It was on its way to the Hall of Classics. Not only has it lost its burst but a place in the creme le creme is in jeopardy now.

Have you people not been paying attention to the last 100 posts?

This ****er's back.

This thread sucks

I'm not sure I get the last sentence of the roast of JDiddy... in fact, I'm pretty sure I don't. This is probably due to my low CP self-awareness. Am I considered to be part of the late night crew? Because it would make sense... I do post late at night a lot. I just want to know if I've unknowingly been part of a crew....and if so, who are my crew members? And if I am part of a crew, what can I do to take care of this loch Ness monster or Sasquatch that is more than likely responsible for the random, unexplained disappearances of my fellow crew members?

Ain't nobody gon **** wit mah crew, y'all.

Wanna save the night crew? It's real simple. You're gonna have to play a CP style Dirty Deeds game in which you complete 5 dares in a 48 hour period.

1. Mow Badgirl's lawn.
2. Read every Deberg and Inmem thread ever posted.
3. Sit down with Inmem for a meal of Mac n Cheese topped with Ketchup.
4. Spend 6 hours listening to BigRedChief humble brag about how great of a person he is.
5. Have sex with Direckshun's whore of a mother.

You suck. For real.

While you both watch Alex Smith sign a mega contract with the Chiefs in 1080p.

I think this is doable. I've already completed most of #2 and #4 and have completed all of #5.

Oh man.... That's a new spin on #3... I would probably end up regurgitating my mac and cheese. Imnem and I would be vomiting ketchup smothered mac and cheese all over the place. Then you guys would all get sick watching the video of it.

2 guys, 1 cup of mac'n'cheez'n'ketchup.

Back from the grave and HOF bound. The best names are yet to come.

You just treat her like a ****ing lady, and we'll have no problems.

Go fist your sister

Haha, yup.

No worries, D. I'll treat her like one of those Boyz 2 Men dudes sing about treating their ladies.

J Diddy is good people. Nice roast SNR.

That's a good band name

SisterFister

Or you could have a Twisted Sister cover band with a name like Fisted Sister or Cysted Fister. I wonder how many cysted fisters we have posting on this board...

she is gonna take it
yeah
she's gonna take it
she is gonna take it.....whatawhoooorreee

LMAO

Was J Diddy with the group of us that raped house in GTA 5 online? I remember some people here doing some stuff but can't remember who was playing.

:popcorn:

butthurt

opening act.....
Uncle ****er!

lol @ the dualing buttholes @ 1:13
NSFW!
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Still not on the list

We got names today? Will we see a roast?

He has names not sure if a roast is for dinner

60. gblowfish

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Ten Things About Today's Roast

10. Having a moral center and a sense of ethics is good. Taking up a cause in the name of that sense of ethics is good. Posting annoying shit about a baby deer that got shot in the mouth at a cemetery is bad.

9. I think I've heard gblowfish threaten to cancel his season tickets like 84 times now. As far as I know, he still hasn't done it yet.

8. Did you guys hear about that weird lady in Michigan that passed out dildos to children on Halloween?!

7. Consider gblowfish CP's own PSA-generator. Remember to stay safe, be kind to animals, and conserve water. That's right, conserve water. If it's brown, flush it down, but if it's yellow, it's mellow.

6. Have you ever been told by a Chiefs head coach via sign language to go **** yourself. If not, try being a smarmy annoying old fart, and you too can live the dream!

5. Just so you know, this Sunday it's the 112th Anniversary of the time Billy the Kid took a shit in the St. Joseph mayor's mouth. Reflect, remember, and learn from this national tragedy. It's NEVER okay to shit in somebody's mouth!

4. Update: Gblowfish and his wife were sitting on the porch when another stray cat wandered up to them. They gave the cat some food, and what do you know? THE CAT ****ING CAME BACK!

3. Gblowfish is actually a pretty good football poster. He's good at being critical of the Chiefs while maintaining a sense of perspective about the culture of Chiefs fans. You could say he's the ambassador of BigChiefDave and the other fatass mulletheads in the true fan gif to the harsh sharp-tongued posters on Chiefs Planet.

2. What the flying **** is gblowfish's avatar? Something from one of those claymation Christmas specials from the 1940s? Christ, that thing could be the focal point of a David Bowie music video.

