There is no way I'd even get drunk if I had to drive that far. I'd have one drink.

O' hai Captain Hyperbole.

I'm to F'ing lazy to read anymore of this thread.....


So I'm assuming GoChiefs had another EPIC FAIL?

:rolleyes:


And again there was a Valid (at least to him) Reason?

It was more of a little whimper. Not so epic. Small stage.

You need a wingman dude. Don't you have any friends or buddies from the gym that you could go hang out with? Much easier to travel in a pack and much easier to attract the attention of the ladies in bars. Hell, women travel in packs almost exclusively. Plus one of your friends could be the designated driver so you could get totally bombed! Just sayin it might be helpful to try a different approach than the internets...

ROFL

Dude this is pathetic, especially when I a 42 year old man who is balding & has no social life due to raising 4 kids, is getting more 20 something pussy than you. :D;)

For someone who's never gotten laid, you sure do put a lot of stipulations on what you will and won't do. Who cares if it's "too far"? No, ****, and get it over with. Then, you can be as picky as you want to. You may be scared, but you're gonna have to get it out of the way eventually. Then, once you do, it won't consume your entire being like it seems to be doing now.

I do, sorry.

My desire to get laid is evidently trumped by my desire to stay out of traffic accidents.

It's for the same reason I buy tickets to a 2pm matinee of Phantom of the Opera on a Sunday.

It's an excuse. Learn how to drive.

I know how to drive. Other people don't.

My god. One little accident....


Grow some friggin' balls and use them.

I only have one ball, remember? The other never dropped.

Here's an option that should solve all your problems, Sport.

Move to an Amish community. No driving. No bars. No internet. Eventually, somebody will sell you a daughter for a couple of cows and you'll have yourself a fun time.

I used to drive 3 hours for a taste and you can't drive 20 miles? Unless your mother or next door neighbor are putting out I just don't have a lot of hope for you.

You're a homo, NTTAWWT.

I might be asexual, actually. That's more likely, anyway.