If I FELT like it

I could get this thread to 20,000 posts by July 1st

of course we'd have to archive this one at 10K and start a new one

when I was a young chap

I was sentenced to probation (big surprise) for getting busted with alcohol (big surprise) a few too many times under the age of 21

I went off to school and blew my probation officer off for a few months...

and then I got a drinking ticket

so she revoked my probation

and the judge re-sentenced me to no probation

it was probably the funniest thing that ever happened to me

basically I got a hardass judge the first time around that gave me freaking probation for drinking when I was 19

and the next judge looked at the case and was like "my God that was ridiculous" and just let me go

my lawyer told me that was one of the weirdest things he's ever seen happen

well I definitely posted those last two posts in the wrong thread

How nice of you to show up at the crack of noon, waking up from another hangover I assume.
Boy, I sure wish I could be 30 years old with the stunted social development of an 18 year-old!

at least my drug of choice is alcohol and not black tar heroine

Agreed. Rico is the new "it man" for CP shennanigans.

Now the drag thing makes more sense.

are you guys trying to hurt my feelings? Is that what we're doing here? Because it's working!!!! Oh I mean I don't give a shit. Easy to get those things mixed up.

It's okay. You've been replaced. I suggest that you accept it and move on.

bro

that was probably the most fun I've had in my entire life

I love gay bars

I don't do drugs at all, nor do I drink(something you might want to look in to).

I was up before 7:00am this morning, watering my garden. You know, shit that normal, non-Hootie like folk do.

you're really getting to me Donger

I can't explain to you how deep you're digging

I know.

gee

I don't garden

life is terrible