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Graystoke 08-19-2014 08:28 AM
This thread needs Mor Selfies

DiaperBoy27 08-19-2014 08:47 AM
Completely off-topic, but what's the best thing to do/say after awkward/bad sex?

hometeam 08-19-2014 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by DiaperBoy27 (Post 10831585)
Completely off-topic, but what's the best thing to do/say after awkward/bad sex?
http://lefthandbrewing.com/wp/wp-con...4/well-bye.jpg

loochy 08-19-2014 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by DiaperBoy27 (Post 10831585)
Completely off-topic, but what's the best thing to do/say after awkward/bad sex?
welp

see ya later

Katipan 08-19-2014 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by DiaperBoy27 (Post 10831585)
Completely off-topic, but what's the best thing to do/say after awkward/bad sex?
Completely depends on why it was so bad...


I'm sorry.
I hope you at least came.
It gets bigger but it's kind of cold.
I'm fine, couldn't even feel it.
It's not blood.
It's not supposed to be blood.
Don't worry, it's blood.
I do.

Dayze 08-19-2014 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10831597)
welp

see ya later
Hey guys...Big gulps huh?
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Well, see ya later.

MagicHef 08-19-2014 10:16 AM
So, I am assuming you have no hobbies or interests other than sleeping with random women.

If you came across a woman at a bar who told you that her main hobby was to fool guys into thinking she was interested in them, get them to buy her a bunch of stuff, and then ditch them without ever sleeping with them, would you buy her a drink? Hopefully not.

Similarly, if you are 100% about just having sex with girls, why would they want to have sex with you?

Be a human and make your life about something. Right now you are a cardboard cutout of a person, which is very uninteresting. Getting a new chin won't change that.

Get a hobby, in other words.

Graystoke 08-19-2014 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by DiaperBoy27 (Post 10831585)
Completely off-topic, but what's the best thing to do/say after awkward/bad sex?
At least you had sex.
How's your chin profile? That's all that counts.

Titty Meat 08-19-2014 10:47 AM
Good chin = sloppy top

srvy 08-19-2014 10:47 AM
I think xztop123 needs to put on a wig and go out with Jim Jones. At least he will get some balls bounced off that weak chin.

Titty Meat 08-19-2014 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10831476)
You have 22 posts on this thread. 10 of them are you begging someone else to expose this guy. A handful of them were similar in intent but didn't exactly fit the parameters of the aforementioned 10. A couple more involved blowing billay.

I think my point is you have enough time to do it yourself.
I'd let him blow me

SAUTO 08-19-2014 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10831855)
I'd let him blow me
goddamn billay that's horrible

loochy 08-19-2014 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10827953)
These are some of the pcis i put on "tinder"

i matched every single girl.. must have been 500-1000 and a lot were fat... right now i have a pathetic 3 matches hahahahaa

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...ps155727eb.png
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...ps5963d4d6.png
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2144888576/h3B73A423/

Titty Meat 08-19-2014 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10831901)
goddamn billay that's horrible
Still getting more than xtop

http://i.imgur.com/GBVJdIW.png

Pasta Little Brioni 08-19-2014 03:16 PM
The pics he stole and threw up look like a poor man's dexter


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