Wonder if Chase knows who the KC defensive backs are now…

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Chiefs have 4 Lombardis. Bengals have 0.

Jamar will never win a title and just had to eat shit watching the Chiefs win a 3rd lol

That's ok. I'll console myself with my massive ****ing oversized cock. You know, someting i can actually hold in my hands, bitch.

You’re on ChiefsPlanet. Having a massive dick is a requirement.

I had to meet Billay in a back alley for inspection when I signed up. I assume everyone else had to also.

my heart belongs to joe but my ass belongs to mahomes

Impressive....

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Big.Black.Cock.

Titty Meat just came.

Looks like she's playing with the cock in his armpit.

Does it also fill you with hope when you first look at it but ultimately leaves you feeling limp and betrayed?

Wood/would.

"This guy had as many rings as I do..."

I call it Frankenstein.

"With this finger, I can put it in my butt and break Joe Exotic with the smell."

I'm sure you make him very happy

If they hated us before then they really hate us now.

Will Glass Joe get injured before or during the season this year?

We're all wondering how Burroke will hold up

Good, **** ‘em.

Did you also run a 4.3 40 yard dash in high school? If not, a big cock by itself doesnt hold any weight here because we all have 10 inch wangs.

When she loses the 200 extra pounds or now?

I weighed 250 and had the fat strategically sucked out to look hot. Just like Joe's fans does to his 4th quarter stats

Present it.

Is this the thread to post up OLD. DIPSHIT. TAKES?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This is what I believe will ultimately separate Joe Burrow from Patrick Mahomes. <br><br>Mahomes is otherworldly gifted, but Burrow has the acumen we haven’t seen since Brady and plays the game at that cerebral a level. In playoffs, where mistakes are magnified, can be difference maker <a href="https://t.co/6cUJWEhnW0">https://t.co/6cUJWEhnW0</a></p>&mdash; Matt Lombardo �� (@MattLombardoNFL) <a href="https://twitter.com/MattLombardoNFL/status/1489267276285194241?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 3, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Burrow isn't cool. He's not smarter than Mahomes. He's very good and better than 99% of NFL QBs. But he's not "more cerebral" in any way, shape, or form.

There IS one thing he's demonstrably better at than Mahomes, however: Breaking apart in midair

The idea that Mahomes, Burrow, and Allen were all going to win several titles was always ridiculous. That isn’t the NFL.

There’s always a dynasty with an otherworldly successful QB then a bunch of other QBs who win 1-2 titles each.

In all likelihood, Mahomes will win like 5 Super Bowls and Burrow/Allen/Jackson/etc will be lucky to win 1 each. One of them might get 2.

In the 4th quarter Mahomes balls out and wins the SB's with less talent on offense than any other team. Joe shits himself and loses with a loaded talented team. That's what separates them.

Who threw 2 picks last year in the champ game? Where was his acumen then?

Against a secondary consisting of mostly rookies.

He's probably down at Best Buy picking out a new TV.

4.2 and i high jumped 8' 1/2" but i was just ****ing around at the time so it's not in any newspaper or anything.

Same here, except mine are in a different order.

Dick: 4.2
High jump: 10”
40 time: 8.5

Be jealous. I am an Alpha Male.

Yes he is.

ROFL

Did you see DJ's Left Nut's takedown of Frank Clark homers, who when forced to look at Frank's lack of production square in the face, came up with "He sets the edge!"

Well, Burrow is a smarter QB just like how Frank Clark sets the edge.

You missed that by a mile.

Burrow has taken shit show of a franchise (before he got here) right to 2 AFCCGs and a SB behind a shit show of offensive lines, immediately after he got here and proceeded to blow up his knee, all the while, staying right at the top statistically with the best in the game. He's proven through testing to process and trigger quicker than anyone and he has + accuracy.

No QB in history get to do everything the best. Not even Mahomes.

Burrow has done it without the best FO, HC and a Hall of Fame player by his side.

Blah, Blah, Blah

“Not fair that Mahomes gets to be the best at every single skill set! He’s gotta share!”

And that means he's smarter... how? Does he retain knowledge as well as Mahomes (photographic memory)? Does he identify defensive weaknesses pre-snap and during the play as quickly as Mahomes? Has he demonstrated the ability to endure the roster churn when it comes to his favorite receiving targets and still come out ahead?

All of that shit has to do with being smart, and there's no evidence that Burrow is better at that kind of thing than Mahomes.

Jake Browning says any JAG QB can move the ball with those receivers.

Do you have proof, because Alex Smith is smarter than both and it still didn't matter.

You're in the wrong thread, hombre. Buffalo seasom is over there.

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Just to be fair, the league will make the Chiefs start from 10 down every game.

That could clearly be the worst thing to happen to them. (The other teams)

:D

I'm not sure what QB you're watching. Mahomes footwork can be bad. His drops are inconsistent. He holds the ball longer than he needs to, a lot. If you actually think Mahomes reads a defense better than Burrow, pre or post snap and processes quicker, you need to reLrnfootball.

"No evidence" other than this.

