I'm going to go run, then I'll be back. I expect you pu**ies to be here and have some good material for me.

I never said I was going to post pics or stories. This is about the headlines.

ok

Where is Crazy Coffey?

Prison officials in London rearrange the toilets in the joint to keep them from facing Mecca. Allah don't poop

fuck off, n00b

Forty percent of jailed Scottish people committed their crimes under the influence of alcohol. The other 60 percent were passed out

We were all noobs once. I am building a reputation here

The british one was better.

not much of one

fucking postwhore, try putting up something significant

Granny smuggles 214 pounds of marijuana in the trunk of her Pinto to support her out-of-control bingo habit

214 pounds?

Frat brothers -- who paddled pledge till he passed out, then revived him and paddled him some more -- sentenced to prison. "Thank you sir, may I have two years"

Price of beer in Ethiopia skyrocketing. Haven't they suffered enough?

Aussie psychologist says forcing female patient to wear dog collar and call him master was within ethical guidelines