The chiefs have failed to produce anything short of the shit i took this morning. It is pathetic to watch them near miss/ **** up the playoffs every year. Give the fans a damn break, win or fold. Draft Jarrett, start croyle, and build an Oline, you have a team. Kiss my ass, go chiefs, and god bless america

Guy starves to death in NY City hospital after workers lose his dentures

Saudi couple forced to divorce after the bride's family gets a court ruling saying that he was not prestigious enough to marry her. Too bad Britney's family didn't think to get a similar ruling for Federline

Cat put on anti-depressants after being bullied by other cats. What a pussy

Zing!

McDonald's tops Starbucks in Consumer Reports coffee taste test. Not sure if that says more about the quality of the coffee or the standards of McMericans

Not news: High school student arrested for confronting students in lunchroom. News: He was tasered twice. Fark: He was running around naked and covered in grape-seed oil

Sam Hall, are you post whoring, or just trying to break 1,000 tonight?

IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING
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California Sports Hall of Fame kills O.J. Simpson's chance for induction

21 more!

this is for entertainment purposes only

any movie recommendations?

post-whoring at it's most shameless

Don't hold your breath waiting for a new thread celebrating my 1,000 post.