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Donger 04-30-2021 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 15653808)
Ricky Fowler, plow her.

luv 04-30-2021 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Tonka83 (Post 15653740)
By the age of 5, the boy the boy was reading the bible and chopping wood for the fire. Despite the father's harsh character, the boy loved him and thought of him as his true father.
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luv 04-30-2021 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Tonka83 (Post 15653740)
By the age of seven the father raped him three times. The boy ran away. He survived four days in the desert by eating cactus and scorpions. He was finally found by a drug cartel boss, who took the boy in. Mr. Sanchez was his name, and he was immediately impressed by the boys intelligence and grown up attitude. Mr. Sanchez provided the boy with an education at a private prep school and a nice house.
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luv 04-30-2021 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Tonka83 (Post 15653740)
The boy had sex for the first time when he was 12, the next year he graduated high school. He was the school's star running back. The boy was lost, although he liked Mr. Sanchez, he never thought of him as his father. The boy went to India, were he became a spiritual leader of a large tribe of farmers. With his power he turned the several plots that each tribe member had into a large corporate farm and became a millionaire. His assets grew as he bought into other successful start ups. He often got ahead in business with his great leadership abilities, but once in a while he used violence. This was India after all.
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Rain Man 04-30-2021 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 15653761)
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I kind of think that this is the best line in television history.

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luv 04-30-2021 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Tonka83 (Post 15653740)
By the time he was 22, the boy had all the money he would ever need. So he bought a yacht and traveled the world for 10 years. For 10 years he visited every major port, slept with girls from every country imaginable, and tried every drug ever made (by nature and by man).
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LiveSteam 04-30-2021 02:29 PM
Mr. DONGER
What went on in your head?
Oh, Mr. DONGER
Did you talk to the dead?

Your lifestyle to me seems so tragic
With the thrill of it all
You fooled all the people with ? & magic
Yeah, you waited on PATTEEU to call


Mr. Charming
Did you think you were pure?
Mr. Alarming
In nocturnal rapport

Uncovering things that were sacred
Manifest on this Earth

Oh, conceived in the eye of a secret
Yeah, and they scattered the afterbirth

MR.DONGER
Won't you ride my white horse?
Mr. DONGER
It's symbolic, of course

Approaching a time that is classic
I hear that maiden's call
Approaching a time that is drastic
Standing with their backs to the wall
Was it polemically sent?
I wanna know what you meant
I wanna know
I wanna know what you meant.

luv 04-30-2021 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Tonka83 (Post 15653740)
When he was 33, he was walking on a beach in French Guiana when he met a girl of Irish - Native American decent. She bared his seed. It was boy, perfect health. He moved them to Argentina, then London, and eventually Vermont.
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Donger 04-30-2021 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by LiveSteam (Post 15653842)
Mr. DONGER
What went on in your head?
Oh, Mr. DONGER
Did you talk to the dead?

Your lifestyle to me seems so tragic
With the thrill of it all
You fooled all the people with ? & magic
Yeah, you waited on PATTEEU to call


Mr. Charming
Did you think you were pure?
Mr. Alarming
In nocturnal rapport

Uncovering things that were sacred
Manifest on this Earth

Oh, conceived in the eye of a secret
Yeah, and they scattered the afterbirth

MR.DONGER
Won't you ride my white horse?
Mr. DONGER
It's symbolic, of course

Approaching a time that is classic
I hear that maiden's call
Approaching a time that is drastic
Standing with their backs to the wall
Was it polemically sent?
I wanna know what you meant
I wanna know
I wanna know what you meant.
Are those song lyrics?

BigRedChief 04-30-2021 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 15653430)
While I certainly do appreciate the post barrage, it wouldn't hurt ya to toss in a photo of Paige every once in a while now would it? ROFL
It’s been a couple of hundred posts. The Paige is overdue.

luv 04-30-2021 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Tonka83 (Post 15653740)
The man was 45 now, he has seen everything, accomplished everything, tried everything. He skied down the Swiss Alps, been at the North Pole, swam with hammerheads, everything! Yet he has never done one simple thing that we all take for granted every day, he met his father. He never played catch with his father, he never talked about women with his father. He never would.
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luv 04-30-2021 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Tonka83 (Post 15653740)
He died at the age of 63 when his parachute didn?t open when he was base jumping from Dagger Mountain in Washington, USA. Over three thousand people attended his funeral.
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ToxSocks 04-30-2021 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 15653746)
Why also?
Because.

luv 04-30-2021 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Tonka83 (Post 15653740)
I know what you are thinking. How does this story relate to me? Well I want you to go all the way back to the beginning of the story and remember the woman who gave birth to this incredible boy. You are like this woman. You are like this women because you are a whore. And we are ten posts closer to 1000
FYP

luv 04-30-2021 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 15653752)
We would be like 8 posts closer if you had spread that out a bit.
Ten posts. You're welcome. :D


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