I tell my kids all the time that English is a stupid language. I'd mention some weird thing, and they're like "why the heck is that?" "Because English is stupid."

The list is endless.


PLURALS
more than one goose are geese
more than one moose are....moose


louse become lice
mouse become mice
house becomes houses


TENSE

pay becomes paid
lay becomes laid
bay (as in at the moon) becomes bayed
stay becomes stayed


and on and on it goes.

That's no chicken, that's The Dude, or his Dudeness, or Duderino if you'r not into that brevity thing.

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So much off the wall, just scroll and lol.

Occasional NFSW

for example



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wow, dumb and dumber.

Don't do drugs.

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Wow, makes the two bikini chicks riding a bicycle with a loaded shotgun look intelligent.

too fat /omaha

well hell.....I probably would. :( /frankotank

LMAO

epic fail....well....it's EPIC

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