Oh, I'm incredibly lucky no doubt. I count my blessings every day. She's 10x better as a wife and mother than she is attractive. I couldn't have assembled a better partner Frankenstein style.

yeah you would. i just now finished reading all this. no way i would post pics of my non existent gf on here.

guess i put my foot in my mouth there. good looking wife. lucky man.

Twice? She's getting beat now.

Are you in the doghouse again or is she reading over your shoulder?

If I put together a Frankenstein wife....she'd be lopsided as hell. lol

You were there both times. Or was it only once? WTF?

I may be thinking of one of the times I helped her over IM with some web project.

PS, thanks again for that hat.

Guys: If he has any left I highly recommend them. Best damned hat I've ever owned.

I don't know why he sells himself short. Plus, you should see his calves.

What kind of hat are we talking about here?

I think people get what they give. I usually treat everybody pretty fairly. So, I don't expect abuse. Plus the whole "used to run the site" dynamic is different for me, I suppose. I wouldn't advise everyone to be this careless but it's not like those pics aren't on our own family website or elsewhere around the internet.

Getting back to Kirstie Tynes for a second, one thing synonymous with her name is Penis Pumps.

http://home.actlab.utexas.edu/epheme...mages/pump.jpg

/Thread Killer

You should sue yourself for putting them up there.

CP baseball cap.

Do those really work?

A, ah, friend wants to know.

Anyone ever used a cock pump?

Strange, a, uh, friend of mine wants to know too.