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DaKCMan AP 06-30-2009 05:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5871873)
Oh joy. We have a DaKC Jr.
Oh please. If anything he's a degenerate, loser, unAwesome wanna-be.

Mile High Mania 06-30-2009 06:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5871792)
Law of averages.

All I got to do is keep pulling the handle on the slot machine and eventually someone else will pull on my handle.
The odds are in your favor, I have the same goal about winning a lottery... I would think your odds of having 'relations' with a live (somewhat attractive) female are a bit better. And, if you act nothing in real life like you do here... you should be a lock to find that willing female on the rebound looking for some action.

Sure-Oz 06-30-2009 07:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5871873)
Oh joy. We have a DaKC Jr.
im sure dan would have the women driving to him not the other way around ;)

DaKCMan AP 06-30-2009 08:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 5872048)
im sure dan would have the women driving to him not the other way around ;)
This weekend - yes. ;)

However, I'll be driving the following weekend. :D

Sure-Oz 06-30-2009 08:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 5872106)
This weekend - yes. ;)

However, I'll be driving the following weekend. :D
ROFL

Mr. Flopnuts 06-30-2009 08:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 5872106)
This weekend - yes. ;)

However, I'll be driving the following weekend. :D
But only because he's a benevolent mutha****a!

ChiTown 06-30-2009 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5871863)
Not necessary. Hot gay models like me don't have to pay for sex with men.
fyp

Hammock Parties 06-30-2009 08:23 AM
This is true. A 58-year old gay film director with a dashing salt-and-pepper beard was hitting on me just yesterday. He was a cool guy, too. I dug him. I bet I could easily get in one of his films if I slept with him.

Phobia 06-30-2009 08:27 AM
While you slept with him.

JOhn 06-30-2009 12:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5871863)
Not necessary. Hot guys like me don't have to pay for sex.
ROFL

Try having sex with somebody, anybody before you make stupid statements like that.
And animals or relatives don't count:shake:

Hammock Parties 06-30-2009 12:26 PM
I am SO having sex tonight.

IT'S ON!

If you're not on Chiefsplanet tonight you may miss something special. STAND BY YOUR CELL PHONES VALIANT TEXT MESSENGERS! THE TIME OF RECKONING IS NIGH!

(PM me your number if you want)

booger 06-30-2009 12:32 PM
just send me a pic

booger 06-30-2009 12:32 PM
pic of the gal not you btw, thanks.

88TG88 06-30-2009 12:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by booger (Post 5872626)
pic of the gal not you btw, thanks.
LMAO

booger 06-30-2009 12:43 PM
somebody bake me a warm apple pie.


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