd wear, because as soon as he wears it, he'd no longer wear it ever again.... and even guessing would be silly, because sure I could dress him in an 80s Polaroid VHS box, but it wouldn't be something Burrow wears until he wears it.

Schrödinger's outfit... it's both something no person on earth would ever be caught dead wearing and something Joe Burrow would make fashionably awesome for that 10 second walk, but you won't know which it is until he's entering an NFL stadium on game day.

That's what he wore to the game yesterday

Wait for it...

Joe is getting that pink teddy bear shirt ready.

he's going to wear a pink thong in cancun in about 10 days

I would say if DEN wins it means nothing but it would come at our expense. This is an odd feeling.

Edit: Actually the Dolphins are now in the same position Indy was. Bengals have a slim chance, not as good as I thought originally.

This gonna be funny when kc wins with our backups only for Miami to win and Cincy to lose.