ChiefsPlanet - I have a date.

At least there's a large gay community in Houston. :shrug: If you choose straight or gay, either way, there are plenty of people to hang out with. But if you're on the fence, it's lonely.

luv	06-27-2009 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 5867475)

At least there's a large gay community in Houston. :shrug: If you choose straight or gay, either way, there are plenty of people to hang out with. But if you're on the fence, it's lonely.

Speaking from experience? :p

JD10367

06-27-2009 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5867476)

Speaking from experience? :p

No, it's too late for me... I'm married. ROFL

Hammock Parties

06-29-2009 09:02 PM

This girl is NOT in my phone. WTF is happening to my life?

http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/3...5c52fc2c66.jpg

(you don't believe me so **** off)

btlook1

06-29-2009 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 5867266)

ROFL

Dude this is pathetic, especially when I a 42 year old man who is balding & has no social life due to raising 4 kids, is getting more 20 something pussy than you. :D;)

Classic!!
He's scared of Pussy...just admit it Claythan!

Kyle DeLexus

06-29-2009 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 5867266)

ROFL

Dude this is pathetic, especially when I a 42 year old man who is balding & has no social life due to raising 4 kids, is getting more 20 something pussy than you. :D;)

Way too old

Saulbadguy

06-29-2009 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5864743)

So, tell me about Jewish American Princesses.

Because about the hottest one in the history of mankind asked me for my AIM tonight.

Like I said before, stay away. Stay far, far away.

Hammock Parties

06-29-2009 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 5871732)

Like I said before, stay away. Stay far, far away.

She hasn't said a damn thing since that first night. I must have got tucked into her back pocket or something.

Bitches. :rolleyes:

Hammock Parties

06-29-2009 09:24 PM

PS - Tomorrow's forecast is sunny with a chance of MILF penetration.

Phobia

06-29-2009 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5871738)

PS - Tomorrow's forecast is sunny with a chance of MILF penetration.

I'm certain it's going to work this time, Champ. Here's the plan.... don't talk. Don't mumble. Don't even laugh at a joke. Just show up and get naked. That way you won't screw it all up.

Hammock Parties

06-29-2009 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5871751)

I'm certain it's going to work this time, Champ. Here's the plan.... don't talk. Don't mumble. Don't even laugh at a joke. Just show up and get naked. That way you won't screw it all up.

It's OK. I like to live dangerously.

Phobia

06-29-2009 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5871761)

It's OK. I like to live dangerously.

I hope you're not required to drive more than 4 or 5 miles this time. Otherwise it's just not worth the effort.

Hammock Parties

06-29-2009 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5871763)

I hope you're not required to drive more than 4 or 5 miles this time. Otherwise it's just not worth the effort.