Trigger Time
Now, I only just started looking at the idea of “trigger time” last year, but I think it might be the most important of the three metrics covered in this analysis. Again, this is measuring the amount of time it takes a QB to start their throwing motion after they’ve locked on a target. This provides insight into how a quarterback sees the field and how quickly they process information. Additionally, the less time a QB stares down their target before a throw, the less time a DB has to react to the pass. And it’s this trait that makes Joe Burrow absolutely special.

https://medium.com/@thetim_dix/nfl-d...m-b69abd897399
There's a hell of a lot more out there than this but i'm at work right now.

Mahomes is smart, has a stong arm, is very elusive and knows right where everyone is supposed to be and studies film to identify pressure and coverages well. He's not as smart, nor as good at reading a defense pre and post snap, as Burrow is. It's an undeniable fact.

Bungholes fans on Twitter are a special level of Reerun.

Their latest spin is that Mahomes supposedly has more weapons than Burrow.

Burrow has had the best group of WR’s in the NFL the past three years. LMAO

ROFL

We’ve now arrived at a place where opposing teams’ fans are left to argue that their QB can best Mahomes at certain traits and I’m here for it!

Absolutely special and getting the ball out quickly.

Takes a million sacks.

Uh huh. Riiiiiiiiiiight

The Chiefs winning a 3rd SB is absolutely eating Bengals fans alive. I've seen more crap posted from them on social media in the last week that I have in 3 years. You can tell they were absolutely sure SF would win last weekend and they had all their online narratives all planned out. The Chiefs winning destroyed that so now they are here just trotting out basic opinions(hair-splitting) and acting like they what they are saying is 100% Gospel truth. They honestly need to shut the F up and respect their league's Champion.

Watch 2019-2020 Mahomes when he had <20 sacks in entire seasons, seems like a better comparison to Burrow and his two WR1s, as opposed to now.

And that article is looking at Burrow at LSU, no? :spock:

The butt-hurt on Social Media has been fantastic - especially TikTok ROFL

It was the QBs coming out in the 2020 draft.

Last year we beat the Bengals with 4 of our top 6 receivers out and Mahomes throwing to guys that were essentially practice squad players. This year we doubled down on it and played the entire season with those receivers and still won the Super Bowl.

You forgot the hopping around on one leg part, too.

If Joe could stay healthy for an entire season we’d be in real trouble!

Good thing he can’t do that

LMAO... Burrow gets the ball against the Niners in regulation liek Mahomes he's not tying the game, and definitely not winning it in OT. He's had his chances to do that and failed many times. Oh, and don't say the 2021 AFCCG, the one where the ball bounced off of Tyreek in OT and you kicked a FG...

To a bengals fan being 3-1 versus Mahomes means as much to as the Chiefs being 3-1 in the SUPER BOWL means to a Chiefs fan. It’s first thing on Burrows resume.

Their entire argument that Burrow is better than Mahomes rest entirely on the Burrows record against him. That alone should tell you who the better qb is. Because why would Burrows record against Mahomes matter so much if Mahomes wasn’t the best qb in the league?

Baker is 3-1 against Burrow. So that destroys their entire head to head argument.

A healthy Joe vs our defense this last season? We still win "hands down".:thumb:

Burrow's intelligence by quarter of the game

https://i.imgur.com/Dj6NaFh.jpg

The same way Nick Sirianni "led" the Eagles to a SB.

Defense
PK
WR
Burrow

In that order, the keys to Cincy's fluke run.

Let's see. He was healthy and shit his pants in the SB. He was healthy and shit his pants at Arrowhead.

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Tua has been healthier in his NFL career than Joe Burrow.

Let that sink in.

I believe the scientific term is "brokedick"

What a terrible take.

He deserves to be shamed until the heat death of the universe.

He went waaaay further than that:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="zxx" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/7So7g3e0Db">https://t.co/7So7g3e0Db</a></p>&mdash; Matt Lombardo �� (@MattLombardoNFL) <a href="https://twitter.com/MattLombardoNFL/status/1489730517251543042?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 4, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Burrow knocked this guys tonsils down his throat. LMAO

A lot of great comments on that tweet link. Lot of Chiefs fans were dead-on correct.

Mahomes was carried by his defense this year. From what i've read on ChiefsPlanet, that doesn't count.

Oh you must be referring to when Joe was carried by his defense but still came up big in clutch moments leading his team to a title. Oh wait.... :deevee:

I think a more correct way of describing it is: Mahomes realized he could rely on his defense and didn't need to put on his super-hero cape every game.

BURROWHEAD: Bengals talking a lot of sh1ttttt
 

Mahomes had more TD passes in OT of this most recent Super Bowl than Burrow has in his ENTIRE post season career in the fourth quarter.

Unlike floral suit boy, Mahomes has nothing left to prove. It's okay if he leans on his defense a bit in 1 season out of 6.

And if he had Chase/Higgins/Boyd, rather than a bunch of dudes who don't run proper routes or catch the ball, I don't think he'd be leaning on the D much. :)

LMAO Embarrassing.

If I knew how to Twitter, I’d hit him with a “this you?”