1. Okay, we can give gblowfish a lot of sass about the shit that he posts. But we should be more considerate. Cats don't make very responsive conversation partners, so when your old retired ass hangs out on Chiefs Planet all day, it's sometimes tough to gauge what humans talk about.

LMAO

Ask and ye shall receive.

Nicely done. Love the ten things concept.

Gus.

Tory's playhouse.

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Nice one! 10 things of awesomeness!!

That's good shit.

george blowfish roast for student body president!

I thought he hasn't grown up from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.

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George is way too high on this list. His in season 10 things is about all the levity we get after major beatdowns.

Ol Gus and Tory rocked. I got to be on their show once. My mom constantly wrote in to get me on Whizzo and Tory and Romper Room. It was kind fun actually...

LMAO

Very nice.

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Then the midgets...

Update the ****ing OP, please.

He's trying, but even he can't find all the roasts in this cesspool of random posts ....

It would help if he would get with the times and own a goddamn computer instead of relying on his damn phone when not at work

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Yeah, PGM..... Get your wiener out of the piss jug and just do it. I know it's the way of the road and all, but learn to prioripate.

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Ridiculous! Just completely ridiculous!

I like this one a lot.

Positive reputation points! (Whenever I get to a laptop...phone doesn't let me do that for whatever reason).

Have one. Not home to update at the moment though sorry.

ROFL why you hating on me then?

When your name comes up on the list, PGM, you're gonna get a faceful of Lemon Party and Tubgirl.

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Haha, it's ok.

Have you been not home since 06-14-2014 at 01:57 PM???

Hmm? :hmmm:

Downtime at work Colombo

Did cosmo get roasted?

59. lcarus

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I've mentioned before how much lcarus sucks for his name. So we'll just leave things at that.

lcarus is one of the more easygoing posters out there. He reminds me of a younger keg in kc, complete with relationship problems, nerd obsessions, and a healthy dose of self-deprecating humor when it comes to his weight.

He's willing to try anything once-- feet, looning, weird doughnut flavors, you name it.

And he takes it all in stride. You can't make fun of this guy. He'll make any joke about himself hurt twice as hard before you even have a chance to crack about his old Ecto Cooler avatar. That's kind of shitty, but it also commands respect. For all we know he could be really into having sex with paraplegics, and as long as he still had his sense of humor, nobody would even bother giving him shit. In fact, go ahead and add it to the list and see what happens.

Nah, we can't do that. That's not fair to just make shit up about lcarus and then attach that label to him.

I'm pretty sure lcarus isn't very adventurous when it comes to odd flavors of doughnuts.

Wait the I is actually a lowercase L?

Stunning, isn't it?

I like him a little less now, honestly.

The listmaker says he now regrets putting him on the list

Ban his ass

At the very least his name should be changed to have the uppercase "i" at the beginning. It would still look the same of course, but I'd feel much better about him both as a board member and being placed on the list.

Definitely not worthy of ecto cooler

Seriously though, Why the **** did they get rid of the ecto cooler?

l bet it was garbage and nostalgia is taking place.

Nonsense. Shit was bomb.

Send me a case to prove it :)

You're dangerously close to not making the list.

Teh listmaker!

I do think I've narrowed it down to a couple of guys. I'm probably way off, though.

I'm telling you. It's ****ing Hootie.

He's on my short list.

Mine too
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There was a moment last night when I thought sacopoo might be hootie.

No
****ing
Way
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If it is indeed Hootie, I'll be interested in seeing how my roast has changed.


That's if I even made the list.

**** Hootie

I was gonna mention something similar to this.

Does anybody think any big names could be left off based on who the listmaker is and who he/she had feuds with?

Hootie DOES ****ing hate you. This is true.

This changes everything...

Hootie is much more enjoyable to read. Sac is miserable.

I'm in the camp of people who like hootie. The dude has a ton of detractors, though.

Who actually knows who the listmaker is? Just PGM? I've had my suspicions of Clay and Simply Red. I don't think I would be included on a top 100 list made by Hootie. If Sorter isn't on the list, that would be a GLARING sign that the listmaker is indeed, Hootie. When he had Sorter ranked so low last year and based the whole roast on .gigs/Boxxxy and everyone disagreed with him..I dunno, it almost seemed like he was getting off on everyone's reactions to Sorter's low ranking...I think he enjoyed ruffling feathers on that one... so I could see him pushing it a step further by not including Sorter at all.