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Hammock Parties 06-27-2009 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 5867205)
I have sex pretty regularly and getting laid is always important. If you're a man, and you have any sort of natural, manly genetics, getting laid should be on your brain every single day you draw breath.
It's not important enough to drive 40 miles on a Friday night. Sorry.

Hammock Parties 06-27-2009 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 5867206)
liquid courage is what claythan needs, and make sure the biaaatch drinks too
Liquid courage is a load of shit. It wouldn't have done a damn thing last night.

Believe me if we had been going somewhere within 15-20 miles of my area, I'm there.

Pablo 06-27-2009 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5867208)
It's not important enough to drive 40 miles on a Friday night. Sorry.
Dude, most normal men would probably drive an hour in tornado weather if they knew they were guaranteed a nice piece of strange ass. Or at least if there was a very strong probability.

Hammock Parties 06-27-2009 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 5867212)
Dude, most normal men would probably drive an hour in tornado weather if they knew they were guaranteed a nice piece of strange ass. Or at least if there was a very strong probability.
As we've all come to realize, I'm not most normal men.

I'm a lazy pussy. Lazy pussies don't get laid often. Such is life.

JD10367 06-27-2009 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5867194)
I didn't have to ask anybody for any ****ing keys. I just didn't WANT to go. It was too far. And Friday night traffic scares me.
:eek:

Sure-Oz 06-27-2009 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5867211)
Liquid courage is a load of shit. It wouldn't have done a damn thing last night.

Believe me if we had been going somewhere within 15-20 miles of my area, I'm there.
I'm talking about closing the damn deal during a date hehe

well better luck with the next one

Pablo 06-27-2009 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5867211)
Liquid courage is a load of shit. It wouldn't have done a damn thing last night.

Believe me if we had been going somewhere within 15-20 miles of my area, I'm there.
Liquid courage can turn into liquor dick if you're not careful though. So pace yourself on the drinks. You can start off with a couple of Beam and cokes to get you on a good level, then just cruise on beer the rest of the evening and you'll be good to go.

But for some reason, I'm doubting you've ever even consumed Jim Beam or beer.

Hammock Parties 06-27-2009 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 5867217)
But for some reason, I'm doubting you've ever even consumed Jim Beam or beer.
For some reason I'm doubting you have half a clue about what the **** you're talking about.

Pablo 06-27-2009 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5867218)
For some reason I'm doubting you have half a clue about what the **** you're talking about.
You're the one that said you don't enjoy the bar scene. I assumed that meant you probably didn't enjoy alcohol all that much either.

Hammock Parties 06-27-2009 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 5867221)
You're the one that said you don't enjoy the bar scene. I assumed that meant you probably didn't enjoy alcohol all that much either.
I don't. Doesn't mean I haven't had any.

Pablo 06-27-2009 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5867224)
I don't. Doesn't mean I haven't had any.
Well, it's a magical liquid that allows for social interaction and sometimes sexual activity. Find something you can stomach, say Vodka and sprite, or even weak Captain and sprite(tastes like cream soda); and force yourself to meet one of these girls out for a few drinks. You drink, then she drinks...and ya know, things might happen. But alcohol is srsly your friend.

Hammock Parties 06-27-2009 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 5867230)
Well, it's a magical liquid that allows for social interaction and sometimes sexual activity. Find something you can stomach, say Vodka and sprite, or even weak Captain and sprite(tastes like cream soda); and force yourself to meet one of these girls out for a few drinks. You drink, then she drinks...and ya know, things might happen. But alcohol is srsly your friend.
I have no problem going to a bar if a girl wants to go. But throw in a long distance and it's too much.

Pablo 06-27-2009 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5867232)
I have no problem going to a bar if a girl wants to go. But throw in a long distance and it's too much.
Long distances just mean she might feel guilty for making you drive back to wherever you're going drunk. Srsly.

Sure-Oz 06-27-2009 10:51 AM
Get a buzz, enjoy yourself, let her touch your penis

crazycoffey 06-27-2009 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 5867180)
We've given all the advice one can can give, and honestly gochiefs to really follow through with any of this is you have to get your place (apartment/house) while living independently it should give you more freedom and flexibility to execute said advice. Dude, you need to get your own place it's that simple

He doesn't want to get laid, this thread and the attention at CP is MORE important to him than anything else in his life. I honestly think he'd kill his grandma if he thought he could get a 100 post thread out of it....


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