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RealSNR 05-09-2014 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by scott free (Post 10616726)
I bet you're just kidding, but if not, judge this...

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Mouthbreathers who only know how to drink booze and grunt in the weight room don't give a flip about things like this.

My ex-wife was a piano teacher in her spare time, I've seen plenty of good ivory tickling...

Terrible.

If I were his piano teacher, I'd tell him to quit playing flat-wristed. He's got a ton of shoulder tension, too. The dude probably is terrible at his scales outside of the ones that fit the hand well like B and E major.

He's really got to get more of an elastic elbow. He has absolutely no power to his sound. He's playing from the base instead of allowing his weight to distribute sound into the right hand and the melody.

I could also dig at his improvisational choices, but that would take too much time.

Easy 6 05-09-2014 07:50 PM

If I had to guess and kinda just simplify that critique... I would say that his flaws are a mix of being too strong and knowing it - therefore artificially altering his stroke, trying to be delicate/fancy and coming off stiff - and he probably hasn't regularly practiced in a looong time.

Anyway...

GET OFF THE KIDS BACK CURMUDGEON HE'S A MUSICAL PRODIGY/QB SOUL CRUSHING DEMON.

BigCatDaddy 05-09-2014 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10616557)
Total package? Not really. He's a pure pass rusher that struggles in coverage and against the run.

Absolutely a good pick, but not at all a "total package".

How many guys in the NFL do all 3 of those things well?

TheNoob 05-09-2014 08:35 PM

Also how is he terrible in coverage when he wasnt asked to play in coverage? Same thing with Justin Houston

Kaepernick 05-09-2014 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10614212)
Pool of antifreeze that has a garnish of your mother's pubic hairs and the essence of her herpes-laden uterus that spawned the walking filth that is you.

How can you be sure I even have a mother? :hmmm:

Rausch 05-09-2014 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 10617324)
How many guys in the NFL do all 3 of those things well?

Justin Houston...

Rausch 05-09-2014 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaepernick (Post 10617997)
How can you be sure I even have a mother? :hmmm:

Because eggs that aren't fertilized either get flushed or eaten...

Rasputin 05-09-2014 10:47 PM

I bet this guy has moAr sacks his first 8 games than Tyson Jackson had in five seasons with the Chiefs. 9 Sacks.

Well it may take D Ford more than 8 games to get 9 sacks but he will way more disruptive in the backfield and get notice.

I'm putting it out there that Dee Ford will get 9 sacks his first 8 games. Over/Under ?

htismaqe 05-09-2014 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by TheNoob (Post 10617437)
Also how is he terrible in coverage when he wasnt asked to play in coverage? Same thing with Justin Houston

Justin Houston plays in coverage all the time and he's pretty good at it.

RealSNR 05-10-2014 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by scott free (Post 10617043)
If I had to guess and kinda just simplify that critique... I would say that his flaws are a mix of being too strong and knowing it - therefore artificially altering his stroke, trying to be delicate/fancy and coming off stiff - and he probably hasn't regularly practiced in a looong time.

Anyway...

GET OFF THE KIDS BACK CURMUDGEON HE'S A MUSICAL PRODIGY/QB SOUL CRUSHING DEMON.

He articulates very well, I will say that. If he used arm weight more to his advantage, he could have a much easier time using the bounceback of the piano keys to do the staccato for him. The fact that he plays so flat-wristed seems to me that he's doing all that work from fingers. Yes, you need active and energetic fingers to play good staccato, but he's gotta be doing more work than he needs to be doing. It's not efficient playing, which is preventing him from doing some REALLY cool things in his sound, like producing a solid forte with absolutely zero tension in his posture or his arms.

From listening, it appears he's a very intelligent individual who discovered voice leading completely on his own. It's a shame that he hasn't had more formal training, because this guy could have been REALLY good.

htismaqe 05-10-2014 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10618557)
He articulates very well, I will say that. If he used arm weight more to his advantage, he could have a much easier time using the bounceback of the piano keys to do the staccato for him. The fact that he plays so flat-wristed seems to me that he's doing all that work from fingers. Yes, you need active and energetic fingers to play good staccato, but he's gotta be doing more work than he needs to be doing. It's not efficient playing, which is preventing him from doing some REALLY cool things in his sound, like producing a solid forte with absolutely zero tension in his posture or his arms.

From listening, it appears he's a very intelligent individual who discovered voice leading completely on his own. It's a shame that he hasn't had more formal training, because this guy could have been REALLY good.

Dude, you're awesome. Hilarious.

And awesome.

:clap:

BryanBusby 05-10-2014 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by TheNoob (Post 10617437)
Also how is he terrible in coverage when he wasnt asked to play in coverage? Same thing with Justin Houston

Because I'd say it's a pretty safe assumption to predict that a guy that hardly ever dropped into coverage is going to struggle dropping back to cover NFL caliber receivers.

Houston got beat pretty badly in coverage as a rookie.

Easy 6 05-10-2014 12:13 AM

SNR should hook up with my ex, they could talk that talk all night long while boring each others brains out together over American Idol.

RealSNR 05-10-2014 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by scott free (Post 10618582)
SNR should hook up with my ex, they could talk that talk all night long while boring each others brains out together over American Idol.

You had me intrigued until American Idol.

It's probably a good thing you divorced her.

BigCatDaddy 05-10-2014 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10618001)
Justin Houston...

LMAO He isnt covering shit.


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